GayCriminal46

[gaycriminal46]

GayCriminal46 - Master List

Hey guys, here's all the fics I've written so far. All of them are posted on Ao3 (under the same title and username), I just figured I'd put them here too.

I hope y'all enjoy.

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Single in September - Paige and Azzi spent the summer together, not in a relationship, but not not in a relationship. When school starts, Azzi tells Paige she just wants to be friends. Paige does not want to just be friends. Inspired by Single In September by Zolita.

I'm Not the Stepdad, I'm the Dad That Stepped Up - Azzi Fudd gets pregnant and her best friend Paige Bueckers steps up to help her through the pregnancy and raise the baby. All while pretending not to be in love with her.

Mine - Everyone knows that Azzi Fudd belongs to Paige Bueckers. So why in the world is someone trying to take Azzi out on a date?

Crush - Paige goes to visit the Fudd's for spring break. She hopes she can use this time to figure out why she's been feeling so weird around Azzi lately. Maybe Azzi will know why.

Die With A Smile - After the team goes to watch Paige play against the Sun, they go out to a karaoke bar to hang out. Paige shocks everyone when she doesn't sing Love by Keyshia Cole.

Hickeys - Paige and Azzi are together. Nobody knows that Paige and Azzi are together. Azzi "accidentally" leaves a hickey on Paige's neck. Chaos ensues.

Something's Wrong Master List - Something's wrong. Azzi Fudd just met a new person that she didn't hate.

Paige Bueckers is a Dumbass - Azzi Fudd posts on her close friend's story on instagram but Paige Bueckers is the only "friend" who can see the story. She tries to get Paige's attention but her best friend seems to be a dumbass and doesn't notice.

************* Incorrect Quotes Masterlist

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I've gotten a few inbox messages of people saying things about someone they think I am on threads. I have a threads account but I don't post.

Whoever you think I am, I'm not. I don't have any followers, I don't have a profile pic, I'm just there to lurk.

If I sound like someone you do or don't follow, cool. There are billions of people on the internet, there are bound to be a few that sound similar.

Please stop trying to guess who I am. You won't be right.

And leave those people over there alone too. Not all of them are on Tumblr.

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Fic Recs

[gaycriminal46]

1. The fact that it took her 8 techs to get suspended is insane.

2. I would be zero percent shocked if the W recorded her tech so she doesn’t have the face the consequences of her actions.

3. The fact that they even bring it up is genuinely insane. The inequality in the W is staggering.

[darling-rabbit]

1. 8 techs=suspension is the rule, for everyone. She didn't get some special extension or number that was higher than other players.

2. It wasn't a tech, she came down off balance and accidentally bumped into the ref. It was a shit call. Anyone with eyes can see that.

3. It is literally the league's job to look into these calls especially if a player/team asks them too. Reffs are not infallible. They make bad calls all the time. They also make good calls and give techs that are deserved. This was not one of them. Its not "inequality" just because you don't like the player.

[gaycriminal46]

Don’t know how a Congressional Crybaby fan got onto my page.

1. I never said the rules were different for her. I meant that her behavior is so egregious that she should’ve been suspended for other things before.

2. Paige has gotten techs for clapping before. The fact that CC has touched the refs before and hasn’t gotten techs just shows her privilege.

3. It absolutely is inequality and I don’t like the player.

Now feel free to fuck right off.

[gaycriminal46]

There’s something about a professional women’s athlete with the last name Edwards. 🥵

[beelovesfudd535]

it takes more time for u to sit and type a negative anon than it takes me to press delete on ur ask btw. more posts coming 🔜

[gaycriminal46]

Preach.

[gaycriminal46]

I'm looking at professional women's sports rosters for a post and...

YOU'RE TELLING ME THERE'S A PROFESSIONAL WOMEN'S ATHLETE NAMED MADDIE ROONEY???

Maddie Rooney from Liv and Maddie would be so proud.

[gaycriminal46]

Are the Queens the hottest team?

Quite possibly.

[gaycriminal46]

Brittany Apgar is also a cutie patootie.

[gaycriminal46]

I need to learn more about Rakyung Kim because saying that she and Kaitlyn Chen give me similar vibes could come across as a lowkey problematic racial thing but they're just so cute. And they just have the best smiles. And are incredible athletes. And just give me similar icon vibes.

I don't know anything about Rakyung Kim but I betchu she's also a sweetie pie. Because she gives Kaitlyn Chen vibes and Kaitlyn Chen is the sweetiest pie.

Both of them endeared me to them immediately (or themselves to me? idk how to make that sentence make sense). They immediately became favorites of mine.

[seraphica]

Lynx Kittens at the Minnesota Zoo!

[nycscribbler]

if one of them is not named either Olivia or Miles, what are we doing as a society

[gaycriminal46]

Let's name one of them Dorka too. Just because I love Dorka. Not for any other reason.

[gaycriminal46]

1. The fact that it took her 8 techs to get suspended is insane.

2. I would be zero percent shocked if the W recorded her tech so she doesn’t have the face the consequences of her actions.

3. The fact that they even bring it up is genuinely insane. The inequality in the W is staggering.

[gaycriminal46]

Just want to put this out there for the trolls:

I don't believe Paige and Azzi have broken up. Nothing you can say will make me believe Paige and Azzi have broken up. They could tell me in person straight to my face and I still probably wouldn't believe that Paige and Azzi have broken up.

It's never going to work.

[gaycriminal46]

Remember when Paige and Azzi were walking around with those initial necklaces on?

God those were the days.

[gaycriminal46]

In WHAT world is Cuntingham a star???

[gaycriminal46]

I guess I just became a dijonai carrington fan 😂

She's sassy as hell. So I been a fan. 😂 But welcome friend.

[clubhoops]

DiJonai Carrington was ejected Saturday after being assessed a Flagrant 2 foul on MAGA Barbie.

[akaz2908]

[thankyouforthememoriesworld]

you know something I always took as a red flag was from the beginning Jose kept saying he wants it to be a “player led team”. Like maybe if you’re the aces coach that would work but this is a very young team and they NEED to be coached. Paige literally said she wanted him bc she wanted to be coached after Chris and azzi always says she wants a coach to be hard on her. His mindset just doesn’t make sense to me I think he’s just lazy and doesn’t know how to handle coaching adults

Cheryl and Becky are always coaching their players, which is why they're the best. You can see them giving instructions all the time.

[gaycriminal46]

Just because your players have high (asf) IQs doesn't mean they don't need a coach.