Welcome to MIRA!

Friendly reminder! MIRA will not tolerate any slander on their faithful and hard working employees, which includes me!

[miras-hr-dog]

Here at MIRA, we are dedicated to keeping our employees well connected! In case of emergency, of course!

I'm so glad I have the chance to meet so many more wonderful crewmates and present or future faithful, hard working MIRA employees through this amazing website! I'm sure you all are wonderful, rule following crewmates! I'm so happy to have you all amongst us! Or is it among us? Grammar still isn't quite my strong su-

[guys i caved so hard, ive always avoided running main character blogs because its always made me so nervous but orange lives rent free in my brain and so few people make ask blogs for them and i just. anyways.]

[hello! mod lily here, with yet another ask blog (god i have so many and most are inactive HELP-). because im obsessed. someone help me. main is @lilysaus if you wanna go give me a follow or check me out lol-]

[this blog doesnt exactly follow any specific timeline, so you can ask whatever. i will probably default to orange being an imposter, but if you specify otherwise, id be more than happy to answer!]

[some basic rules: -ALL CREWMATES FROM THE SHOW USE THEY/THEM PRONOUNS!!! unless it is an oc of yours that youre sending to me, i do not want to hear any gendered pronouns being used when referring to crewmates! you will get one chance to correct yourself, and then youre OUTTA HERE! -please, please, PLEASE be kind. dont bully people in the comments, no racist, homophobic, or queerphobic comments or asks will be tolerated here. i WILL delete your comments and block you with no warning. im giving absolutely ZERO tolerance here. -if i havent answered your ask yet, its either because tumblr ate it, im busy, or ive deemed it a bit too uncomfortable or against the rules. you are allowed to ask about it ONCE, and ill let you know what happened. if you ask again, youll only get one warning, and if im in the mood, ill still tell you what happened. ask a third time and im going to both delete your original ask and the new ask and i wont give any explanation. i wont block you! but i have a life outside of answering asks and if you cant be patient and wait, i dont want to answer it. -im okay with flirting, and even dirty jokes! but a lot of the rp blogs i see and will likely be interacting with are run by minors, and i know they arent comfortable with nsfw content, so i dont want any of that here either. also. please dont ask orange how babies are made, i dont want to get into that as much as i am interested in crewmate biology.]

[and thats all! have fun with orange! oh! and before i forget, tag list: #your hr rep - orange speaks #from headquarters - mod speaks #following protocol - reblogs #ask hr - asks #the mira vision - art]

[miras-hr-dog]

takes a trust ball and holds it up to my shoulders

i wa—

ceases to exist

Wh-

Orange just blinks.

...okay then?

[miras-hr-dog]

Maroon licks the back of Orange's head

@marp0-hq

Orange sputters and spins around, smoothing down the fur on the back of their head with a look of disgust.

Maroon! Haven't I already told you that licking is against MIRA policy?

[salt-on-pizza]

💛 — yellow is seen running towards the two a second later, picking up maroon when they get close enough

　　❝ i am so sorry, orange.. i told them to stop licking people but they wont listen… do you want a wipe to clean yourself..? ❞

[miras-hr-dog]

Orange gives Maroon a wary look, then nods at Yellow.

Yes. That would be appreciated.

[miras-hr-dog]

Maroon licks the back of Orange's head

@marp0-hq

Orange sputters and spins around, smoothing down the fur on the back of their head with a look of disgust.

Maroon! Haven't I already told you that licking is against MIRA policy?

[miras-hr-dog]

What's wrong ? :( you lack in self esteem?

Orange hesitates for just a split second before their expression becomes even brighter and more forced.

Well, I've always heard it said about me that what I lack in self-esteem, I more than make up for in enthusiasm! After all, MIRA loves enthusiastic, hard-working employees!

They're clasping their hands at their waist a little too tightly, and you can almost see the effort they're putting into keeping that stupid smile on their face.

No need to worry about me!

[miras-hr-dog]

[HOLY SHIT??]

[guys thank you sososo much for this im genuinely so glad you all enjoy this silly goober as much as i do-]

[miras-hr-dog]

You're so pretty.... don't call yourself MIRA's dog, you're more than that.....

Oh, thank you! I...

Orange trails off. Something about the look on their face seems... almost regretful.

...wish I could say the same.

They're suddenly back to that corporate smile, although it looks much more forced and painful this time.

You're too kind! Haha, really!

[miras-hr-dog]

would you rather be with a HELLO KITTY PAJAMA CREWMATE, or a GOTH FEM CREWMATE?

Friendly reminder, romantic relationships are not allowed on any MIRA sponsored trips!

They pause, then lower their voice.

But if I had to pick, I... suppose I'd rather the first one. "Hello Kitty pajama crewmate," I guess? I'm not too sure what that means. Makes me think of Cyan...

[miras-hr-dog]

THE OWLS THE OWLS THE OWLS THE OWLS THE OWLS THE OWLS THE OWLS THE OWLS THE OWLS THE OWLS THE OWLS THE OWLS THE OWLS THE OWLS THE OWLS THE OWLS THE OWLS THE OWLS

OH GOOD GRAVY-

Orange flinches.

What happened to that owlmate? It looks so... strange.

[miras-hr-dog]

THE OWLS ARE COMING

The. The what?

Orange looks baffled and slightly disturbed.

We. We are in space. How would owlmates be...?

[miras-hr-dog]

Trust Issues Ball!

*Chucks a ball at you at full force*

Orange doesn't have enough time to turn and face it as it flies straight at them, but one of their tendrils has faster reflexes, smacking it out of the air just inches from their head. They stare at the trust (issues) ball, then look at you disapprovingly as their tendril tucks back into hiding.

Now, that isn't a very appropriate use of company property! Trust balls are supposed to be used to build trust, not break it!

[miras-hr-dog]

Trustball! ---> 🔴

Fun fact about yourself!

Ooh, how fun! Hm, well now, let me think...

Orange holds the trust ball up with one hand and rubs beneath their visor with the other, thinking. Their face lights up and they hold up a finger as they think of one.

Oh! I've always been a fan of hide and seek! There's something so exhilarating about waiting to be found!

Their visor glints with something not quite innocent.

It's even more fun being the one seeking, though!

[miras-hr-dog]

You're just so much cooler than Orange!

Oh! Why thank you!

Orange presses a hand to the side of their face and tilts their head.

I try my best!

[miras-hr-dog]

*Rose comes over kisses Orange gives her a paper then skips away*

[reminder that orange and all the skeld beans use they/them pronouns!]

Orange takes the paper in confusion and embarrassment, their face almost as red as, well, Red.

Wh- I- Wait, what is-

Once again, they're too flustered to finish their sentence. They just stare at the paper in their hands in confusion.

[miras-hr-dog]

Mwah!

And this is for killing the real Orange and replacing them.

Wh-

The confusion at that statement is enough to very briefly pull Orange out of their flustered reaction. They tilt their head in confusion.

You're welcome...?

[miras-hr-dog]

Mwah mhwah! This is for all the hard work you do for us!

Orange just gives you an embarrassed, high pitched trill, their face burning. They are trying so hard to recompose themself and it is not working.

[miras-hr-dog]

Mwah!!! A kiss for my favorite HR rep!

Oh my!

Orange covers their face with both hands now, shaking their head slightly.

Y-you really shouldn't... MIRA policy states-

They're too flustered to finish their sentence.