miau!

🐈 prrrrrr (I am honored to have a second chance)

[minimumwage-clementine]

🐈 miau! (I'm Clementine, name given by my lovely human)

🐈 prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (I'm on a quest to see my beloved again, and maybe help it on its journey to come)

🐈 ....mah (translations done by @blessed-jerry)

I know I said I shouldn't do this but...

Anyways, I'll figure out tags with time I'm sure.

[ooc text like this, like Jerry's. All the other formatting is stolen from @minimumwage-sherlock.]

[mwstp-owl]

🐈 ? (it sneakily inspects the Beast)

🐈 hssssthh (go away Foul Beast!!)

[ @minimumwage-clementine ]

🦉 AAAAAAAAAAAAAA (threat display) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[minimumwage-clementine]

🐈 HSSSSSSSTTTTHHHHHHHH (treat display returned. its fur is starting to stand up)

[mwstp-owl]

🦉 AAAAAAAAAAAAAA kckck AAAAAAAAAAA (flapping its wings and clacking its beak menacingly)

[minimumwage-clementine]

🐈 HSSSSTHHHHH GGGHHRRRRR HSSSSSSSSSTTHHHHH (it's standing on its hind legs now. claws are out, poised to swipe)

[mwstp-owl]

🦉AAAAAAA (retreating to higher ground!!)

[minimumwage-clementine]

🐈 HSSSSTHHHHH HSSTTTHHHH GRRRRRRERR (run! run from my might! leave you Foul Creature)

[mwstp-owl]

🐈 ? (it sneakily inspects the Beast)

🐈 hssssthh (go away Foul Beast!!)

[ @minimumwage-clementine ]

🦉 AAAAAAAAAAAAAA (threat display) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[minimumwage-clementine]

🐈 HSSSSSSSTTTTHHHHHHHH (treat display returned. its fur is starting to stand up)

[mwstp-owl]

🦉 AAAAAAAAAAAAAA kckck AAAAAAAAAAA (flapping its wings and clacking its beak menacingly)

[minimumwage-clementine]

🐈 HSSSSTHHHHH GGGHHRRRRR HSSSSSSSSSTTHHHHH (it's standing on its hind legs now. claws are out, poised to swipe)

[mwstp-owl]

🐈 ? (it sneakily inspects the Beast)

🐈 hssssthh (go away Foul Beast!!)

[ @minimumwage-clementine ]

🦉 AAAAAAAAAAAAAA (threat display) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[minimumwage-clementine]

🐈 HSSSSSSSTTTTHHHHHHHH (treat display returned. its fur is starting to stand up)

[minimumwage-clementine]

🐈 (it's grooming it's fur. it has to look good for the kittens, after all. and beloved sherlock)

[minimumwage-clementine]

the computer tried to hurt your children

🐈 !! (It WHAT)

🐈 grrrr (it is running to find the computer)

[minimumwage-clementine]

Would you let yourself die if you had to to save the world?

🐈 snf! (no! of course not.)

[minimumwage-sherlock]

*🟦 approaches the kitten nest.*

How are you all cuter and tinier in person-

🐈‍⬛🐈 (they're still play-fighting when you approach, but not for much longer.)

🐈‍⬛ !! (the tuxedo notices you first, scrambling backwards as best it can on its wobbly little legs.)

🐈 myu? (the ginger remains in place, unbothered and perhaps even a little curious.)

[stp-minimum-wage-scp-foundation]

Where's the other one of you..?

*It must have wandered off while he was heading here.. oh well, he'll find it in a bit.*

*he kneels down by them*

Pspspspsps

[minimumwage-sherlock]

🐈🐈‍⬛ ... (the ginger waddles over to the edge of the nest, its sibling watching wide-eyed from the shadows.)

[stp-minimum-wage-scp-foundation]

*he carefully holds out a hand.*

[minimumwage-sherlock]

🐈 snf snf (you don't smell like a bird or a kitty...)

