Ralsy's Silly Shenanigans

He does silly stuff

[miniralsei]

Ralsy Quit!

Um... Remember him.....

[mewfromshadows]

Reblog if you’re OK with people sending you asks about your OCs, ‘sonas or even about yourself

[chrisberi2]

XP Ask me about my Blueberry Island fanfic

Or about my clones

Or about my sonas

Or about the @miniralsei blog because I refuse to reopen the inbox fsr

Or about me XP

[bill-cipher-offical]

STOP PROJECTING YOUR CRAMPS ON TO ME YOU LITTLE SHITS

[sm-64-luigi]

No

[mariotennisdaisy]

No

[therealvivian]

No

[miniralsei]

Ralsie: No

[askjevilandqueen]

NO, NO

[gimmickblogsoutofcontext]

Blogs: @bill-cipher-offical, @sm-64-luigi, @mariotennisdaisy, @therealvivian, @miniralsei, @askjevilandqueen.

[miniralsei]

Ralsy: Oh goodness, my writer is calling me.

Krissy: (Waiting.)

Ralsy: Hello?

...

Ralsy: POPPY'S ALIVE?! DID YOU TAKE THE DEAL FROM THAT BLACK GUY?! THAT BLACK GUY CANNOT BE TRUSTED!

.....

Ralsy: You're right, that does sound bad.

......

Ralsy: ......Okay, but I'm on a date with Krissy I can't-

.....

Ralsy: Yeah. Mhm. Well I don't care if you two divorced, you killed my theywife and dad.

......

Ralsy: Oh my goodness, CAN WE CONTINUE THE DATE?!

[Ralsy hangs up the phone.]

Ralsy: Apologies. Now, where were we?

[mikeandwillsweddingofficiant]

ALL OF YALL NEED TO SIGN THIS PETITION RIGHT NOW. LIKE RIGHT NOW. RIGHT. NOW.

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[unassumingcavegoblin]

reblog please!!!!!

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[bilgisticallykosher]

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Non-Instagram link.

[greycoloredhounds]

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[whimsywheeelah]

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[dessasink]

I DONT HAVE INSTAGRWM BUT WTF

[catluvrnerd]

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[gloriouslygone]

don't have insta but WHAT THE SHITTTTT

@mj-rulesdaw0rld @sweetcreatureeternal @staticandballoons @byebyebea @violetnozy @skooldpadda @puppydogmike @the-birat612 @wiseheartheroes @zephyne @indybaggins @istillwishforyouateleveneleven @kweerdragon @maevesarchives @permanentlyinspired @yelenasvestpockets

[kweerdragon]

dont have an insta but I WILL REBLOG IT

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[withdevovotion]

doesn't work if you're not in the usa!! reblog and SIGN if you CAN please @space-girliee @mossy-of-the-valley @starcroww @prongsievans @arikakari @istillwishforyouateleveneleven @asserting-my-dominance + open

[space-girliee]

@ineffablelyqueerwolfstarshipper @quillkillerblack @mothwingsmayy @loonylara @marriedtonarcissablack @wolfstarwitch70 @wolf-john-wolf I’m blanking on so many people but pls pls sign and share!

[b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m]

@rosekiller27 @moonyscigs @allmywordsandworlds @vivaciousmessypixie @miniaturespirestorm @bartybeejr @ghostlynocturnalspirit @hinny-is-my-comfort-ship @aquariusmoony13 @grimrcse @burntrosier @starrycrayons @moongirlscentral @bartysgreenstripofhair @alionaasha @ashes-to-ashesxx @gliterloverrr666 @eyes-withoutt-a-facee @hazelbuckley @my-sanity-left-to-get-milk @viscountessnila @ariannagram @lilyduhhh16 @loonylara @sspadfoot @toomanyfandomsforonebrand @b4tcoon @ourstarman @mushroom-enby @st4ry3mi @sad-traffic-cone @ghostslike @sadgirlzluvmoneyy @bogwaternomnom @moonsand79 @ecklekecle @valenlovescheeze @freenowrightnow @i-likecherrycola @almostdecaffeinatedfun @madewithmoonstone @hyyl18 @regiie @3lectracuted @regulus-arcturus-black0506

[rosekiller27]

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[leninthestarlight]

Omg this is horrible I'm not in the USA but I will tag people

@the1nonlyvenus @yourfavteenagedirtbag @hyyl18

[hyyl18]

@starcroww @sad-traffic-cone @rustytyperwriter

@patroclus-is-the-bigger-person @glassesgirlies @bardorsomethinglikethat @em0tionallymotionsick @ghostlynocturnalspirit

