anything could happen

MINDY MACINTOSH. 15. Who's got two thumbs and hails from Scotland? This lady! I'm Mindy and my parents are the leaders of Clan Macintosh, spelled like the apple! 🍎 I like emojis and good jokes and imitating other people's accents and cute clothes that don't look like my grandpa's kilt - tartan doesn't go with everything, who knew? - and I'm friends with some of the prettiest girls in school so there's that! I'm not totally sure why I'm in Gryffindor or what I'm supposed to be best at here at Hogwarts but I don't really care. I'm here for a good time, not a long time. #blessed

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text ✉⁇ phildy

Phil: I already said I like her. I'm pretty sure I said I liked both of you, actually, but it's okay if you didn't want to hear that part of it. People can like more than one person at a time, but when it's obvious one person likes them too and not so obvious how the other one feels... I don't know.

Mindy: no i herd what you srid but im sauying yuo just like her, not me. never me. becrcayse if yud also liked me ut wuodltn be over already lmao. i didnr realilllle my felings were such a mystry wwow LOL but its oka. thanks fri telling me its my faulr when i alreadi know that, ferels great to be kicukd while im down. you dunt have ot keep tryuing to get yurself off the hoko, you kno. your not in trouble. yuo just dont like kmek orif you di it was never enougj and thats perfectli fine. its normail. youre in the righ and im in the wrong and il die alone because i suck kand thats just the tae and blah blah blah.

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text ✉⁇ phildy

Phil: No, that's definitely not what I was going to say. You can be however you want to be, but she was straightforward and honest and you were... I don't know.

Mindy: it diesbt even matter bc you obviously like her. If you lyked me, it woidnt have nattered what she eas like so dont bkame me. I was jusy me ans you just didnt like it enough. It hapens. All the tume actualky lmao evry time so dont feel bad or whayever.

Mindy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFNK-9A2VRo

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text ✉️☎ mimmy

Tommy: oh yikes! I don't know how to agree further without inadvertently coming off like I'm slut shaming you, but uhhh you have preferences that can not be expressed with family members so.. I bet that would drive you crazy!! (??) Although, In my opinion, losing one's mind isn't so much a loss as gaining a new perspective on the world around you. I try to lose my mind about 10 times a day, at least twice before I've even washed my hair!

Mindy: Oh! You know, I was more of thinking about the fact that I'd NEVER be left alone but I'd also never be the favorite with 100% family surrounding me and THAT sounds like a nightmare. The not having sex would be fine, I can live without it, you know; and it would probably be extra incentive to come up with the BEST magical vibrator of all time and then I'd sell it and be rich with my own money and ahhh that part of the fantasy sounds nice. AH RIGHT, you're a Wonderlander. I always forget that because you seem so, you know, normal.

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text ✉️% minddy

Maddy: I didn't shame anyone. Just that I don't want my legacy to be other people's pleasure. It should be no one's but my own.

Mindy: Yeaaah you did, you REALLY shamed, but okay. Giving people pleasure for a hefty price would be a story about OUR pleasure but if you don't want to share the idea and the earnings, I'm fine doing it alone.

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text ✉⁇ phildy

Phil: No, I did like you. Or... I still do like you, I don't know. But I also like Ariana and she's kinda been more... I don't know. It doesn't feel fair to be like 'yeah I like you' when I'm hanging out with her and you're, you know, doing your thing that you're happy doing.

Mindy: been mor what? more les slutty?

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text ✉⁇ phildy

Phil: Are you sure about that? Because I don't want to overgeneralize - I'm trying really hard NOT to offend you somehow - but it feels like you base that off whether or not someone wants to have sex with you, not on how they feel about all the other parts of Mindy MacIntosh. Although I would be very sad if you died, but it sounds like that doesn't count for much.

Mindy: lamo see tjats why i know ou dont like me. becase ur therapizing me rn instad of teling me wjy ou like me. yuour just tryning to explain ti me the way i virw the world like i dint have a better idea abour the way i think than u do. and you dont kniw me. becaus someone carung if i died or nit is lind of the most inportant thing to me. nithing wud kill me more than if i dued and nobidy missed me. but okay.

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text ✉️☎ mimmy

Tommy: Yeah, I did actually! I thought clan just meant you were all one big family, but that makes sense! Being stuck with just family and only family would probably be MISERABLE.