[stp-minimum-wage-scp-foundation]

Hi little guy

*He reaches out to pet it.*

[minimumwage-sherlock]

🐈 ... (calmly accepting the pets.)

🐈 trrrrrrrr

🐈‍⬛ ...? (the tuxedo starts to creep a little closer.)

[stp-minimum-wage-scp-foundation]

*he holds his other hand out for the tuxedo to sniff as he pets the lil ginger kitty*

[minimumwage-sherlock]

🐈‍⬛ ? (it gets just close enough to sniff.)

🐈‍⬛ fh fh?

🐈‍⬛ ... (still nervous, it backs up a little. not as far as before, though — you can probably still reach it.)

🐈 trrrrrrrrrrrrr

[stp-minimum-wage-scp-foundation]

*slowly, he reaches his hand closer, careful not to startle the kitty*

[minimumwage-sherlock]

🐈‍⬛ ... (it stays where it is, watching you carefully.)

🐈 trrrrrrrr (it's making biscuits...)

[stp-minimum-wage-scp-foundation]

*He carefully pets the kitty*

[minimumwage-clementine]

🐈 (it watches with narrowing eyes. it's definitely, totally not jealous, that's beneath it)

[minimumwage-sherlock]

*🟦 approaches the kitten nest.*

How are you all cuter and tinier in person-

🐈‍⬛🐈 (they're still play-fighting when you approach, but not for much longer.)

🐈‍⬛ !! (the tuxedo notices you first, scrambling backwards as best it can on its wobbly little legs.)

🐈 myu? (the ginger remains in place, unbothered and perhaps even a little curious.)

[stp-minimum-wage-scp-foundation]

Where's the other one of you..?

*It must have wandered off while he was heading here.. oh well, he'll find it in a bit.*

*he kneels down by them*

Pspspspsps

[minimumwage-sherlock]

🐈🐈‍⬛ ... (the ginger waddles over to the edge of the nest, its sibling watching wide-eyed from the shadows.)

[stp-minimum-wage-scp-foundation]

*he carefully holds out a hand.*

[minimumwage-sherlock]

🐈 snf snf (you don't smell like a bird or a kitty...)

[stp-minimum-wage-scp-foundation]

Hi little guy

*He reaches out to pet it.*

[minimumwage-sherlock]

🐈 ... (calmly accepting the pets.)

🐈 trrrrrrrr

🐈‍⬛ ...? (the tuxedo starts to creep a little closer.)

[stp-minimum-wage-scp-foundation]

*he holds his other hand out for the tuxedo to sniff as he pets the lil ginger kitty*

[minimumwage-sherlock]

🐈‍⬛ ? (it gets just close enough to sniff.)

🐈‍⬛ fh fh?

🐈‍⬛ ... (still nervous, it backs up a little. not as far as before, though — you can probably still reach it.)

🐈 trrrrrrrrrrrrr

[stp-minimum-wage-scp-foundation]

*slowly, he reaches his hand closer, careful not to startle the kitty*

[minimumwage-clementine]

🐈 mmr? (it lifts its head from its nap to stare at you.)

[minimumwage-clementine]

🐈‍⬛ prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpp! (clementine i have returned at last!!)

- @minimumwage-sherlock

🐈 prrrrrrrraup! (dear! how i have missed you! It rubs up against Sherlock.)

[minimumwage-sherlock]

🐈‍⬛ mlehm mleh (it washes your ears affectionately.)

🐈‍⬛ mrrrr prr (you simply MUST come see the kittens! they're growing so quickly!)

[minimumwage-clementine]

🐈 mlim (ear lick!)

🐈 prrr mrrrr (the kittens! i agree, please do show me where they are!)

[minimumwage-sherlock]

🐈‍⬛ mrrrau! (follow! it leads you to the nest.)

🐈‍⬛🐈🐈‍⬛ (the sherlocklets are in a little cuddle pile, fast asleep.)

