Ummm she's literally sensitive :/

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Ummm she's literally sensitive :/
HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT
They're not available just yet but I want to have my Etsy shop open Very Soon, so. See you then :D
Mistlefoe Aaron & Neil - @jtl-fics
Yeah this might as well be one of my last art posts of 2023
Jean joins the Trojans and the switch is totally seamless and easy I’m sure
I have what I hope will be a fun little surprise theme for my April doodles - so I drew a(nother) thing for @anon-lemon stray cat Neil au because I still ABSOLUTELY ADORE it
Andrew knows the dangers of falling for the tummy scratches trick
Coffee shop shenanigans from my own version of the trope 😌
I don’t know if you all realize how often I think about @02511213942 ‘s art and specifically the “Aaron and Neil were friends first” lol. Neil brought snacks for the study session
(I do know there’s a fic about the topic out there as well but I.. don’t read fic much so 025’s was my intro the au train of thought and I fell in love with it. Andrew’s throwback memory is their art from the above linked post and the whole thing is worth seeing again even if you’ve already seen it 😂💕)
Anyway Aaron, new counterargument: what if Neil brought Andrew a little treat tho
Bringing back my love for aftg tv/actor au
Taken from this post (again) (there’s another one here too btw) by @thespineoftherighteous 😌💕 I love it so much lol
I need to do the "are you flexing your abs rn" one too *sighs* one day
uncle foxes! auntie foxes! foxes x nieces and nephews! Fox Jr.'s! good shit!
it's a Fox Gathering and Matt is playing the role of a basketball hoop for one of Aaron's girls while also trying to hold a conversation with Kevin. and every time he absently drops his arms the kid glares and says "i need to HOOP" and Matt very quickly reforms the hoop while apologizing profusely
Andrew tells one of the kids that their shoes are on the wrong feet and the kid (who always has this problem) looks down at his feet and sighs before suddenly going "i like them like that"
Dan is sitting near Kevin's kid. who suddenly asks her a math question (simple addition) and she answered quickly enough that the kid, being a literal child, was very impressed and started asking other very complex math problems and Dan, who is very much Not A Math Person started sweating and Neil ends up whispering the answers to her so she could save face
they're all at Allison's house and the sprinklers go off and Matt and Dan's kid asks if he can run through them but every time he would run up to them he would lose his nerve and realize he didn't want to get wet and run back to where everyone was. and he kept doing it until Neil ran through with him once
Renee is messing around with the kids and one of them clambers onto her lap and they do the thing where they push her hair out of her face with their palms to see her properly. it's adorable as shit
it's one of the kid's birthdays and Matt is joking with them and says "where is MY present" and she goes "oh. I don't have any moneys" and he goes "NO moneys??" and she shakes her head solemnly and he fishes some change out of his pocket and gives it to her and she says "thank you! but uncle Matty. I need PAPER moneys" and he's like. "...." and mentally he knows he's getting played but he opens his wallet thinking he'd give her a single or two but the smallest bills he has are twenties. and now he's going 'would it be irresponsible to give a literal two year old a twenty' and she's just watching him angelically, expectantly. and then Katelyn walks by and goes "absolutely not. don't you dare"
Andrew and Neil are spending a weekend at Aaron's and one night Katelyn is trying to wrestle her girls into the shower and one of them is reallyyy not having it ("i want to stay up to talk uncle Neil and uncle Andrew") so Katelyn gives up for a moment and leaves to give the other kid her shower and while she's gone Neil starts talking to the first kid and he tells her how King (who is her favorite out of their cats) is always so good about taking showers whenever he or Andrew try to clean them and how Sir hates showers and is always annoying about them. and immediately after this conversation the kid just up and ran off to go take her shower. both Aaron and Katelyn are shook for the rest of the night about how simple it was
(they come back from their showers and one of them starts excitedly telling Andrew about her soap that "she can get in her eyes and it won't even make her cry" and Andrew goes "yeah Neil has the same kind")
one of Aaron's girls overhears Andrew refer to Aaron as "my brother" and she gets very upset and indignantly tells him that Aaron "is MY daddy. not your brother" and it starts a whole argument with Andrew telling her that "he was my brother first" and "I've known him longer" and she just keeps going "he's MY dad. MINE."
