sara’s library

i read and recommend, what else?

[hobiwonder]

Masterlist (18+)

~ = short Drabble/draft

~~ = Long drabble/draft

(m) = Mature content 

A/N: check my WIPS post before asking any update questions. if it’s on it, i’m writing it. if not then i’m not working on that particular fic yet. If masterlist doesnt work at some point please kindly try using safari/chrome before sending me an ask about a broken masterlist. sometimes it just doesn’t work on phone ://

Kim Namjoon:

Perplexed (m)

~My little bub

~Daddies little princess~

kiss my soul (m)

Kim Seokjin:

i don’t need your love (m) | sequel to YDWML (coming soon)

Infatuated (m) | 01 | 02 | ~Complete~

crazy rich asians (m) | 01 | 02 |

Min Yoongi:

you don’t want my love (m)

~Daddies little princess~

Workaholic (m)

crazy rich asians (m) | 01 | 02 |

Jung Hoseok:

Perplexed (m)

Cross (m)

~Daddies little princess~

~love~ (m)

Call out my name (m)

Teen Idle (m)

crazy rich asians (m) | 01 | 02 |

Adventures of a closeted exhibitionist | 01 | 02 | ?

Park Jimin:

Infatuated (m) | 01 | 02 | ~Complete~

Induratize (m) | 01 | 02 | 03 | 04 | 05 |

Baby, Baby (m) | 01 | 02 | 03 | 04 | Epilogue | Complete

Fifty Shades of Jimin (m)

~Showering with ‘love’~ (m)

crazy rich asians (m) | 01 | 02 |

Kim Taehyung:

Insomnia (m) | ~delirious (m)~ | ~just relax, dummy (m)~ | ~Surprise (m)~

Baby, Baby (m) | 01 | 02 | 03 | 04 | Epilogue | Complete

~Daddies little princess~

~slow dancing in the dark

What are friends for? (m)

A vase of flowers (m)

Jeon Jungkook:

Gym (m) 

Conspicuous (m) 

~the Beach~

What are friends for? (m)

~honest fuckboy~ (m)

~low libido jk drabble (m)

mission impossible | (m)

Bloom | 01 | 02 | 03

Also goes without saying: Don’t repost any of my stories. Thank you

[thewhoreoftheoneeyeddude]

Amelioration pt.2

Summary: You’re poor. You’ve always been poor. So, imagine your surprise when one day a lawyer turns up and claims that your father, whom you haven’t seen in 19 years, has died and left everything he owned to you. Add the fact that he became a multi-millionaire during those years of absence so now, you’re also more loaded than your favorite molten lava cakes. Oh, did I forget to mention that he also left you seven exotic hybrids to take care of?

Genre: so much fluff you’ll get diabetes, a little angst to spice our lives up, smut but that will happen in chapter 9 so don’t get too excited just yet, the characters’s backstories and ways of thinking can be a bit depressing.

Pairings: Exotic hybrid BTS x Female Reader

Warnings: This story doesn’t have any serious warnings tbh, just sad backstories and manipulation of hybrids by humans, death of family members, very brief mention of murder and abduction, my attempt at being funny, some angst at some point, there will also be smut at some point but this fic is just a bundle of fluff and focuses on the amelioration of the characters as time passes by. There’s some drama in this chapter though, and Y/N almost gets a panic attack.

Word count of this chapter: 11,910 words

Author’s note: You are not allowed to copy or translate this and if you want to reblog or repost, mention my name please, thank you. Also, English is not my first language so expect some grammar mistakes. If I have missed anything on the warnings, please let me know. If you want to be part of the taglist, just tell me!

Tag list: @captainlanguage​, @horanghae18​, @fangirl125reader​.

………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..

“I don’t get why the house has to be so big. And they amount of rooms is impractical. Imagine the free space that you could have if there weren’t so many rooms. Also, I don’t understand why even the toothbrushes are of expensive brands. Like, what’s the point? You brush your teeth with it, it doesn’t matter if it has ten thousand thousand bristles or just one hundred. You even have expensive toilet paper, why does it matter how luxurious the paper you wipe your ass with is-”

“Okay, okay! We get it, this house is impractical and illogical and stupidly fancy and  a compete waste of money except for the kitchen and the indoor garden, we get it! It will just need some time to get used to, we thought the same thing you are when we got here for the first time. You’ll appreciate it in a while, don’t worry.” Taehyung assures you but you still don’t stop glaring at the huge bathtub made of marble, though you’ll have to admit that the view from the window is pretty nice.