[minimumwage-clementine]

🐈 PRRRRRRRRRRRR (It is purring like an engine.)

🐈 prrr (the most beautiful babies i have ever seen.)

[minimumwage-sherlock]

🐈 yawwwwm (the orange kitten stirs, stretching its paws and yawning.)

🐈 myeu? (it blinks at clementine with its big blue eyes.)

[minimumwage-clementine]

🐈 PRERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR (it stares at the orange kitty, filled with nothing but adoration for the cutest cat it's ever seen)

[minimumwage-clementine]

🐈‍⬛ prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpp! (clementine i have returned at last!!)

- @minimumwage-sherlock

🐈 prrrrrrrraup! (dear! how i have missed you! It rubs up against Sherlock.)

[minimumwage-sherlock]

🐈‍⬛ mlehm mleh (it washes your ears affectionately.)

🐈‍⬛ mrrrr prr (you simply MUST come see the kittens! they're growing so quickly!)

[minimumwage-clementine]

🐈 mlim (ear lick!)

🐈 prrr mrrrr (the kittens! i agree, please do show me where they are!)

[minimumwage-sherlock]

🐈‍⬛ mrrrau! (follow! it leads you to the nest.)

🐈‍⬛🐈🐈‍⬛ (the sherlocklets are in a little cuddle pile, fast asleep.)

[minimumwage-clementine]

🐈 PRRRRRRRRRRRR (It is purring like an engine.)

🐈 prrr (the most beautiful babies i have ever seen.)

[minimumwage-clementine]

🐈‍⬛ prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpp! (clementine i have returned at last!!)

- @minimumwage-sherlock

🐈 prrrrrrrraup! (dear! how i have missed you! It rubs up against Sherlock.)

[minimumwage-sherlock]

🐈‍⬛ mlehm mleh (it washes your ears affectionately.)

🐈‍⬛ mrrrr prr (you simply MUST come see the kittens! they're growing so quickly!)

[minimumwage-clementine]

🐈 mlim (ear lick!)

🐈 prrr mrrrr (the kittens! i agree, please do show me where they are!)

[minimumwage-clementine]

🐈‍⬛ prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpp! (clementine i have returned at last!!)

- @minimumwage-sherlock

🐈 prrrrrrrraup! (dear! how i have missed you! It rubs up against Sherlock.)

[minimumwage-clementine]

clementine help dopple is trying to eat your children

🐈 !!!

🐈 mow (don't kid like that)

[minimumwage-sherlock]

Sherlock?- spspsp

Exhausted shoulder bandaged dirty bird stumbles near the mascot head

@skeptics-journal-log

🐈‍⬛ mlehm mlehm

🐈‍⬛ !!!

🐈‍⬛ mrrrrrpt? prrrrrp miau! (skeptic? skeptic!! skeptic!!!!!!)

[skeptics-journal-log]

Sitting giving hand to sherlock to inspect

Ohh your kittens are adorable, may I inspect them sherlock? Weight them and see how healthy they are? They look very perfect as expected being made from you

[minimumwage-sherlock]

🐈‍⬛ mrrrpt (they are perfect thank you for noticing!! you can weigh them and stuff sherlock just needs to sniff you first.)

🐈‍⬛ fnff fnff. fnff fnff fnff?

🐈‍⬛ wau? (blood smell? you're hurt!!)

[skeptics-journal-log]

Dont worry im fine just a little dirty-

Theyre so precious

Gently lifting a kitten

And plump, theyre very well fed i see very good

I hope you dont mind if I name them hm?

[minimumwage-sherlock]

🐈‍⬛ myeeeeh! (the kitten in your hand squeaks at being picked up.)

🐈‍⬛ mwaow (of course they're well fed! sherlock is a Good Parent.)

🐈‍⬛ mrrmp mrauuu (you can call them stuff if you want. they'll decide what names they prefer to keep when they're older.)

