Sharpest Shot in the Universe

((Inactive blog of a loosely-based-on-G1 Moonracer who ended up on Earth for reasons.))

[mintiestoffemmes]

((Announcement))

((I was going to try to do one last IC post to round things out, but I can't force the inspiration. I was going to wait until Monday, but I can't make it that long.

I'm quitting, guys. Last time I thought I was going to, I made the mistake of saying I would stay a bit longer to round out some plots, and I ended up staying way longer than I wanted to. I'm not doing that again. I'm just done.

I'm keeping the blog up for the people who want to look at old posts...which will probably just be one or two people, but still.

No, I won't give anyone my personal, and I'm asking the people who know it not to hand it out to anyone else.

Blaster...I'll consider texting you, but I meant what I said.))

[theredhellion]

Damn she’s right.

She got real close to the top… The drop on the other side’s killed a few. Good she never took the jump.

[mintiestoffemmes]

Yeah. She might have been stuck taking orders from Megatron.

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It certainly felt like a climb, the way she remembers it.

[theredhellion]

Wait, she’s not thinking she crossed the wall is she?

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She doesn't think her pedes touched the ground on the other side, but he had tried to convince her she at least sat on the top of the wall.

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She understands just fine. It’s just that when more than a few mecha manage to climb that wall, it must not be high. Most mecha must just not want what’s on the other side.

[theredhellion]

Does she even know how many have climbed it? Or how many the gates have been opened to, so they’ve never needed to climb in the first place?

[mintiestoffemmes]

It certainly felt like a climb, the way she remembers it.

[theredhellion]

She don’t understand, that’s the magic.

[mintiestoffemmes]

She understands just fine. It's just that when more than a few mecha manage to climb that wall, it must not be high. Most mecha must just not want what's on the other side.

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Not really all that high at all, from what she understands.

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Lemme kiss it better~

Moonracer pushes Blaster's faceplate away playfully, laughing the whole way. Laughter really is a nice medicine. It's helping her aches, at least.

[frommemetoyou]

|REACTION MEME| Bruised and Broken Version

"Woah, when did you get that?"

"Who did this to you?"

"How many time have I told you to be more careful?"

"You’re saying this was an accident?"

"What a shiner!"

"If you look like this, I’d hate to see the other guy."

"I’m not buying it, you don’t walk into a door and get a bruise like that!"

"Does it hurt when I touch it?"

"Let me kiss it better."

"If you don’t rest, you won’t heal."

"Another fight?"

"What happened to your face?"

"I don’t think your arm is meant to bend like that…"

"Let’s get you to bed."

"Let’s get you to the hospital."

"Why are you so calm about this?"

"You’re bleeding!"

"What are friends for, ey?"

"So, instead of helping you, they ran off the moment they saw what was happening?"

"You need to look where you’re going."

"I’m not accusing anyone, I’m just saying it looks suspicious."

"Do you want to tell me what really happened?"

"Don’t move! You’ll faint!"

"I’ve got some bandages, wait a sec."

"You’re the clumsiest person I know."

"I won’t let you be on your own, not when you’re like this."

"How could you be so careless?"

"I can’t even look at you, you promised not to get into any more fights!"

"H-how many of them were there?"

[tbtmp-archive]

"And yet I’m doing it," he hummed. "Such a rebel, me.

"Also, the reason for my laughter… Now, I don’t know about making anything better… Even if I admit to sometimes wishing to things I can’t have… I still laugh at your weak desire to have that little bit of weakness back."

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Moonracer cocks an optic ridge. "Do you really think that's how this works? That you're stronger for missing whatever it is? Puh-lease. If it was a weakness, don't you think I would feel better for losing it? Frag, even if I pretend for a moment that it was, it still makes you the pathetic one because you don't think you could ever be a BAMF with that one little 'detriment'."

[tbtmp-archive]

"I can’t laugh and ridicule you, is that what you’re trying to say?"

[mintiestoffemmes]

"No, you can't, actually," she says dryly. "Besides, I don't see what there is to ridicule. It was only a statement of something that might make my function slightly better. And I especially don't know what you would have to laugh about someone else missing something from their spark."

[mintiestoffemmes]

She squints at this.

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Happy

"Sometimes, it feels like something's missing from my spark. Like...something I used to have, but it disappeared one day. Whatever that piece is, I'd like it back."

[inboxideas]

"Happiness is like a butterfly; chase it, and it will elude you. But turn your attention to other things, and it will come and sit softly on your shoulder." --Henry David Thoreau

Send me “Happy” and my character will tell you one thing they are waiting for to make them happy.

submitted by anonymous.

[mintiestoffemmes]

Spit it out!

11. "I am a cannibal."

Panic hits her the moment the words leave her lipplates.

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SPIT IT OUT

43. "We’re going on a shopping trip!"

These always confuse her because Earth buildings are so small, but that's usually solved by having some humans help them find the things, and they mainly have to worry about getting the things back to base. Maybe that doesn't exactly fit the normal use of "shopping trip," but she's picked up saying it nonetheless.

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'SPIT IT OUT!' ((why not))

30. "Purple monkey dish washer."

Okay, so it's not the most sensical insult she's ever thrown out, but it has to be the most creative.

[sidestuiff]

Send 'SPIT IT OUT!' and I'll randomly generate a number. Whatever number it is, my muse will blur it out to you!

It’s gonna be a mixed bag. Go with caution!

Numbers: 1 - 50

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