But it’s still a huge bathroom taking up unneccessary space! And why the heck is the bathtub made of marble and golden linings? What is the point?

“Is there an actualy useful room in this house?” you question and they all share looks of fear, probably trying to think of a room that would seem nice to you.

They don’t.

Keep reading

[xpeachesncream]

bands | masterlist

SERIES RELEASE DATE: 2/20/21

summary: jeon jungkook has it all: the looks, the fame, the money, the women. being considered the sexiest man in the industry, he finds no complaints about the way his life is going nor does he find any reason to apologize for the way he approaches it. he is a force to be reckoned with - until he meets you. 

pairing: stripper!reader x idol!jjk

genre: strip club/nightlife au, post grad au | fluff, angst, smut

warnings: unprotected sex (protection is your friend!), oral sex, hickeys, dirty talk, teasing, making out, straddling, dry humping, fingering, hair pulling, breast play, big dick/size kink, cum eating, creampie, possessiveness, ass slapping, jealousy, insecurities, cussing/mature language, toxic relationships, alcohol consumption, drug use, verbal/physical abuse, club/bar scenes, unrequited love kind of stuffs, etc. (individual warnings for each chapter will be included)

author’s note: so, i originally wrote this on my wattpad account with steph curry as the main character a couple of years ago. i want to rewrite this and bring it back to life with jungkook as the main and make it a little more realistic, so stay tuned for this ride, ya’ll! *please, please, please know that this is purely fictional and was created out of imaginary ideas. this is not a real portrayal of any of the characters involved. this fic is a little heavy on the nightclub scene and may include some verbal/physical abuse and drug use, so if you are triggered, please do not continue on. i apologize in advance. i do not condone verbal/physical abuse in any way possible.

teaser/intro

one

two

three

four

five

six

seven

eight

nine

ten

eleven

twelve

thirteen

[xpeachesncream]

witcher jimin | one shot

NOTICE ! ! ANY MAN who wants to test his manliness by slugging it out in the ring, come see us and you’ll fight the best brawlers around town! REWARD will be in coins and a pub voucher, must win 2 out of 3 fights!

summary: jimin decides to join in brawl night at a local pub, only to find out that his last round was against you, the count’s daughter herself.

pairing: lady!reader x witcher!pjm

words: 6.9k

warnings: cussing/mature language, killing/murder, mentions of killing/murder, mentions of arson, use of knives/daggers, implied sexual content, use of magic, attempted rape, physical fights/altercations, bruises/wounds, slight degradation, unprotected sex, straddling, dry humping, fingering, oral (m. receiving), doggy style near the window?, sprinkle of cum eating, gagging (on jimin’s dick), breast play, slight dirty talking

notes: please also check out this taehyung one shot - i literally whipped both of these up last minute so pls excuse any grammar errors or mistakes. enjoy!

tags: @miinoongi​

➺ TERMS

witcher senses - superhuman senses that allow witchers to see clues and tracks that no other human can see/pick up on.

axii sign - one of the 5 simple, magical signs witchers can use; a charm placed on an opponent. if the charm attempt is successful, the enemy will become your ally for a short while, fighting at your side.

aard sign - one of the 5 simple, magical signs witchers can use; a telekinetic wave that can throw back, knock down or stun an opponent. this sign can also be used to destroy obstacles, like crumbling walls or stacks of barrels.

igni sign - one of the 5 simple, magical signs witchers can use; causes a burst of fire that can repel and ignite opponents, as well as start fires.

trial of grasses - an incredibly painful trial in which younger witcher apprentices were subjected to; required the consumption of special alchemical ingredients known as the ‘grasses’ and affected the nervous system.

Jimin tugs on his hood, his eyes glowing from underneath as he approaches the abandoned village. He closes his eyes for a second, tapping into his witcher senses to figure out where the hell this man was.

His scent lingers, and it’s strong. He isn’t alone.

Normally, Jimin sticks to the witcher code, helping slay monsters, beasts and all that shit that you don’t normally deem as real when indeed, it’s real as it can ever be. But, if he does come across a contract that requires him to kill a human or non-human at the very least, he’ll do it. For good coin. He’ll do it and get along with his life, no question. It’s not that he was heartless, because he doesn’t find himself to be. He was just born to be a witcher, and a witcher is what he’ll be. He wasn’t one to take sides. You didn’t have to explain shit to him. If you really believed someone was worth killing, then why would he question it as a witcher?

