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@minimum-wage-fire
Uh you back yet?
"Back...?"
She looks around the room, her eyes falling on the familiar corpse sitting in a corner.
"Oh."
Too lost in her sorrow, she mustn't have noticed it had killed her.
She couldn't stand to look at that corpse.
" @minimum-wage-fire ?"
"Yes?"
"Could you burn that corpse for me?"
"Of course!"
It was enthusiastically burned to a crisp.
Uh you back yet?
"Back...?"
She looks around the room, her eyes falling on the familiar corpse sitting in a corner.
"Oh."
Too lost in her sorrow, she mustn't have noticed it had killed her.
She couldn't stand to look at that corpse.
" @minimum-wage-fire ?"
"Yes?"
Yummy
(Oh hey! It's pride! Did you ever ask yourself: "Is that fire gay?" Well, here's your answer!)
Gleeful: Genderless (it/its, sparkle/sparkle/sparkles/sparkles/sparkleself, ✨/✨/✨s/✨s/✨self, 🔥/🔥/🔥s/🔥s/🔥self, glitter/glitter/glitters/glitters/glitterself (starting fron now on)). Loves everyone all of the time in a way where sparkle loops back around to being aroace.
Friendly: Genderless (Any pronouns). Aroace.
Holy: Girl (it/its, It/Its, She/Her). Lesbian.
Ardent: Genderqueer (it/its, he/him, they/them). Pansexual.
All-consuming: Pangender (Any pronouns). Pansexual. (Hey, leave some for the rest of us!)
"Hiiii :3"
The burned grey looked around in confusion.
"Who said that?"
"Me! I did!"
Fire wraps itself around her arm.
She jumps at the sudden heat, and tries to shake it off her.
"You can talk?"
She tilts her head.
"Where you always able to talk, or did you just begin?"
"Well, we've been able to talk for... a while now!"
"But, in the Construct, were you there?"
"Nope! Well, anyway, good luck!"
It poofs out.
"Hiiii :3"
The burned grey looked around in confusion.
"Who said that?"
"Me! I did!"
Fire wraps itself around her arm.
She jumps at the sudden heat, and tries to shake it off her.
"You can talk?"
She tilts her head.
"Where you always able to talk, or did you just begin?"
"Well, we've been able to talk for... a while now!"
"Hiiii :3"
The burned grey looked around in confusion.
"Who said that?"
"Me! I did!"
Fire wraps itself around her arm.
The beloved cosmetics brand settled in the city now has a blog! rejoice!
We take pride in providing high quality product at an affordable price. Look better without braking the bank with "Miscs & Wonder".
OOC: This is NOT a real corporation, it is a (very evil) mega-corp made for the Minimum Wage Slay The Princess AU.
Tag navigation:
#Miscs & Wonder how may I help- answering asks
#gorilla marketing- Interactions
Cooperate ladder (Different characters within the company):
#Manegment (overpaid)
#Store employee (underpaid)
#Factory worker (underpaid)
#Delivery service (This one is a girl named Kiki, underpaid)
#Customer service (do I really need to say it?)
#Marketing and advertising (actually getting paid pretty well)
please explain which character you are referring to in asks
"We're finally free from this awful place! We don't have to hurt eachother anymore."
The Burned Grey at McTabby's!
"I wish I was a girl so I could girlkiss..."
"Skill issue."
"Yeah? What your excuse for not girlkissing then, uh?"
"...no comment."
"First of all we don't have lips, which we'd need to kiss people."
"True..."
Fire power
Hihihihi.
The fire sparks gleefully.
"What's wrong with not being human...?"
"They all think they're so much better than us, don't they?!"
The fire in the ovens burn brighter. A few burgers are turned to ash.
"Ardent!"
"Fuck."
*Someone bursts into the Wandy's, looking slightly disheveled and out of breath.*
Hi, do you have a piece of paper I can borrow?-
@stp-minimum-wage-contrarian
🌳 "Uh??? Sure??" 🌳
The Wanderer hands Contrarian a sheet of paper.
🌳 "What do you need it for?" 🌳
*They take it and sit on the floor. They begin to scribble something onto it, only to pull back after just the first word. It's completely illegible.*
Shit- well, I'm trying to write a note- emphasis on trying-
🌳 "Is something wrong? Well obviously yes. What's wrong? Can I help? I can write. Kinda. If you need me to." 🌳
Ok, so- I was with my friend, who happens to be an alternate version of me- but then they disappeared and I don't know where she went- but the thing is, I can actually teleport things to other versions of me, so I'm trying to send her a note asking where he went-
🌳 "Oh yeah, people disappear all the time around here- another version of you??? Uh. Whatever. So do you need me to write you the note or do you think you can manage?" 🌳
Please help-
🌳 "Okay." 🌳
She quickly writes on the paper, in a rushed and messy yet easily readable handwriting:
"Were are you rigth now?"
