tonight i'm a teenage queen

jasper riley ❁20❁ super cool spooky ghost kid {{rp blog}}

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i honestly worry about parents and dogs liking me more than ANYTHING

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reminder of my disgusting and cute hair :) :)

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do it i dare you

also

tell me the puns as well i’ll tag along

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i’M GONNA GO TO A GIG THEY GO TO AND STAND BEHIND THEM AND THROW SHADE AT THEM THE ENTIRE TIME

WILL I GET BEATEN UP????????? MAYBE WHO KNOWS

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ME AND MY BABY ARMS WILL TRY AND PROTECT YOU PRINCESS NOAH

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i’m gonna find them and follow them around and tell them really bad puns all the time to annoy them

i am REALLY good at annoying people

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do it i dare you

also

tell me the puns as well i'll tag along

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um what the hec K you’re a perfect angel what are they doing???? where are they now??????????????? i’m gonna find them and terrorize them

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I DON'TKNOW probably still in a suburb of Vegas getting drunk and going to shitty pop punk gigs

My fringe was to much for them

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it’s lovely all god bless danny i’ll blow kisses to his jaw for 8 years

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ALSO DANNY HAS REALLY NICE LIPS I SHOULD KNOW I’VE KISSED HIM

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i will be F O R E V E R jealous

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#WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE THOUGH

I DON'T KNOW REALLY

THEY WERE MY """"FRIENDS"""" FROM HIGH SCHOOL WE DIDN'T EVER TALK EVEN.... I JUST SAT AT THEIR LUNCH TABLE AND DIDN'T SAY A WORD FOR FOUR YEARS

THEY EVEN CALLED ME "JASON"

THAT'S NOT MY NAME

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we’re so innocent y’know…. it’s just a good present for a friend…. [makes danny sign a contract that only can chew the gum around you and i] …. good friend present…

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hoNESTLY HOW CREEPY WOULD THAT BE THOUGH

but on the real…………….. jawline

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it's lovely all god bless danny i'll blow kisses to his jaw for 8 years

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[buys danny 100 packets of gum for christmas]

you know what to do

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we're so innocent y'know.... it's just a good present for a friend.... [makes danny sign a contract that only can chew the gum around you and i] .... good friend present...

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#I FUF CKING KNOW

like please actively chew gum around me danny and just let me stare at you

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i’m already clumsy as it is but when i’m around people i really like i get even mORE clumsy and i can’t walk too far without tripping over myself

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danny's jaw tho

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that is 100% true. completely. i probably would have gotten beaten up myself when i was younger if it wasn’t for levi’s height makin’ him look all intimidating.

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i nearly got myself beaten up at a manson show, my hair was too swoopy and i made the mistake of going alone. #notmetalenough

good goin', jasper.

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can you imagine us knowing each other when we were younger and going to shows together looking like complete and total twats?? such an amazing thought.

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i bet we would have gotten punched in the face if we were paired up like idiots

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…..oh, bloody hell, that must have been it!

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then again, i think everyone thought i was pretty lame with my ripped shirt. it wasn't fashionable, it was just cold on my belly. not hip.

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INSTANT GIG CRED

you’re so cute oh my god

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instant gig crED what does that even mean?? i need to go back in time and question my younger self

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maybe it's like.... wow look at that kid so cool i'm not gonna think they're lame because they had kurt cobain pants