Halp

I really need to edit this blog but Phil won't answer my pm's about editing tips, halp

[onlytwitterpics]

[stooby-doo]

So i almost hit a kid with my car. I was driving through a mall parking lot and I guess the nearby school had just let out. Anyways this kid darts in front of my car and i slam on my breaks. And he dabs. This fucking kids automatic response to almost getting hit by my car was to just fucking dab. His last moments would have been a sick ass dab. It was an out of body experience.

[weloveshortvideos]

[stubborndodecahedron]

unmute this. it’s pure joy.

[sophiesuffocate]

Cats in a nut shell.

[kauvvauk]

Captions:

Human: Hey, how about a candy? Cat: [sniffs disdainfully] Human: No? How about the wrapper? Cat: [chews wrapper, making it crackle]

[nyaa]

“omg you’re just blogging for attention”

and you’re blogging??? for gold? Women? Immortality?

[geekandmisandry]

[prewars]

[godfatherofgreenbay-deactivated]

[sizvideos]

Bunny bird (video)

[queerpong-blog]

“YOUR GAY” they shouted. “DUDE YOUR GAY!!!” i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. those kind men were trying to tell me he was running away

[shencomix]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Owlturd

[crazysexycoolranch-deactivated2]

[minniminnimi]

male character: *gets seduced by Evil Villain Lady easily and surrenders*

me: lol what a loser

hot girl: *looks in my vague direction*

me: i would die for u

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[astronautsbz-deactivated2023033]

“Your teen comes home and you smell MARIJUANA now what?”

this calls for AIR GUITAR

[daily-batty-dose]

[fanonical]

i just wanted draco malfoy to join the trio and kind of hang around as their awkward mildly remorseful evil friend, a la zuko

[blindlesbian]

when you find that perfect fanfiction

[filmparle-deactivated20210712]

I hate when teachers leave a ’?’ when they grade my work. Like mate I dont know whats going on either.

[sunnyaalisse]