Keep reading

[chateautae]

here i come | jjk. (m)

➵ summary :  tipsy hide-and-seek turns into more when you and jeon jungkook choose the same closet to hide in.

➵ pairing : jungkook x reader

➵ genre :  college!au, smut, pwp

➵ rating : 18+

➵ word count : 3k

➵ warnings : sexual content, teasing, swearing, mentions of alcohol, tipsy but both parties are able to consent, dirty talk, breast fondling, fingering, bigdick!jungkook cause wbk, penetrative sex, unprotected sex (wrap it up lovelies) mentions of oral, slight name kink, begging, creampie

➵ a/n: i’ve always wanted to try this idea with jungkook and i finally have!! he just seems so perfect for this scenario. as always, your comments and feedback are appreciated! enjoy :)

“32!..31!..30!..”

Dammit, you had 30 seconds left and had just made it to the second floor, cheeks flushed from running around and the slight buzz of alcohol making your insides giddy.

Rushing towards the first room that came into sight, you barge in panicked as Taehyung reaches 25 seconds.

Keep reading

[jungkxook]

—stay. (m)

⟶ pairing: jungkook x reader

⟶ genre: popstar!jungkook x groupie!reader + smut / sprinkle of angst and fluff

⟶ words: 8,083

⟶ rating: 18+

⟶ summary: jungkook wasn’t always so madly in love with you but the fact that you’re sleeping with two of his band mates too makes things a tad bit complicated.

⟶ warnings: multiple smut scenes, slight dom themes, oral sex, finger sucking oops, boob fondling, hair pulling ft. jungkook’s undercut, doggy style, missionary, thigh riding, spitting, jealous kook!!, unprotected sex, kind of slight possessive themes? but also just general sweetness tbh 

⟶ disclaimer: my time jungkook still has me in my feels! also, this is a repost of an old fic on an old blog.

“Stay with me?”

Jungkook asks this hopefully, of course, but he already knows the answer. It’s just that, lying there with you on the hotel room bed, there’s no other place he’d rather be ━ and there’s no one else he’d rather experience the moment with than you. Legs tangled together on top of the duvet with your fingers tracing circles onto his bare chest, Jungkook swears he’s in love with you ━ only, you’re not his to have. 

“I have to go,” You pout, though your fingers continue drawing constellations on his skin, treading down his arm and over the tattoos that adorn him. You’re focusing now on the lily on his forearm, around and around, sending his head spiralling. “Promised my friends we could hang out today. Besides, don’t you have Mina or Nina━” You wave your hand in the air to dismiss the thought━ “coming over soon?”

Keep reading

[joonscore-deactivated20220106]

𝗞𝗜𝗦𝗦𝗜𝗡’ 𝗢𝗡 𝗠𝗬 𝗧𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗢𝗢𝗦 - 𝗝𝗝𝗞

i don’t want nobody but you kissin’ on my tattoos i don’t want nobody but me talkin’ to you until you fall asleep we better stop playing  before we mess around and someone gets hurt

~ kissin’ on my tattoos - august alsina

✦ boyfriend!jungkook x female reader ✦

✦ genre + warnings: nsfw. 18+. established relationship au. mafia au. angst (hurt-comfort?). miserable attempt at pwp again by yours truly.  bits of fluff?? description of knife wounds. blood tw. y/n is a bit stubborn though not as much as jungkook. koo has a tongue piercing and tattoos. smut [ slight groping, size kink, breast play, daddy kink, unprotected sex, impact play, some power play but it honestly shifts, bulging, choking, kissing on his tattoos ]. ✦

✦ summary: as rare as it was for your boyfriend to leave your calls and texts unanswered, it was sadly a common sight to observe his figure trudging into the door leaving drops of his blood behind him with every step. ✦

✦ wc: 7.6k ✦

✦ a/n: me?? back on my angst train?? HELL YEAH. say hello to the fic that i’ve been itching to write ever since i heard this song because GOSH august alsina and his album testimony gives off the perfect mafia vibes and i just needed to get it down on paper. i’m so mfkn grateful for @prodcorpse​ @sunsetae​ and @coepiteamare​ for popping on this doc and leaving comments as well as the lovely beta-readers @flytomyjoon​ @kithtaehyung​ @softyoongiionly​ @sunshinekims​ & @ressjeon​ who helped me a ton with getting this out!! ✦

Time was meaningless up until the point the front door finally opened. A noise alone managed to awaken every part of you, your senses screaming for some sort of release because you knew what this meant. To push yourself off the couch in the living room wasn’t an easy task, having fallen asleep in an awkward position while wearing a dress of all things. The reminder of your outfit had your heart sinking to the floor when you’d only just woke up. 