@reggie-little-mermaid @regulusagated

@peterpettigrewismyhomeboy @kaimat0s7

@healthenature @wolf-john-wolf @whatonearthisgoingon

[patroclus-is-the-bigger-person]

@bardorsomethinglikethat @hyyl18 @anxietyproblem @autumnferret3 @alwan-suiuhailav-gaza @apolloandhiscar @achillesfinch14 @aadhube @basietta @black-cherry-tea @babybuzz-angelbee

[bardorsomethinglikethat]

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[theonlyaardvark]

reblog gang

@themostrandommoon @mer-acle @mustard-in-a-bottle @iminruinz @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @cean0w

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

@grisha-offical @evil-pukicho-real-offical @7-eleven-offical @coffee--spill @oxyisdamoron @dramatic1nlyf @thatchaoticbookworm @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @inthehousethatalwaysrains @instant-yuri-machine @shah4139-offical

[evil-pukicho-real-offical]

@evil-no-one-offical @evil-man-offical @evil-dude-official @evilpineapple-offical @evil-moss-the-goober-offical @evil-apple-offical @evil-woman-official @evil-god-offical @evil-goon-offical @evil-gaslight-offical @evil-lemon-shark-offical @evil-pukicho-real-offical @evil-stickpeople-offical @evil-spotify-offical @evil-journalism-offical @lemonade-offical @egg-offical @b0red-artist-13-offical @no-one-offical @raichu-enthusiast @evil-lemon-shark-offical @evil-man-offical @toaster-waffle-offical @tjthetyrant @turtlesarecats @thesnifffff

[egg-offical]

Egg!

@eggman-eggpire-offical @mamarobotnikoffical @the-one-offical @laciffo-natas @no-one-offical @satan-offical @not-offical-offical

[mamarobotnikoffical]

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[rathgoretheimp]

WHAT THE

FUCK

@pink-dr-mario @ohimherenow @twilight-princess-link-official @chrisberi2 @webber-da-spider @tailsbot98761 @gizmo9133 @camotheboss @abysmaltrinity @cancel221 @sm64-luigi @mariotennisdaisy @ssb-metal-mario @mk-dry-bones @oscar106official @the-random-spellcaster

[chrisberi2]

WHA- WHY?!

@starlit-octopi @nexkode @pbjr @cosmosdystopia @las-galletas @altariafan @itsdacami @coralkittencollection @pinbudo @loneanon-datfl @lavenderskiesseeall @lavender-ralsei @l0stn3v3rf0und and other people I didn't tag

[miniralsei]

Ralsy: The 1-UPs weren't even the ones used in The Comet Observatory...

[narra-torres]

Yo, seen Ralsy anywhere? He was about to say something to me but he just disappeared.

Uh, I dunno. I thought he quit, didn't he? :(

We haven't seen him over here.

Hey, Janic, can you look around?

{hm.. I'll see what I can find out}

[narra-torres]

{He seemed to be off the universal radar for a bit, but he seems to be located in Mii Plaza right now}

@chrisberi2

[miniralsei]

But I was just..

Ralsy: --IGHT?!

Oh, there you are! Mind telling me what-

Ralsy: MISS KNIGHT'S IN TROUBLE!!!!!

Ralsy: Also, I'm sorry for yelling at you, I want you to write my story again....

I mean, it's understandable why you were angry at me... I keep making you angry.

WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TWO TALKING ABOUT?!

Shut up, Toppy.

[narra-torres]

√HIJACK IN PROCESS\

.. hm, haven't done this in a bit.. I wonder if it even works here..

[/universe_transmit @miniralsei @/p PARADIGM.]

..come forth, small goat.. I have a proposition for you.

[miniralsei]

Ralsy: -rry for yelling at--

....

Ralsy: THE HECK?!

Ralsy: Where'd they go?! Where am I?!

[narra-torres]

Greetings, Small Goat.

Ive heard around that you've been part of a.. prank gone wrong?

I have recently come into possession of something that could fix your little situation.

(??? brandishes a 1-UP mushroom)

All I ask is a favor in return.

[miniralsei]

Ralsy: I, um, sure??

[narra-torres]

Good.. now..

(he hands off the 1UP to Ralsy.)

I want you to tell me where The Wanderer is.

[miniralsei]

Ralsy: ...Who?

[narra-torres]

..The Wanderer. I know you have interacted.

I am unable to specify further without risk.

