Everything Geeky and Gay

She/Her, They/Them, He/Him 23 I will report and block porn-bots, don't fuck with me on this! watch bee n puppycat

[itsybitsybatsyspider]

Peter realizing he doesn't have to include his webshooter gear into his monthly budget anymore:

[nostalgia1998]

[cat-mermaid]

i had such a funny dream last night, probs cos i've been thinking about Kingdom Hearts so much since the last ep of Do No Harm aired. I woke up cackling to myself, so I'm recreating it here the best i can remember

Dream started with me wanting to replay KH2, since i never actually beat it. My game glitched out bad at Beast's Castle and ruined my save file back in Summer of 2006 (got too discouraged to start over) so dream me starts it up, and fucking Roxas immediately starts talking in Holly Hollowtone's Sora voice:

Hello its me, Sora. Well it looks like I'm having that dream again, the one with all the glass

Oh look its me, Sora :) And theres all my pals. I like this dream better then that last one, I feel full of conviction

Well hey there, wait a moment

Its not very polite to nap in a church fellas :/

Look its me, Sora :) I look so well rested

I'd better wake up before security kicks us out

*Wakes up*

I wonder if that dream meant anything...

Oh ok, it meant puberty is upon me. Thats a normal thing for a boy to dream about being a boy who's another boy who doesn't exist :)

😴

woke up chuckling

[misty-doodles]

Saw someone mention a bloody Mary au where Adrian finds Simon before Grace & Rocky return, and frankly I need to take a crack at writing it. Because simon being the one who needs the translator to talk to them, and he ends up learning Eridian super fast. Hes a silly little engineer and Adrian thinks about their mate every time they looks at him.

This would also be perfect for a physically stable and healthy Simon and Grace on the edge of death from malnutrition. Rocky panicking as soon as he in radio distance like "Hey guys, picked up a random alien human and he needs food I need us to synthe–"

"Yeah we have it already,"

"What?"

"Adrian found a human 2 years ago. We have everything,"

"What????"

Edit: the fic

[insomnianoctem]

I look in the mirror.

I say “Bloody Mary” three times

Markiplier and Ryan Gosling appear in the mirror

[digitalfishwish]

Ok nothing is funnier than learning the ship name for Ava Iron Lung and Eva Stratt is “trolley operators”. Let’s doom individuals for the sake of humanity… together ❤️

Adopting this immediately

[localsimpissleepy]

I have way to many ideas & audio skits for this au so here's one for you guys lol

[testingcheats0n]

what is slimecicle doing here?!

[charismatic-writer]

Do we think markiplier ripped Simons arm off so the bloodymary fan artists would only have to go through the trouble of drawing 3 hands instead of 4?

[kerlight]

so bloodymary fanfic idea but it probably has been done a hundred times already lol but whatever

so it starts with your typical some Eridians on a space mission somehow find Simon and rescue him, and then Rocky is very excited bc new human for grace good good good

but then Rocky thinks like wait, he could be Grace's mate, they are both human ofc they can be mates so he makes his mission to make Simon presentable enough for Grace

and so he doesn't tell Grace about Simon and him and the eridians take care of him like cleaning him up, healing all that stuff

eventually Simon wakes up and at first freaks out bc first he was dying and then he's not and now a bunch of alien rocks are all over him you know the usual it takes him a while to get used to it but eventually is like ykw at least i'm alive and they are not hurting me and are feedind me wahtever i'm out of the submarine

rocky somehow manage to have grace give him the translator so he can comunicate with simon and one day they are talking and simon says something like

"i don't understand why are you taking so much care of me"

and rocky of course just says "so you can meet grace and be grace mate, you must be grace's partner yes yes yes"

but doesn't explains that grace is another human so simon is like what.the.fuck they are going to make marry a rock oh god

but eventually he's like "ok fuck whatever i'll marry the rock who cares as long as they keep me here"

so FINALLY time comes simon looks good enough for rocky and so they go meet grace and all the time simon is like "wow where did all this ocean come from tf this is actually pretty nice and what is that a house why would this guys need a house this is weird" and then rocky calls grace and the door opens and simon is fully expecting to see another spider rock who's going to be his spouse now and boom it's another human but not just that is the most beautiful blonde blue eyed man he's ever seen and it's completely at loss for words and rocky is just explaining to grace that "this is simon, simon new human for grace, simon grace new partner" and grace only reaction is like "ROCKY WHAT THE HELL"

anyways if somebody know a fic that is similar uuh pls give me a link

also sorry if this is like very horribly written and makes no sense i really suck at writting

[leebeearts]

i just KNOW the marraige would be a whole planet-wide affair. aint NO god damn eridian keeping secrets. Simon and Grace in hell from rocks singing Earth marital notes to teasing them about the big day

and its not even that important to them just a symbolic commitment

you know Rocky is gonna find the best carver to make the rings, too. Simons won't be as pretty as Grace's, though. Still nice, but not as flashy because Grace Friend is Better Friend, but Not Grace Friend is still Good Friend.

[ryousiriusrightnow]

my contribution to the bloodymary fandom

[thesaddesttoothless]

yay bloodymary drawing

you could make an au out of this lol (should i actually do that or no??)

[lumisthegloomis]

i am a very big fan of queerplatonic bloodymary. it makes me quite happy

[grizzlybeartist-reblogs]

why are so many people complaining about bloodymary being in the tags of the fandoms it's from. just block the tag if you don't want to see it? block accounts that only post that and not solo fandom content of whichever one you like? it's not rocket science? this is tumblr, not tiktok, you're not going to see more of what you like and less of what you don't unless you actually take steps to curate your experience, stop whining about fandoms being fandoms and doing fandom things.

[acewithapaintbrush]

I think it's so funny how shocked everyone was that Markiplier knows about Bloodymary because I assume the guy got friends? If my friend started to get shipped with a celeb I would send them EVERYTHING! Every fanart, ever fanfic, every meme, every text post, absolutely everything. I'd be like "Look! It's you!!!" I'd be insufferable

[marf244]

Both sent to die in space for the sake of humanity...

[ctrl-shift-alt-9]

Simon realizing he's going to die vs realizing someone else died, by the way. In case you needed your day ruined.