most of them spoil their nieces and nephews, especially because with all their shitty childhoods they're determined to make sure their kids live good. but i feel like Nicky is probably the worst. and every time he goes and comes back from Germany he always gets them really expensive shit that has their parents saying "Nicky she's FIVE." but he just loves the he can do that
Allison is the "we should but we don't have to tell your parents about this" aunt
I like to imagine that all the foxes abuse the hell out of having so many "you know one time when we were in college, your mom/dad ... " stories and just gradually expose each other to their kids over the years
when Nicky tells his nieces and nephews stories from over the years Aaron usually has to break in with a "that is NOT how that happened, Nicky"
usually they'll all start arguing over the details of the story, children be forgotten
Wymack ALWAYS tells the stories best though. the foxes enjoy hearing him tell stories just as much as their kids do
(also very often when they're arguing about the details as mentioned they'll call him up and demand answers from him about Coach Coach was it me or Dan who Kevin nearly bludgeoned to death after ACCIDENTALLY locking your keys in and us out of the court that one time)
Matt and Dan's house is the favorite among the kids. it's just big and cheerful and has everything a kid could want. and Dan always has lots of fruit
Andrew and Neil's place is probably the least favorite though. even though the kids adore their uncles and there are cats, there's jack shit to do
one of the kids starts playfully screaming and Matt joins in. and at first they stop and look at him but then they just pick it back up and so does he
kid, demanding irritably: WHY does my knee HURT Andrew: cause knees suck
Matt's daughter and Kevin's daughter are best friends and they give their fathers makeovers as often as they can and just. sit with that mental image for a second. butterfly clips lip gloss and eyeshadow galore
one of the kids is in a bad mood and Neil tries to talk to him and he just snaps "NO stop I don't love you" at Neil in the way that kids do and Neil was Not Expecting that so his eyebrows shoot up and he looks around like tf? and the kid slouches over and goes "no I do. I do love you uncle Neil" and Neil just accepts the apology hug, still bewildered
Andrew did something to annoy Aaron so as retaliation Aaron taught his girls Andrew's phone number. so now Andrew constantly has these toddlers that are calling him 50 times a day just to say hi or that school was fun or to check on the cats
(poor man. just wait until they learn how to work their mother's ipad and the calls turn to FaceTimes)
or whatever
more show bloopers
they're (the monsters' actors) are doing a car scene and Neil and Aaron's actors together decide to turn on the seat heater of Kevin's actor, all the way up, just to get him to say "bloody hell my arse is on fire"
then it becomes like a running gag, especially between the twins' actors, to unsuspectingly turn on each other's seat warmers uncomfortably high
Neil's actor accidentally confuses the twins:
Neil, speaking to Aaron's actor: look Andrew-
Aaron's actor: *gently and seamlessly turns Neil's actor by the shoulders to face Andrew*
Neil's actor: look Andrew-
Andrew's actor: hi!
not a blooper but Dan's actress is tiny, the smallest person in the cast, (the twins' actors are 5'7-- it's the best thing that could've ever happened to them) which has no significance except for the fact that this girl can and will fall asleep ANYWHERE and the cast has loads of evidence of her knocked in every possible location on set
a scene on the bus where Andrew's actor is walking towards the very back, where Andrew sits, except some of the prop luggage/exy equipment is sticking out into the aisle of the bus and he trips over it face-first and just. disappears completely from the frame. one second he and the camera are moving in sync and the next he's just. gone. flat on the floor.
