May 12
"What's wrong with not being human...?"
"They all think they're so much better than us, don't they?!"
The fire in the ovens burn brighter. A few burgers are turned to ash.
"Ardent!"
"Fuck."
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"What's wrong with not being human...?"
"They all think they're so much better than us, don't they?!"
The fire in the ovens burn brighter. A few burgers are turned to ash.
"Ardent!"
"Fuck."
Chain Balloon!
It drops to the ground. It is full of chain links connected in a messy web.
"Wow."
"We should tell Cage about it! That's basically a Cage balloon!"
"...I don't think she'd want to see us again after we killed her."
" @stp-minimum-cage !"
(Gleeful, Friendly, Holy, All-consuming and Ardent's designs!)
(Oh hey! It's pride! Did you ever ask yourself: "Is that fire gay?" Well, here's your answer!)
Gleeful: Genderless (it/its, sparkle/sparkle/sparkles/sparkles/sparkleself, ✨/✨/✨s/✨s/✨self, 🔥/🔥/🔥s/🔥s/🔥self, glitter/glitter/glitters/glitters/glitterself (starting fron now on)). Loves everyone all of the time in a way where sparkle loops back around to being aroace.
Friendly: Genderless (Any pronouns). Aroace.
Holy: Girl (it/its, It/Its, She/Her). Lesbian.
Ardent: Genderqueer (it/its, he/him, they/them). Pansexual.
All-consuming: Pangender (Any pronouns). Pansexual. (Hey, leave some for the rest of us!)
"I wish I was a girl so I could girlkiss..."
"Skill issue."
"Yeah? What your excuse for not girlkissing then, uh?"
"...no comment."
"First of all we don't have lips, which we'd need to kiss people."
"True..."
"It's been a while since we burned anything- anything big, at least."
"I actually think that's a good thing I don't want to destroy stuff."
"It is in our nature: stop fighting it, I beg you."
"I'm hungry."
Do you know about Calcifer (Howl's Moving Castle)
"I think I've heard that name before? Don't know much."
"It's hard to watch a movie when you burn everything you touch."
🚒 WEEEWOOOWEEEWOOO GETS YOU WITH THE FIRE HOSE
"YOU LITTLE WATER SPOUTING SQUIRTLE I'LL BURN YOU 'TILL YOUR ASHES BECOME A FIRE-RESISTANT CARPET ON THE MCTABBY'S FLOOR!"
"Your sins will not go unpunished."
"We didn't even do anything wrong this time!"
"It's actually kinda fun! But it also really hurts. Stop."