🌳 "Here." 🌳
She hands it back to Connie.
Thanks!
*They add a quick, lopsided doodle of a sad face before folding it into a paper airplane and throwing it at a window. Right as it's about to hit the glass, it vanishes.*
And now we wait!
. . .
Wait how is Cookie meant to reply to this-
🌳 "...oh yeah. Uh. I don't know. Oh no." 🌳
*They flop onto their back.*
Shit.
🌳 "Can't xey also send you stuff? Since she's also you... apparently." 🌳
I don't know- maybe?? Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if they could- she's done weirder stuff-
*They sit back up.*
Well, that's that problem fixed!
🌳 "Okay. Now we just have to wait... Do you want to order something?" 🌳
Oh, yeah! What exactly do you have here?
🌳 "Bugs and bread and vegetables and things that are a mix of them. Uh. I wrote a menu one time." 🌳
She hands you a paper with a long list of foods.
*They start to look through the list*
Oh wow that's a lot- uh, what would you recommend?
🌳"I like the worm noodles." 🌳
They chuckle.
🌳"One time, someone proposed selling gummy worms noodles. Real worms taste better tho. I mean, I assume. I should try making some, someday..." 🌳
Oo, gummy worm noodles sound fun! Although while I'm here, I should probably try your guys' actual food- how abouttttttttt.... beetle pizza!
Hey, wait, there's no reason why I can't just order both- cannI order both?
🌳 "Well I don't have gummy worms right now so... I'll go make you a beetle pizza." 🌳
She goes towards the kitchen.
Ok!
*They continue to sit on the floor.*
As she starts to cook, she asks:
🌳 "So, what's the whole 'other version of you' thing about?" 🌳
Well.. uh, I don't really know how it works myself, honestly- like, they're me, but also not?- like-
*They let out a surprised squeak as the ball hits them and bounces across the floor.*
Oh- hey, you were right! Looks like xe can do the teleporting things thing too!
@comical-contrarian
🌳 "Cool! I guess. So... where are they?" 🌳
No clue! I think her sending the ball means it's ok though?
🌳 "If you say so..?" 🌳
*It's either believe that or continue wondering if She got him..*
Then it's a good thing I do say so!
*The paper you sent, now unfolded, flutters out of the air, and lands on your lap.*
*On the back, in quick and messy handwriting it reads as follows.*
"Hi Connie Im sorry 4 -dissa- -disapee- disappearing I saw smth shiny and then i found a door and now im with this other us who knows u"
*They quickly read it, their smile growing.*
Oh! Ok, yeah, she's definitely ok.
🌳 "Oh, that's good." 🌳
The Wanderer hands Contrarian their beetle pizza.
Oh, thanks!
*They grab a slice, but then pause as an idea hits. They toss three slices, one after the other, at the window. The first two vanish, exactly as the paper airplane did. The third one hits the window with a splat. They stare at it.*
That- that one was meant to teleport too- why didn't it teleport too?-
*There's probably a normal, not concerning explanation for that, right?- like- maybe they can only teleport so many things in a day, or maybe their powers just don't reach the void where Contrarian (he really needs a nickname of his own) lives-*
*Yeah- it's probably one of those two things. And absolutely nothing concerning. Which is why they're going to do absolutely nothing to test their theories.*
"Hi :3 You waiting for Army?"
( @minimum-wage-fire )
*Contrarian lighted up heh*
Contrarian: Fire! I forgot you were here!
*He open the nearest oven*
And yeah! I have a pretty dumb plan but if it works like I intend I can probably save everyone in this place. Or at least myselfs.
"That's a stupid idea."
"Oh come on Ardent! At least hear him out first!"
No the other guy is right it is a stupid idea!
Basically the plan is just to die as many times as I can! Army doesn't like when people ruin her torturing thing by dying so because my flock is the only one that can revive instantly I'm planned to make her insane with it!
There's plenty ways this could go wrong, but if nothing else at least I get to see her angry! probably.
"I doubt she'd care. At some point she'll probably just end up giving up, right? Why keep doing something when you know it won't work?"
*He gives a cheeky smile*
Bingo! That the plan!
