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@minayxng
Did you miss the memo or something? The party is being held by Patrick Clark. He’s not just Harwich’s King because he’s good looking.
I wouldn't take the 'monarchy' too seriously if I were you. There's a reason why we don't have that here in America, you know.
Ribs - Lorde
we can talk it so good we can make it so divine we can talk it good, how you wish it would be all the time
@minayang: the queen #janebirkin ♔
fancy anyone?
Oh, please.
Unless some of my friends would ask me to tag along with them to a party, I’d stay with my mom and watch horror movies with her while giving candies to random kids trick or treating.
Were you aware that you just described yourself as a Mama's Boy? I mean, you probably have a name, but until I know what that is, that's what I'm going to call you.
Yeah? And why’s that? [shrugs] Not really my style. Can’t deny that they’re pretty good though. Nirvana, I mean.
I've been busy, I guess. But life isn't as fun if you don't get to socialise; that's what I read in The New Yorker. Nirvana's all right, though. Not my style, but all right.
I do when I have nothing else planned on Halloween. But I usually just volunteer to grocery shop candies for her.
Different? In a good or bad way?
Just... different. I mean, do you also give away the candy because that's what you'd rather do instead of going to parties?
I’d be puzzled if you could.
Not unless you make a habit of hanging with known burnouts.
It's not a habit of mine to hang out with anyone, really. I hadn't pegged you for a burnout, though. You've got the tone, sans the Nirvana shirt and ratty hair.
I’m more worried about which candies to buy for trick or treat, to be honest. Kids are getting grumpier every year for receiving lame candies from my mom.
...you help your mom with trick-or-treating?
That's certainly different.
People shouldn’t be worrying about costumes, full stop. They already look like freaks, anyway.
I can't disagree with that.
I haven't seen you around before. Have we met?
That depends on whether you like parties or not.
I've never met anyone who doesn't.
Well… yes. But that just means that I like parties. So I’m one of those teenagers you just mentioned.
Of course. Aren't we all?
I’m obviously not the right person to be talking to about this kind of thing.
Really? Above anything, everyone's got you pegged as the authority figure around here. You're the guy, aren't you?
Most Halloween parties won’t let you in without a costume. Mine won’t, anyway. Besides, guests aren’t the ones to worry about DJs.
Well, you know how parties are. Meticulous teenagers are in every corner.
Why is everyone worrying about costumes? It's the party itself that we should be worrying about. You hire the wrong DJ, and suddenly the whole evening's ruined.