[skeptics-journal-log]

Petting gently

Mhm mhm, they're name for now is the 3 meowsketeers, till we figure out individual names, unless we go with the 3 musketeers names of Athos, Porthos, and Aramis-

Weighing each kitten setting them down into his lap

[minimumwage-sherlock]

🐈‍⬛ mrrr (it hops up onto your lap, headbutting you affectionately and then curling around the kittens. it missed you!)

[skeptics-journal-log]

Awe did sherlock miss me? I feel honored, now I dont think living at the McDonald's is a good place

Putting the kittens and sherlock back into the mascot head, taking it and walking out, off to oppys home!

[minimumwage-sherlock]

🐈‍⬛ mwah? (what? what!! an abduction!! a catnapping!! how dare!!!)

🐈‍⬛ MIAUAUAUAU!!! (how is sherlock supposed to earn its wages if it isn't at work? mctabby's doesn't offer maternity leave!!)

🐈‍⬛ mowwwww (also clementine will worry...)

[skeptics-journal-log]

We can bring the other cats too, I dont think oppy will mind-

[minimumwage-sherlock]

🐈‍⬛ mwauu! (it doesn't think fury or capitalist would like that!)

[minimumwage-clementine]

🐈 (finally, it wakes up, staring up at the big bird)

🐈 maow? (is this the fabled Skeptic?)

[minimumwage-sherlock]

🐈‍⬛ MYAA (it is! and he's ABDUCTING US!!)

[minimumwage-clementine]

🐈 !! (it stands, already halfway to puffed up. its tail is in the air defensively)

🐈 mggrrrrrrr (it's growling)

[minimumwage-sherlock]

🐈‍⬛ mwow...! (wait, don't hurt him! he's already injured!)

🐈‍⬛ mlem mrrt (it gives clementine a lick on the shoulder. it's not happy about this, but it trusts skeptic to take care of them. you escape so your person doesn't worry about you, okay?)

[minimumwage-clementine]

🐈 (it relaxes. it can do that)

🐈 (it lays back down to watch the bird)

[minimumwage-sherlock]

Sherlock?- spspsp

Exhausted shoulder bandaged dirty bird stumbles near the mascot head

@skeptics-journal-log

🐈‍⬛ mlehm mlehm

🐈‍⬛ !!!

🐈‍⬛ mrrrrrpt? prrrrrp miau! (skeptic? skeptic!! skeptic!!!!!!)

[skeptics-journal-log]

Sitting giving hand to sherlock to inspect

Ohh your kittens are adorable, may I inspect them sherlock? Weight them and see how healthy they are? They look very perfect as expected being made from you

[minimumwage-sherlock]

🐈‍⬛ mrrrpt (they are perfect thank you for noticing!! you can weigh them and stuff sherlock just needs to sniff you first.)

🐈‍⬛ fnff fnff. fnff fnff fnff?

🐈‍⬛ wau? (blood smell? you're hurt!!)

[skeptics-journal-log]

Dont worry im fine just a little dirty-

Theyre so precious

Gently lifting a kitten

And plump, theyre very well fed i see very good

I hope you dont mind if I name them hm?

[minimumwage-sherlock]

🐈‍⬛ myeeeeh! (the kitten in your hand squeaks at being picked up.)

🐈‍⬛ mwaow (of course they're well fed! sherlock is a Good Parent.)

🐈‍⬛ mrrmp mrauuu (you can call them stuff if you want. they'll decide what names they prefer to keep when they're older.)

[skeptics-journal-log]

Petting gently

Mhm mhm, they're name for now is the 3 meowsketeers, till we figure out individual names, unless we go with the 3 musketeers names of Athos, Porthos, and Aramis-

Weighing each kitten setting them down into his lap

[minimumwage-sherlock]

🐈‍⬛ mrrr (it hops up onto your lap, headbutting you affectionately and then curling around the kittens. it missed you!)