If she does stop it means there is a way to make her stop! Just make her bored!
So if she tries to go for anyone else I could just tell them that! Sure it's a little more inconvenient with the whole having to wait a day to revive thing here but theoretically she would move on from them too!
Also I don't know if it's not going to work so that's why I do it! Besides I don't have much else to do right now.
*He shrugs*
"Good luck! Hopefully it won't get boring too quickly!"
"But... why? Why would you choose to hurt yourself like that? Why would you want to die over and over again?"
Thanks!
And well I don't really want to die over, and over but there's no way else to do this plan. Besides it's not like anything is permanent! I get hurt, I die, I come back, I get hurt again, die again, come back again, and just keep repeating that.
If I didn't have a way to instantly revive myself I would probably be way more reluctant about this plan but I do so y'know.
"That's... you're weird."
Yep!
You're only now realizing this?
*He jokes*
"It's fine to be a little bit weird!! It's good, even!!!"
"...I don't get it."
See?! You don't have to "get it" just go with it!
It's not like you're the one getting hurt! So just relax!
*He leans back pretending to relax as he says that to really emphasize them chilling out. Before he sits back up putting his attention on the fire*
"So, what do you wanna do?"
Well apparently she's still stuck under the building so I have time to kill!
So there's like multiple of yous? Like there's you and that other guy, and I remember there being more too. Do you guys all have names or?
"Yeah! That one's Ardent, the arrogant one is Holy, the one that's always hungry is All-consuming, Friendly is the nice-but boring one, and you already know my name. Right?"
"I am not arrogant, for I am correct."
Oh it's kind of like my flock! We're all supposed to be voices that represent something, Stubborn, Broken, Paranoid, Hero, Smitten, Contrarian, you get it!
It definitely makes it easy to tell who's who, that's for sure! Also hi Holy!
"Yeah! I've met some of them!"
Nice! But you certainly haven't met my flock I could tell you that!...
Say do you only appear when I start fires here or are you any fire?
"Oh we're allll the fire!"
"There is a candle that isn't us... but otherwise, yes. We even work at multiple places in the neighborhood. It might be limited to a certain range, though. I'm not sure."
So.. if I started a fire all the way across the void you probably wouldn't be there?
"I don't know! Maybe! What's the void?"
A big really dark place with nothing in it. Also the reason I can even come to the Tabby's.
My flock is on the other side of the void.
"I... don't think we can do that..."
"We hold many power. We can do whatever we want."
"...yeah! Probably!"
No harm in trying! I'll be back in the cabin in no time anyway if army ever shows her face.
"Okay! Tell her I said hi!"
"Hi :3 You waiting for Army?"
( @minimum-wage-fire )
*Contrarian lighted up heh*
Contrarian: Fire! I forgot you were here!
*He open the nearest oven*
And yeah! I have a pretty dumb plan but if it works like I intend I can probably save everyone in this place. Or at least myselfs.
"That's a stupid idea."
"Oh come on Ardent! At least hear him out first!"
No the other guy is right it is a stupid idea!
Basically the plan is just to die as many times as I can! Army doesn't like when people ruin her torturing thing by dying so because my flock is the only one that can revive instantly I'm planned to make her insane with it!
There's plenty ways this could go wrong, but if nothing else at least I get to see her angry! probably.
"I doubt she'd care. At some point she'll probably just end up giving up, right? Why keep doing something when you know it won't work?"
*He gives a cheeky smile*
Bingo! That the plan!
If she does stop it means there is a way to make her stop! Just make her bored!
So if she tries to go for anyone else I could just tell them that! Sure it's a little more inconvenient with the whole having to wait a day to revive thing here but theoretically she would move on from them too!
Also I don't know if it's not going to work so that's why I do it! Besides I don't have much else to do right now.
*He shrugs*
"Good luck! Hopefully it won't get boring too quickly!"
"But... why? Why would you choose to hurt yourself like that? Why would you want to die over and over again?"
Thanks!
And well I don't really want to die over, and over but there's no way else to do this plan. Besides it's not like anything is permanent! I get hurt, I die, I come back, I get hurt again, die again, come back again, and just keep repeating that.
If I didn't have a way to instantly revive myself I would probably be way more reluctant about this plan but I do so y'know.
"That's... you're weird."
Yep!
You're only now realizing this?
*He jokes*
"It's fine to be a little bit weird!! It's good, even!!!"
"...I don't get it."
See?! You don't have to "get it" just go with it!
It's not like you're the one getting hurt! So just relax!