Little by little, you gained the energy to function and think straight, channeling every ounce of your power on one sight, one person alone. 

Jungkook’s home. 

Home after promising he’d be there eight hours earlier. Eight. Home after testing your patience, testing your love for him in the circumstances he was bestowed with. Times like these were certainly nothing short of a test, administered to not only you but him as well to evaluate how long the two of you would last. 

The two of you were a unique bunch in Jungkook’s world, conjoined at the hip to everyone in his circle. He was faced with the typical predictions of a breakup or baseless temptations to hook up with someone else, but he dismissed them with pride. 

People like him could never settle in this business because they longed for the possession of one treasure after the other. Acquiring something precious was a good feeling, but nothing beat the thrill of knowing you could find something of even more value. 

Jungkook, on the other hand? He had broken this standard for himself, placing you on a throne above all the world’s jewels, cash, and fame. Did acquiring you make him settle down? No. Was he satisfied in the end, even through wins and losses? Yes. 

This was why when he entered your shared abode he took ownership of his mistakes. You were the queen of all his riches, and he was a mere peasant who made the pile underneath you larger and larger. It was why he trudged into the living room with trembling fingers and a sunken head. He knew you could sniff defeat, heartbreak, and pain, not only on the inside but the outside as well. 

Keep reading

[whitesparrows97]

Underdog – Part 1

Pairing: Dog Shifter!Taehyung x Human!Reader/Kim Taehyung x Reader

Genre: Shifter AU/Hybrid AU

Summary: Even though humans and shifters coexist in one world, it’s still a rarity for hybrids to openly show themselves. One evening, when you hit a stray dog with your car, you feel so guilty that you bring him home with you. But you don’t realize until much later that you let a stranger into your house.

Warnings: Angst, being in a car accident 

Word Count: 7.8K

Next

Authors note: Hello, hello! I had this story in my drafts for months now (thanks overthinking me) and I really wanted to get at least the first chapter out before Taehyung’s birthday. I’m not sure how many chapters this story will have, but I’m aiming for around four. I really hope you’ll like this story and this chapter and I’d be happy about every kind of feedback from you guys! Thank you so much for reading! 

…

With a gasp you woke up from a dreamless sleep. You were confused for a moment as you let your gaze glide through the dark room and could only make out the outlines of your living room. When you looked outside the window, you realized that it had already become dark.

Crap. 

You only wanted to take a short nap after work before going grocery shopping. Your refrigerator and the cupboards in your kitchen were devastatingly empty. But, as was so often the case, your nap turned into a deep sleep which left you even more exhausted than before.

In the dark, you searched for your cell phone, which you had placed on the small coffee table before falling asleep. When your fingers finally hit the small, square device and enclosed it, you breathed a sigh of relief. But the relief disappeared just as quickly and gave way to the hectic when you saw how late it already was. You had about half an hour before the supermarket would close. By car, it took you about fifteen minutes… maybe ten if you were lucky with the traffic lights.

You closed your eyes again for a short moment and thought about whether it was really worth the stress to rush off. If you were thinking about your bank account, which was already in the red, you knew that you could not afford to order food. You puffed out the air in frustration and got up from the sofa. In record time you put on your shoes and jacket and grabbed your bag before you were in your car a few minutes later. When you stopped at a red light, your fingers drummed a rhythm on the steering wheel while you kept your eyes focused on the light.

Impatient, you honked at the person in front of you when they didn’t start moving as soon as the light turned green. When you made a turn and could see the park, which was only illuminated by the moonlight and the few street lamps, you exhaled with relief. All you had to do was drive past it, take the next right before you–

The suffocated scream got stuck in your throat when you pressed your foot on the brake. Your fingers clutched firmly into the steering wheel and you tried to yank the car to the side, but then you heard the dull thud that shook your car. With screeching tires, your car came to a halt and only the roar of the engine mixed with your loud heartbeat pumping blood through your body filled your ears.