[miniralsei]

Ralsy: Hold on, let me look at the tags.

... "Narra mention."

Oh, you're talking about Ms. Narra? Well....

I don't know. Usually I just go in her askbox and *boom!* I'm there! Why do you wanna know?

[narra-torres]

I have unfinished business against her.

So, I have been scouring universes for any hint of her whereabouts.

But, if you don't want to tell me.. I suppose that "Poppy" person can stay gone a little longer.

(??? Reclaims the 1UP, holding it out of reach of Ralsy.)

[miniralsei]

Ralsy: AGAINST?! Well now I don't wanna tell you! Keep your 1-Up Mushroom, I don't care.

[narra-torres]

..I don't think you understand my proposition.

I am offering for you to be seen as a hero again, reviving someone you seemed to care about.

Only in exchange for a little information on my greatest enemy.

You know I'll get the information eventually.. so you might as well take the deal.

or will you prove yourself to be as worthless as that "Batter"?

[miniralsei]

Ralsy: I have plenty of 1-UP Mushrooms at home, if I wanted to revive Poppy, I would've by now.

Ralsy: Plus, I don't even care about them!

[narra-torres]

...

Fine, since you want to be so stubborn..

I have one more person to visit, someone you know well..

and with her?

(the 1UP withers in Paradigm's grasp)

I'm not afraid of doing a little collateral damage.

(suddenly, Ralsy is struck by a blinding flash of light, and he's back where he was before he got blipped away)

✓HIJACK END\

[miniralsei]

Ralsy: "Her?" "Someone I know well..?"

....

Ralsy: WAIT, MISS KNI--

[narra-torres]

√HIJACK IN PROCESS\

.. hm, haven't done this in a bit.. I wonder if it even works here..

[/universe_transmit @miniralsei @/p PARADIGM.]

..come forth, small goat.. I have a proposition for you.

[miniralsei]

Ralsy: -rry for yelling at--

....

Ralsy: THE HECK?!

Ralsy: Where'd they go?! Where am I?!

[narra-torres]

Greetings, Small Goat.

Ive heard around that you've been part of a.. prank gone wrong?

I have recently come into possession of something that could fix your little situation.

(??? brandishes a 1-UP mushroom)

All I ask is a favor in return.

[miniralsei]

Ralsy: I, um, sure??

[narra-torres]

Good.. now..

(he hands off the 1UP to Ralsy.)

I want you to tell me where The Wanderer is.

[miniralsei]

Ralsy: ...Who?

[narra-torres]

..The Wanderer. I know you have interacted.

I am unable to specify further without risk.

[miniralsei]

Ralsy: Hold on, let me look at the tags.

... "Narra mention."

Oh, you're talking about Ms. Narra? Well....

I don't know. Usually I just go in her askbox and *boom!* I'm there! Why do you wanna know?

[narra-torres]

I have unfinished business against her.

So, I have been scouring universes for any hint of her whereabouts.

But, if you don't want to tell me.. I suppose that "Poppy" person can stay gone a little longer.

(??? Reclaims the 1UP, holding it out of reach of Ralsy.)

[miniralsei]

Ralsy: AGAINST?! Well now I don't wanna tell you! Keep your 1-Up Mushroom, I don't care.

[narra-torres]

..I don't think you understand my proposition.

I am offering for you to be seen as a hero again, reviving someone you seemed to care about.

Only in exchange for a little information on my greatest enemy.

You know I'll get the information eventually.. so you might as well take the deal.

or will you prove yourself to be as worthless as that "Batter"?

[miniralsei]

Ralsy: I have plenty of 1-UP Mushrooms at home, if I wanted to revive Poppy, I would've by now.

Ralsy: Plus, I don't even care about them!

[narra-torres]

√HIJACK IN PROCESS\

.. hm, haven't done this in a bit.. I wonder if it even works here..

[/universe_transmit @miniralsei @/p PARADIGM.]

..come forth, small goat.. I have a proposition for you.

[miniralsei]

Ralsy: -rry for yelling at--

....

Ralsy: THE HECK?!

Ralsy: Where'd they go?! Where am I?!

[narra-torres]

Greetings, Small Goat.

Ive heard around that you've been part of a.. prank gone wrong?

I have recently come into possession of something that could fix your little situation.

(??? brandishes a 1-UP mushroom)

All I ask is a favor in return.

[miniralsei]

Ralsy: I, um, sure??

[narra-torres]

Good.. now..

(he hands off the 1UP to Ralsy.)