Mindy: Bro that would be the ACTUAL WORST LMAO. It's bad enough there are so MANY Macintosh peeps up in there but if I was surrounded by only family I would've lost my damn mind by now. Which, you know, some people seem to think I've done anyway, so who knows? :-P

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text ✉️% minddy

Maddy: Your claim to fame would LITERALLY just be about getting off and that makes any galleon earned feel dirty. Wouldn't you rather be famous for something actually worthy of you? Because vibrators? So beneath us.

Mindy: Well duh, a vibration SHOULD be beneath you to work properly :-P But woooow, I didn't realize you were such a slut-shamer. Everybody needs to orgasm, it's not like it's dirty or weird.

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text ✉⁇ phildy

Phil: I'm not sure what evidence you're using, but history with other people doesn't count! Or shouldn't count. Are you drinking alone? Do you need me to come find you?

Mindy: Lack of evidenx, then! I can tell whe peolple like me or theu dont and you dont and thats fine, whatevr. You juts wanna make sure i Dont, like, die. Which si nice enough. I AM drinking alone and living it. You donr need to pull yoursef away frim whatever umportant thing youre doing just because yuo think you have to.

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text ✉️☎ mimmy

Tommy: Yikes. But wait? All of Macintosh isn't related? I thought clan meant you were all one giant family? That sucks, but you're welcome!

Mindy: You think I live on an island where every single person in my relative? Clan Macintosh just means Macintosh is the ruling family and yeah, there's a LOT of relatives there, but there are OTHER people lolol otherwise I'd have lost my mind ages ago.

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text ✉️% minddy

Maddy: You know, some days I wonder what goes on in that head of yours. Today I'm a little scared to find out.

Maddy: Do you ever think about anything besides getting off?

Mindy: Making money is ALSO something I think about and do I need to repeat that a magic vibrator would make us LITERALLY rich? Like real world rich and not just rich in comparison to the other clans of the Loch! An actual claim to fame, what about that doesn't entice you?

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text ✉⁇ phildy

Phil: Woah, woah, woah, who said anything about me not liking you?

Mindy: Evdienxce. Histryi. Eveaythinh. Or mayvw it's jus the tequle tlkaing LOL

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audrehyh:

It’s not a discussion! It’s me saying I don’t want to talk about it and you insisting that it means I do it! Very different! And either way, I don’t want to talk about it at all!

Then stop talking to me? It’s really easy! Or, well, maybe it’s not - people talk to me all the time, even when they allege that it makes life difficult for them. Maybe I’m just magnetic, sorry. And for what it’s worth, I’m sorry I embarrassed you. Body stuff shouldn’t be embarrassing, it should just be fun!

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text ✉️☎ mimmy

Tommy: Lol cool! What made you decide to lie in the first place, if you don't mind my asking? I won't tell anyone if you don't want me too obvi, but even if I did I don't think anyone would believe that you're actually in need of a guy to pretend anything

Mindy: I WAS PEER PRESSURED! This girl who I've been kind of competing for everything with since kinder just got with, like, the dreamiest guy in Macintosh. I had to get even somehow, my conquests don't impress her! And you know what? Thanks! That's the nicest thing anyone's said to me today LOL.

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text ✉⁇ phildy

Mindy: Heeeeeey cutir why dint u like me Haha? I men I know why u dint becau people dont but ir qoud be so cool if u did.

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text ✉️☎ mimmy

Tommy: Ah, okay! Sorry, I've never been someone's pretend boyfriend in a picture before! And Good thanks! My chin to mid torso always looks cute, Minds. You do remember who you're asking, right?

Mindy: That's okay, I've never asked for a fake boyfriend in a picture before either, this can be both of our first times! And yes, yes, you are very adorable :-p And very nice because you won't tell anyone about this RIGHT?! It'll seem pathetic lmao :-P

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audreyhrh:

I’m not. That works fine, thank you. It was “no comment” because I find such discussions completely inappropriate for a public forum. It wasn’t defensiveness when it’s an actual fact. I don’t particularly care how it sounded to you. I do not, I’m never guilty of any wrong doing so I have more than enough practice at this point, thank you. It’s not a thing every body needs to do and I’m quite certain that it’s very different from basic hygiene.

And yet you’re having that discussion now, so it’s not that you think it’s inappropriate, it’s that the idea of anyone thinking that you do something totally normal that literally everyone else does embarrasses you for some reason. And masturbating wouldn’t be wrong-doing at all, so I don’t know why you’re so pressed about it, unless you haven’t done it recently and need a stress relief, like, real bad. It’s okay, girl! You do you, literally. You’ll feel so much better.