[skeptics-journal-log]

Awe did sherlock miss me? I feel honored, now I dont think living at the McDonald's is a good place

Putting the kittens and sherlock back into the mascot head, taking it and walking out, off to oppys home!

[minimumwage-sherlock]

🐈‍⬛ mwah? (what? what!! an abduction!! a catnapping!! how dare!!!)

🐈‍⬛ MIAUAUAUAU!!! (how is sherlock supposed to earn its wages if it isn't at work? mctabby's doesn't offer maternity leave!!)

🐈‍⬛ mowwwww (also clementine will worry...)

[skeptics-journal-log]

We can bring the other cats too, I dont think oppy will mind-

[minimumwage-sherlock]

🐈‍⬛ mwauu! (it doesn't think fury or capitalist would like that!)

[minimumwage-clementine]

🐈 (finally, it wakes up, staring up at the big bird)

🐈 maow? (is this the fabled Skeptic?)

[minimumwage-sherlock]

🐈‍⬛ MYAA (it is! and he's ABDUCTING US!!)

[minimumwage-clementine]

🐈 !! (it stands, already halfway to puffed up. its tail is in the air defensively)

🐈 mggrrrrrrr (it's growling)

[minimumwage-sherlock]

Sherlock?- spspsp

Exhausted shoulder bandaged dirty bird stumbles near the mascot head

@skeptics-journal-log

🐈‍⬛ mlehm mlehm

🐈‍⬛ !!!

🐈‍⬛ mrrrrrpt? prrrrrp miau! (skeptic? skeptic!! skeptic!!!!!!)

[skeptics-journal-log]

Sitting giving hand to sherlock to inspect

Ohh your kittens are adorable, may I inspect them sherlock? Weight them and see how healthy they are? They look very perfect as expected being made from you

[minimumwage-sherlock]

🐈‍⬛ mrrrpt (they are perfect thank you for noticing!! you can weigh them and stuff sherlock just needs to sniff you first.)

🐈‍⬛ fnff fnff. fnff fnff fnff?

🐈‍⬛ wau? (blood smell? you're hurt!!)

[skeptics-journal-log]

Dont worry im fine just a little dirty-

Theyre so precious

Gently lifting a kitten

And plump, theyre very well fed i see very good

I hope you dont mind if I name them hm?

[minimumwage-sherlock]

🐈‍⬛ myeeeeh! (the kitten in your hand squeaks at being picked up.)

🐈‍⬛ mwaow (of course they're well fed! sherlock is a Good Parent.)

🐈‍⬛ mrrmp mrauuu (you can call them stuff if you want. they'll decide what names they prefer to keep when they're older.)

[skeptics-journal-log]

Petting gently

Mhm mhm, they're name for now is the 3 meowsketeers, till we figure out individual names, unless we go with the 3 musketeers names of Athos, Porthos, and Aramis-

Weighing each kitten setting them down into his lap

[minimumwage-sherlock]

🐈‍⬛ mrrr (it hops up onto your lap, headbutting you affectionately and then curling around the kittens. it missed you!)

[skeptics-journal-log]

Awe did sherlock miss me? I feel honored, now I dont think living at the McDonald's is a good place

Putting the kittens and sherlock back into the mascot head, taking it and walking out, off to oppys home!

[minimumwage-sherlock]

🐈‍⬛ mwah? (what? what!! an abduction!! a catnapping!! how dare!!!)

🐈‍⬛ MIAUAUAUAU!!! (how is sherlock supposed to earn its wages if it isn't at work? mctabby's doesn't offer maternity leave!!)

🐈‍⬛ mowwwww (also clementine will worry...)

[skeptics-journal-log]

We can bring the other cats too, I dont think oppy will mind-

[minimumwage-sherlock]

🐈‍⬛ mwauu! (it doesn't think fury or capitalist would like that!)

[minimumwage-clementine]

🐈 (finally, it wakes up, staring up at the big bird)

🐈 maow? (is this the fabled Skeptic?)