(Aaron's actor almost pisses himself laughing)
they're shooting a deleted scene of Renee and Andrew sparring together and at one point Andrew's actor just cracks up and Renee's actress is like ?? and he goes "your sound effects." and explains to her how every time she throws a punch she makes like a "whoosh" or "pow" noise and she goes "!!! i didn't even realize??"
on set of the locker room and Kevin's actor is sat in Kevin's stall being spontaneously serenaded by Matt's actor
that scene in tfc where the monsters take Neil shopping and Nicky is talking to him as he pulls out clothes for Neil to try on. except every so often Nicky's actor pulls out the most ludicrous article of clothing and offers it to Neil's actor with a straight face. at one point he holds a lime green mesh bralette that was also a turtleneck and had stirrups (??) up as if to see if it'd fit Neil and Neil's actor just loses it. while he's clutching a clothes rack trying to catch his breath and the people behind the camera are trying to train their hysterics, Nicky's actor turns to the camera, still holding the bralette and goes "where the hell did y'all even find this? i don't think even Nicky could pull this off" *eyes Kevin's actor* "buuuut if anyone could surely it-"
Neil's actor climbing off the top bunk bed except he misses a step and tumbles gracelessly to the ground
Allison's actress nails Aaron's actor right in the face with her ponytail in a scene where they're getting ready for a game and psyching themselves up. he wasn't even going to let it ruin the take but six seconds later she stops and turns and goes "did i just hit you?" and he's like "yep" and she grins and goes "so sorry babe"
Renee's actress is having trouble with a line and by the fifth time they have to restart she's cussing up a storm and Matt's actor pretends to be shocked and goes "Natalie Renee Walker. you're better than that" and she turns to look at the camera and goes "he just learned my full name this morning. if you can't tell"
the scene where Neil puts Andrew's hand under his shirt but Coach's actor pulls a look-into-the-camera- like-hes-on-the-office with a "y'all seeing this shit?" expression so they have to start over
see also about that scene: they're in the middle of a take and Andrew's actor randomly and without changing his Andrew-expression goes "are you flexing your abs right now?" and Neil's actor goes "sorry I'm nervous..you can feel that?" and he goes "yeah" and there's a beat of silence of presumably Neil's actor just flexing his abs. Andrew's actor goes "that's impressive. hot" Neil's actor goes "thanks man"
they're shooting a scene in the lounge and Allison's actress is in the middle of a line when she notices a real picture of the boys being idiots on the set photo wall and starts giggling and goes "sorry sorry i had never seen that one..caught me off guard. okay let's go again.."
it's not even supposed to be a blooper but they didn't know they were rolling so there's a blooper of Neil's actor telling Aaron's actor "you're 5 and I'm 10. I'm twice the man you'll ever be. bitch"
the scene where Kevin shows up with the queen on his face except Andrew's actor thought they were still rehearsing so when he appears in the doorway to the bedroom after hearing Kevin and Neil making noise it's with a blanket wrapped around his shoulders the way he had been doing throughout rehearsals
(they ended up keeping that in the scene. Andrew first appears wrapped up in his blanket, all tired and shit. he realizes what's going on and starts to become more alert and as he walks towards Kevin to inspect his face, he lets the blanket fall to the ground. it's grand and dramatic and all, but so is Andrew)
a whole bunch of clips stitched together of when they filmed the Foxes working out in the gym. in the show it's a brief montage but there's loads of unseen content of the cast just fooling around- dancing to music on the speakers and flexing ridiculously and exaggeratedly lifting weights and shit
the scene in the car where Andrew elbows Neil hard in the ribs but in this blooper Aaron's actor joins in and it becomes both twins just pretending to beat Neil's actor up
(Kevin's and Nicky's actors in the front seats are just staring ahead, driving like nothing's happening and shaking their heads going "kids")
Dan's actress keeps laughing during a scene where Dan and Matt kiss and during one take where she's trying to calm herself down by putting her forehead on his shoulder you can hear Allison's actress in the background go "i can do it instead if you want" and Matt's actor smirks at the camera over Dan's head and Allison's actress goes "bitch not you I meant me kiss her"
just. one scene where Neil barges into a room (as he does) but the actor underestimates the set so when he throws the door open it quickly rebounds to smack him, full-body..as the door slowly swings back open you can see him crumpled on the floor in the doorway clutching his elbow
