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pure evil laughter

#LOL #GIF

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marco grob is a genius, is he not?

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omg...

#christoph waltz

FUCKING GOD CAN PEOPLE CUT ME A FUCKING BREAK?! I'M FUCKING SORRY I'M SO RUDE! GOD I'M A USELESS FUCK

well, just when I thought I had all my shit together, shooooooop! Get knocked down a peg, filled with shame and self loathing. Awesome. God, I can't do anything right.

stophthatthisinstant

“He stinks when he sleeps. Like he’ll start to take a nap, I’ll go to the gym, come back, and the room will smell like he fucked a bag of nacho cheese doritos…”

Shit My Brother Says (via stophthatthisinstant)

#LOL #quote #funny #haha #lmfao #lmao #quotes #shit my brother says

How to act vs How not to act

#LOL #GIF #the room #funny #true story

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If I could have anyone's eye brows, it would 1,000% be yours... i know thats a weird thing to focus on, but every time I see her I'm like "GOD DAMN IT PERFECT EYE BROWS!"

#megan fox

legolokiismighty

Remember when Disney had an animated stoner that was the only one to mention the fact they always wear gloves?

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This made me laugh waaaaaaaaaaaay too hard. Such a true statement... and Pauly Shore voice over for the WIN

#disney #GIF #LOL #stoner #a goofy movie #goofy #funny #haha #lmfao

Wiseman by Frank Ocean (originally written to be a part of the Django Unchained soundtrack but cut at last minute. Absolutely beautiful song. I am extremely impressed by this guy. Pretty sad it didn't find it's way into the film.)

Wiseman closed his mouth Madman closed his fist Young man shows his age Judge man named it sin Bad man don't exist, no No evil man exists Good man don't exist, no No righteous man exists Sad man cannot cry in place where man can see Never witnessed his father weep This old man thought it weak But strong man don't exist No undying man exists Weak man don't exist, no Just flesh and blood exists But your mother would be proud of you I bet your mother would be proud of you The beast will crawl this earth Then fall in the dirt to feed the crows They'll rip apart his flesh 'Till all that's left is glorious bone So you'll bury your own Too vain You saw it unfold What you know And you claimed all you could hold Until death did you part from the mess you made I bet your mother would be proud of you I bet your mother would be proud of you Primitive sharpens tool To survive and thrive in the jungle Maybe hearts were made to pump blood Maybe lungs were made for flood I won't blunt my blade for cut these chains Rather let my limbs be drug through mud You're my brother but your eyes are cold You're my sister but your womb is bare I bet our mother would be proud of you I bet our mother would be proud of you Bad man don't exist No evil man exists I know good man don't exist No righteous man exists Strong man don't exist No undying man exists Weak man don't exist No just flesh and blood exists

#django unchained #frank ocean #wiseman #quentin tarantino #django #lyrics #songs #music #love #beautiful

So, not a giant Gaga fan overall, but this video will always be one of my faves because of the crazy amazing Tarantino movie references and tributes (Pussy Wagon for the WIN)