*He leans back pretending to relax as he says that to really emphasize them chilling out. Before he sits back up putting his attention on the fire*
"So, what do you wanna do?"
Well apparently she's still stuck under the building so I have time to kill!
So there's like multiple of yous? Like there's you and that other guy, and I remember there being more too. Do you guys all have names or?
"Yeah! That one's Ardent, the arrogant one is Holy, the one that's always hungry is All-consuming, Friendly is the nice-but boring one, and you already know my name. Right?"
"I am not arrogant, for I am correct."
Oh it's kind of like my flock! We're all supposed to be voices that represent something, Stubborn, Broken, Paranoid, Hero, Smitten, Contrarian, you get it!
It definitely makes it easy to tell who's who, that's for sure! Also hi Holy!
"Yeah! I've met some of them!"
Nice! But you certainly haven't met my flock I could tell you that!...
Say do you only appear when I start fires here or are you any fire?
"Oh we're allll the fire!"
"There is a candle that isn't us... but otherwise, yes. We even work at multiple places in the neighborhood. It might be limited to a certain range, though. I'm not sure."
So.. if I started a fire all the way across the void you probably wouldn't be there?
"I don't know! Maybe! What's the void?"
A big really dark place with nothing in it. Also the reason I can even come to the Tabby's.
My flock is on the other side of the void.
"I... don't think we can do that..."
"We hold many power. We can do whatever we want."
"...yeah! Probably!"
"Hi :3 You waiting for Army?"
( @minimum-wage-fire )
*Contrarian lighted up heh*
Contrarian: Fire! I forgot you were here!
*He open the nearest oven*
And yeah! I have a pretty dumb plan but if it works like I intend I can probably save everyone in this place. Or at least myselfs.
"That's a stupid idea."
"Oh come on Ardent! At least hear him out first!"
No the other guy is right it is a stupid idea!
Basically the plan is just to die as many times as I can! Army doesn't like when people ruin her torturing thing by dying so because my flock is the only one that can revive instantly I'm planned to make her insane with it!
There's plenty ways this could go wrong, but if nothing else at least I get to see her angry! probably.
"I doubt she'd care. At some point she'll probably just end up giving up, right? Why keep doing something when you know it won't work?"
*He gives a cheeky smile*
Bingo! That the plan!
If she does stop it means there is a way to make her stop! Just make her bored!
So if she tries to go for anyone else I could just tell them that! Sure it's a little more inconvenient with the whole having to wait a day to revive thing here but theoretically she would move on from them too!
Also I don't know if it's not going to work so that's why I do it! Besides I don't have much else to do right now.
*He shrugs*
"Good luck! Hopefully it won't get boring too quickly!"
"But... why? Why would you choose to hurt yourself like that? Why would you want to die over and over again?"
Thanks!
And well I don't really want to die over, and over but there's no way else to do this plan. Besides it's not like anything is permanent! I get hurt, I die, I come back, I get hurt again, die again, come back again, and just keep repeating that.
If I didn't have a way to instantly revive myself I would probably be way more reluctant about this plan but I do so y'know.
"That's... you're weird."
Yep!
You're only now realizing this?
*He jokes*
"It's fine to be a little bit weird!! It's good, even!!!"
"...I don't get it."
See?! You don't have to "get it" just go with it!
It's not like you're the one getting hurt! So just relax!
*He leans back pretending to relax as he says that to really emphasize them chilling out. Before he sits back up putting his attention on the fire*
"So, what do you wanna do?"
Well apparently she's still stuck under the building so I have time to kill!
So there's like multiple of yous? Like there's you and that other guy, and I remember there being more too. Do you guys all have names or?
"Yeah! That one's Ardent, the arrogant one is Holy, the one that's always hungry is All-consuming, Friendly is the nice-but boring one, and you already know my name. Right?"
"I am not arrogant, for I am correct."
Oh it's kind of like my flock! We're all supposed to be voices that represent something, Stubborn, Broken, Paranoid, Hero, Smitten, Contrarian, you get it!
It definitely makes it easy to tell who's who, that's for sure! Also hi Holy!
"Yeah! I've met some of them!"
Nice! But you certainly haven't met my flock I could tell you that!...
Say do you only appear when I start fires here or are you any fire?
"Oh we're allll the fire!"
"There is a candle that isn't us... but otherwise, yes. We even work at multiple places in the neighborhood. It might be limited to a certain range, though. I'm not sure."
So.. if I started a fire all the way across the void you probably wouldn't be there?
"I don't know! Maybe! What's the void?"
