STRICTLY BUSINESS

Mateo Phoenix, but you can call me Papi. [not real, never claimed to be, never will claim to be. theme also in progress.]

[mirapapi-blog]

Thank you Eli

[alixconley]

Dear God, everyone’s a fuckboy? 

[mirapapi-blog]

Every. Single. One.

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Today a cough drop told me to inspire envy so here I am.

[mirapapi-blog]

This selfie got one note and honestly, it deserves so much more than that.

[mirapapi-blog]

your-radio-sweetheart replied to your post: Today a cough drop told me to inspire ...

well hot damn

;) ;) ;)

[alixconley]

Hi I’m Alix and I suck and introducing myself and need a beer. 

[alixconley]

[mirapapi-blog]

Hi I'm Mateo and I am the only person you need to know cause almost everyone else is fuckboys.

[katerinaxxpetrova]

[duncantargaryen]

#the winner of harry potter puberty

[mirapapi-blog]

Today a cough drop told me to inspire envy so here I am.

[fobomatic-blog]

[stlckanotherpillinmyhead-blog]

#..oh

Nice nice so are u a virgin?

[mirapapi-blog]

I thought I'd practice bass before Halloween and whoa am I struggling to remember a single thing. I'm a much better salesperson than I am a bassist.

[mirapapi-blog]

They didn't have a sticker that said "douchey" so I had to make do.

[gvilttripping]

i spend way too much money on watermelon gum and cigarettes……

[mirapapi-blog]

Artificial watermelon is the worst flavor to ever exist

[recentgooglesearches]

can rich people feel

[mirapapi-blog]

Oh, did I forget to mention that my birthday was on the 11th? Well it was.

[your-radio-sweetheart-blog]

Well Mateo that’s the plan.

[mirapapi-blog]

You can’t say “THEN get shitfaced” that threw me off man.

[mirapapi-blog]

I need Eli because without fail he will always reblog photos of me with tags that make my self esteem skyrocket.

[checkmarks]

you’re welcome