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waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like

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UUUUUU @minglewdivinity bitch doesn’t get tired

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Last week’s haul 💅🏼 (THIS WAS OVER A COURSE OF A WEEK!!)

☄ Total: $1,313.24 ☄ Tax: $170.72 ☄ Grand Total: $1,483.96

Notes ☄ Sephora is pretty easy IF YOU KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH THE SA’s. ☄ I am NEVER fucking w/ Shoppers or RFID’s ever again.

Rip to the stores that I have robbed

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Your nails 😍

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Teach me your sephora ways, master 😂😂

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@startingoffsmol I haven’t been to Sephora in 3 weeks lmaoo 😂 just act and look like you know what you’re doing. If they ask how u doin, just say “heyyyy what’s poppin, I’m good, just looking for a foundation bc my $87362 Giorgio Armani foundation ran out this morning loool ! !! Oh sjakasdf haha oooOOh I love your lip color!! What lip stick are you wearing? Sjenejnwjsshjdkdke” They’ll be annoyed by this point and try to deal with you as fast as they can. This worked so well so many times

[liftingcanada]

^that advice tho

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I love when people are like “YOUR OUTFIT IS so CUTE LIKE YOUR WHOLE OUTFIT” & im like “THX I STOLE EVERYTHING I HAVE ON ” this bitch knows what’s up @minglewdivinity

[crystallineknowledge]

Gorgeous Stevie at the premiere of ‘Twilight’ in 2012 

HQ copy: X

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@minglewdivinity

[psychedelicway]

Syd Barrett, 1966

[minglewdivinity]

@crystallinemethamphetamine

[braxtonthefish]

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@minglewdivinity

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We all enjoy a ritual

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@minglewewdivinity DO YOU RECOGNIZE SOME THINGS ;) ;)  LOOK HARD THIS IS EYE SPY BITCH 

[minglewdivinity]

DUDE

[sixpenceee]

Door knob design that gives you a fish eye view of the room ahead.

Posted by punerisaiyan

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For parents who want their kids to grow up terrified of masturbating.

[minglewdivinity]

@crystallinemethamphetamine

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my kink is shoplifting while high on crystal meth

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YESSSSSSSS!!!!!! 😂😂😂 once I stole (and I am NOT exaggerating here) like 1/3 of the underwear from Victoria secret after I had been smoking in a PUBLIC BATHRROOM STALL all day at the mall w @minglewdivinity WE COULDNT STOP GRABBING THEM WE WOULDVE STOLEN THE ENTIRE STORE IF WE WERENT FORCED TO LEAVE CAUSE SOMEONE WAS PICKING US UP 

ANOTHER TIME WE STRAIGHT UP STOLE A CHICKEN

[minglewdivinity]

IM FUCKING CRYING

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@methdaze @minglewdivinity

[aimorris]

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Rollin down the street smoking indo sippin on gin and juice !!! @minglewdivinity

[minglewdivinity]

Laid back with my mind on my money and my money on my mind

[scooty-puff-senior]

“We shall be known as Tenac”

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@minglewdivinity OUR TATTOOS 

[quickweaves]

dolly parton: jolene please dont take my man 

jolene:

[minglewdivinity]

@crystallinemethamphetamine

[lostjohnny]

Pink Floyd with Syd Barrett

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@minglewdivinity @velouriaaa

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@minglewdivinity

[hughes4561]

Fleetwood Mac - Rihannon (live in studio ‘76) Rosebud

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@minglewdivinity

[f4bulazy]

I think the sign of a true soulmate isn’t someone you just want to do the super cool stuff with. A real soulmate is the person who makes any ordinary day fun. Some people make all these huge plans to do with their special someone, fuck that. Find someone who you can take grocery shopping and still have a blast with. Find someone who makes you look forward to waking up on Monday.

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@minglewdivinity

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