I want you to tell me where The Wanderer is.

[miniralsei]

Ralsy: ...Who?

[narra-torres]

..The Wanderer. I know you have interacted.

I am unable to specify further without risk.

[miniralsei]

Ralsy: Hold on, let me look at the tags.

... "Narra mention."

Oh, you're talking about Ms. Narra? Well....

I don't know. Usually I just go in her askbox and *boom!* I'm there! Why do you wanna know?

[narra-torres]

I have unfinished business against her.

So, I have been scouring universes for any hint of her whereabouts.

But, if you don't want to tell me.. I suppose that "Poppy" person can stay gone a little longer.

(??? Reclaims the 1UP, holding it out of reach of Ralsy.)

[miniralsei]

Ralsy: AGAINST?! Well now I don't wanna tell you! Keep your 1-Up Mushroom, I don't care.

[narra-torres]

√HIJACK IN PROCESS\

.. hm, haven't done this in a bit.. I wonder if it even works here..

[/universe_transmit @miniralsei @/p PARADIGM.]

..come forth, small goat.. I have a proposition for you.

[miniralsei]

Ralsy: -rry for yelling at--

....

Ralsy: THE HECK?!

Ralsy: Where'd they go?! Where am I?!

[narra-torres]

Greetings, Small Goat.

Ive heard around that you've been part of a.. prank gone wrong?

I have recently come into possession of something that could fix your little situation.

(??? brandishes a 1-UP mushroom)

All I ask is a favor in return.

[miniralsei]

Ralsy: I, um, sure??

[narra-torres]

Good.. now..

(he hands off the 1UP to Ralsy.)

I want you to tell me where The Wanderer is.

[miniralsei]

Ralsy: ...Who?

[narra-torres]

..The Wanderer. I know you have interacted.

I am unable to specify further without risk.

[miniralsei]

Ralsy: Hold on, let me look at the tags.

... "Narra mention."

Oh, you're talking about Ms. Narra? Well....

I don't know. Usually I just go in her askbox and *boom!* I'm there! Why do you wanna know?

[narra-torres]

√HIJACK IN PROCESS\

.. hm, haven't done this in a bit.. I wonder if it even works here..

[/universe_transmit @miniralsei @/p PARADIGM.]

..come forth, small goat.. I have a proposition for you.

[miniralsei]

Ralsy: -rry for yelling at--

....

Ralsy: THE HECK?!

Ralsy: Where'd they go?! Where am I?!

[narra-torres]

Greetings, Small Goat.

Ive heard around that you've been part of a.. prank gone wrong?

I have recently come into possession of something that could fix your little situation.

(??? brandishes a 1-UP mushroom)

All I ask is a favor in return.

[miniralsei]

Ralsy: I, um, sure??

[narra-torres]

Good.. now..

(he hands off the 1UP to Ralsy.)

I want you to tell me where The Wanderer is.

[miniralsei]

Ralsy: ...Who?

[miniralsei]

Imagine if Ralsie had to sign a deal from One

[miniralsei]

IS HE FUCKING DOING THIS WITH THE SLENDERMAN KNOCKOFF

[narra-torres]

√HIJACK IN PROCESS\

.. hm, haven't done this in a bit.. I wonder if it even works here..

[/universe_transmit @miniralsei @/p PARADIGM.]

..come forth, small goat.. I have a proposition for you.

[miniralsei]

Ralsy: -rry for yelling at--

....

Ralsy: THE HECK?!

Ralsy: Where'd they go?! Where am I?!

[narra-torres]

Greetings, Small Goat.

Ive heard around that you've been part of a.. prank gone wrong?

I have recently come into possession of something that could fix your little situation.

(??? brandishes a 1-UP mushroom)

All I ask is a favor in return.

[miniralsei]

Ralsy: I, um, sure??

[narra-torres]

√HIJACK IN PROCESS\

.. hm, haven't done this in a bit.. I wonder if it even works here..

[/universe_transmit @miniralsei @/p PARADIGM.]

..come forth, small goat.. I have a proposition for you.

[miniralsei]

Ralsy: -rry for yelling at--

....

Ralsy: THE HECK?!

Ralsy: Where'd they go?! Where am I?!

[miniralsei]

Ralsy: Telecommunicator, Mii Plaza.

Ralsy: Hey, Chris?

Hi?

Ralsy: I'm so

[He disappears without a trace, leaving his telecommunicator behind]

......Oh, boy, someone caused him to disappear..

[miniralsei]

Ralsy: .....I should apologize for yelling at them.