Keep reading

[bangtanlalaland]

own it | pjm ft. jjk (m.)

synopsis ↳your husband, Jimin Park, punishes you for being the slut that you are. can you handle it?

–

— marriage!au; ceo!au

→pairing: senior vp!park jimin x wife!female reader     ↳featuring: ceo!jeon jungkook

→genre: smut, pwp

→word count: 4.9k+

→contents ⨯ warnings: infidelity, cuckold, dom jungjook & jimin x sub reader, swearing, dirty talk, degradation, oral sex (f + m receiving), use of sex toys, ass play, dick slapping, face fucking/gagging/deepthroating, bondage, unprotected sex + protected sex, spanking, hair pulling, delayed orgasm, over-stimulation, cum swallowing, creampie, inspired by: “own it” by drake & “save it” by tory lanez

a/n: heyyyy everyone. I’m guessing you all like my previous smut with Joon 😏 if you haven’t checked it out yet then click here! lolol but honestly this is probably the dirtiest I’ve ever written. I’m a dirty hoe for these sexy beasts ok don’t judge me! 😭 but I hope you all like this one :)))))))

☞ disclaimer: I do not support or condone infidelity in any form or way. Nor do I take part in or support cuckold relationships. Therefore, if any of these acts offend you, do not read. Please remember that this body of text is for entertainment purposes only.

Keep reading

[bang-tan-bitches]

Title: Beloved

Word Count: 17.4k

Rating: M

Genre: Drama/Thriller/Smut

Warnings: Yandere Behavior, Violence, Blood, Character Death, Emotional Manipulation, Hint of Dubious Consent, Unprotected Sex, Vaginal Fingering, Cream Pie, Oral Sex (Female Receiving), Mild Dirty Talk 

Pairing: Emperor!Yoongi X Reader

Summary: Court was just a game of politics after all. And you intended to win

Written By: Admin B

Note: This was entirely inspired by Daechwita and everyone should thank A for indulging my madness and encouraging me

Keep reading

[extravaguk]

sex education

pairing: jungkook x virgin!reader

summary: “You want me to… what?” Jungkook chokes on his croissant, and how could he fucking not, with you looking at him with those pleading eyes, asking for something that he knows would get him into jail. Well, maybe not like actual jail. But definitely the Bro Code Jail. The jail where only bros who broke the Bro code went to.

wordcount: 12k+

genre: fluff - smut/college!au/brother’s best friend!au

rated: m (duh)

warnings: alcohol consumption, weed,  cursing, handjobs, fingering, oral sex(f/m recieving), spitting (the good stuff y’know), slight breath play, unprotected sex (f is on birth control tho) and thats it i think i don’t even remember what else there is to it, based on my own experiences with sex lmaoo also demasiada redundancia, but my brain is is dry af so sorry

read sex education 2.0 here!

Keep reading

[noteguk]

masterlist.

Do not repost, rewrite or translate my works! I don’t post anywhere besides tumblr. Please tell me if you see my works in any other platform. 

All works below are MATURE/EXPLICIT! Minors, please do not read my stories! They are all 18+ 

kim taehyung 

↳ just a taste (in which Werewolf!Taehyung really, really loves eating you out)

↳ any way you want it (in which your best friend, Taehyung, finds out about your unsatisfying sex experiences and decides to put an end to that track record himself.)

↳ a little while (in which Taehyung realizes that he was wrong in thinking that being friends with benefits with you wouldn’t backfire.)

↳ taehyung fingers you during a zoom class 

jung hoseok 

↳ house rules (in which Hoseok didn’t expect that killing a spider would lead to one of the best fucks of his life)

↳ for science (in which Hoseok hears through the grapevine that you give one of the best blowjobs ever, and he needs to test it to be sure)

park jimin 

↳ fast cycle (in which your roommate, Jimin, has an intense kink for lingerie (yours, especially), and just happens to spot your used panties as he’s washing the clothes)

kim namjoon

↳ danger zone (in which namjoon lives a dangerous life and sometimes you can’t really stand it. Still, you can’t step away either.)

jeon jungkook 

↳  bad influence: collection  (in which you know Jungkook is a bad influence on you, but you can’t avoid falling for him every time.)

