Miqo'te Jokes

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HIDE YOUR LALAFELL, THEY AREN’T SAFE

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Miqo’te Courtship 101

How to claim a mate

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Why did the male Miqo’te get a slap from the female Miqo’te?

Because he just wanted to get in her nyanties.

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What’s the favourite mineral of most Balmung players?

http://www.mindat.org/min-1170.html

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When you enter the Quicksand and see a pile of naked Lalas in the corner.

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How did the Miqo’te’s company airship get lost?

She was a very, very bad nyavigator.

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BREAKING NEWS: Lazy Miqo’te attacked by Chocobo chick.

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Everyone right meow.

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BREAKING NEWS: Baby Au Ra kidnapped by Miqo'te

(Photo credit: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/39voek/my_cat_caught_a_lizard_and_had_no_idea_how_to/)

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Why did the Miqo’te put a wardrobe in her kitten’s bedroom?

So they could visit Nyarnia and meet Asnyan.

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A female Miqo’te walked into a bar in Ul’dah...

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How did the Miqo’te single-handedly take down an entire Garlean fleet?

He used a nyannon.

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What did the Miqo’te study at university?

Nyanotechnology.

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Why was the Miqo'te retainer dismissed?

Because she wouldn't stop bringing live prey back.