↳ sweet (in which Jungkook just wants to be good for you. )

↳  jungkook eats you out while you’re watching anime

kim seokjin 

↳ coming soon!

min yoongi 

↳ yoongi chokes you as a xmas gift  (yes, seriously) 

[springbean-deactivated20210911]

Wolfsbane Masterlist | taehyung

pairing: werewolf!kim taehyung x reader

genre: college au, werewolf au, soulmates au/imprint au, romance, action, angst, tension, protective tae, pack!bts, vampires and fantasy elements, pinning,

overview: y/n was the last person to believe in anything not explained by science. But for some reason, her world changes when she meets her professor Kim’s younger brother, Taehyung. Maybe it’s his eyes, or the way they always seem to find each other, or how for some reason she has the need to be near him. Whatever it is, she can’t explain it, and ‘it’ shakes her world and all that she knows about it far more than she ever thought it could.

“You shouldn’t be here.” 

A short intake of air caught in my throat as I felt his warm lips graze the cusp of my ear near my neck. The music played deeply from the background, barely there as we swayed from left to right and forward to back. 

“You don’t control me,” I whisper, feeling his hand smooth around the front of my dress, over my stomach. He laughs a little, a rich chuckle that has a familiar shiver running down my bones and through my blood. He confuses me-we confuse me.

“Hearing you say that, despite what I know about him, makes me laugh.” 

I want to snap back, to say that he doesn’t know Thomas, but he spins me around far too quickly to allow any words to tumble from my lips. The farm yard spins and I’m falling into his arms, ear pressed to his chest. 

I can hear his heart, steady, deep, melodic. His fingers push the hair from my heck, warm skin trailing along mine, and suddenly I realize just how bad I want him. 

“You make me crazy.” 

Keep reading

[springbean-deactivated20210911]

A Twist in Time | OT7 Series Masterlist

Nestled in the Carpathian Mountains lies a white, billowed castle that only some know of. Hidden by trees, fog, and the threat of mystery, the secrets that lie within, and the horrors of its past, stay concealed and protected, and have been such for years.

However, secrets and lies can only last so long, and when y/n’s odd grandparents send her away for boarding school at the castle, she becomes interwoven in history, horror, and her own family’s past.

Will she make it through the travels of time, or will its hands unravel her before she even begins?

seven times , seven stories , seven moments . which one will be the end ?

Keep reading

[bluewhale52]

Little Black Book: Series (M)

There are a few names in your Little Black Book, but these seven hold a special place in your heart.  Now that you are closing that chapter in your life, you reminisce the time and experience you have had with your seven favourite men.

Rating: Explicit, 18+. NO MINORS ALLOWED!!

1. Min Yoongi - The One You Trust 2. Kim Seokjin - The One You Hate 3. Jung Hoseok 4. Jeon Jungkook  5. Kim Taehyung 6. Park Jimin 7. Kim Namjoon

A/N: this series is inspired by my one shoot, My Fantasy (feat. Kim Namjoon.) As always, likes, reblogs and comments are appreciated!

[biaswreckme]

here to ruin you | ot7 series TEASER

~~ initial posting date tba ~~

Pairing: OT7/Reader

Member: Seokjin, Yoongi, Hoseok, Namjoon, Jimin, Taehyung, Jungkook

Length: wc still undefined, 8 parts/chapters

Genre: smut

Warnings/Triggers: ot7, some bdsm dynamics, oral sex, masturbation, edging, sexual frustration. each part will have its own specific warnings.

Summary: Quarantine can be hard on everyone, but what if your seven boyfriends come up with a challenge to entertain themselves and torture you in the best ways?

Keep reading

[kpopfanfictrash]

Romancing the Tome (M)

Author: kpopfanfictrash

Contributors: @moonmangyu for this moodboard aka Bee’s death.

Pairing: You / Yoongi

Rating: 18+

Warnings: bondage, dirty talk, switch!Yoongi, obscene levels of sarcasm

Word Count: 22,306

Summary:  Min Yoongi is many things: renowned archaeologist, versatile hat-wearer, on a bit of an unlucky streak with his work and kind of an ass. What he isn’t, is fluent in Latin. Meaning, Yoongi can’t quite determine if he’s being led astray on his most recent archaelogical expedition. Enter you, cultural linguist and all-around badass. The goal? Treasure. The means? Your teensy, tiny car. The problem? Min Yoongi is so damn annoying, you might just kill him first. (HAPPY BIRTHDAY @m00nk1ld !!)

Keep reading