Andrew and Neil's actors are about to do a scene and suddenly you hear a loud "pucker up boyssss" in the background. it's from Allison's actress (who didn't even need to be on set that day) and Neil's actor glances over at her, grins and goes "what are you even doing here. get out. leave" and she just sits in his production chair and settles in to watch
if you look closely you can find a stray exy ball here and there in places where they shouldn't be. that's because most of the cast (but especially Matt, Kevin and Renee's actors) like to nick exy balls from the set of the court and toss them around in between takes..and apparently leave them all over the place
not a blooper but. the cast went through a lot of intimacy training before they started filming (for both like aggressive and soft intimacy) and they're all naturally very close as well, so whenever they shoot a scene where one of them has to pretend to hurt another (physically/emotionally/etc) they always make sure to check in with them in between takes and once they've finished to make sure they're okay
they're shooting on set of the lounge a scene that's supposed to be right before afternoon practice and at one point Coach's actor tells Aaron to get the cart of racquets (i forgot what it's called in the books) and so Aaron's actor gets up and moves out of frame while Coach's actor keeps talking. and all of a sudden there's this earth shattering crash that makes everyone flinch HARD. and then you hear Aaron's actor (who literally was only supposed to take the cart and roll it across the room in the background of the shot) say "i am SO sorry" in the most horrified whisper
Coach's actor eating shit while walking off the bus
Kevin's and Andrew's actors need to do a bit in a scene where they turn their heads at the same time to look very intensely at each other (as per Kandrew) and they simply cannot do it without cracking up it's terrible
Andrew and Neil's actors are on the rooftop and they're supposed to be staring at each other, all intense. but then there's this huge, awkward, horrifying sound from somewhere below and at first it looks like they'll be able to stay professional and just ignore it. but then Neil's actor bows his head to his shoulder and puts his fist to his mouth to try to contain himself and they have to restart ("sorry sorry. but just...did something just..die?")
Kevin and Neil's actors have to get all up in each other's faces but then, practically nose to nose, Neil's actor goes "i don't remember my line" "mhm" "you have lovely eyes" "thanks mate" "we should start over" "let's." ..THEN they back down
Dan's actress pointing her exy stick at the camera "hi I'm Captain Dan Wilds and YOU [wink] are watching Disney channel" *does very shitty drawing of the Disney logo*
Coach's actor forgets which of the Foxes he's supposed to be addressing so he just says "you little shits" and it ends up sticking throughout the whole series because it's so in character
they have to restart the scene where all the Foxes first meet so many times that by the twentieth time Seth's actor goes "I'm fucking concerned-" Nicky's actor jumps in with "yeah sweetie we know"
and cut
aftg show bloopers like
the scene where Neil throws the glass at Aaron (it's not glass glass, it's that softish, breakable material used in filmmaking that looks like glass) and Aaron's actor ducks too late so it hits him straight in the face. nobody moves for a second (they're still rolling) until Neil's actor moves toward him going "oh my god I'm so sorry" and everyone starts laughing and Aaron's actor is like I'm fine dw
Allison's actress tripping in her heels during what's supposed to be a badass entrance and she drags herself out to redo the take, cursing the shoes
so many bits of the cast just pretending to club each other over the head with their racquets
Coach's actor accidentally switches up a whole bunch of words while shooting one of his inspirational speeches. but he just keeps talking as though he didn't just passionately tell the kids to "get out on that floor and- court- show them how real a Fox floors- plays...after tonight they will- they will not ever discriminate- underestimate you again" and you can hear the Foxes' actors quietly break character one by one in the background
Andrew's actor pulling out a knife to threaten someone but then dropping it and jumping back from it
just. the monsters all piled in the car for a scene and they're all in the zone, waiting for "Action" to be called when something happens and they all crack up in sync
Andrew and Neil's actors on an actual roof, trying to shoot an Andreil Moment but an airplane flies over and they have to wait for it to pass because audio. so in the blooper these two guys are just standing very close to each other, Andrew's hand fisted in Neil's hoodie, staring up at the airplane urging it to get out of the way
in one scene Dan's actress kisses Matt on the cheek as a goodbye before she leaves the room, and right after she does Neil's actor jumps up to kiss his cheek too
they're shooting a night practice scene and Kevin's actor keeps missing the mark and it's just a bunch of two second clips of him on set of the court, groaning and swearing and oof-ing. after he misses the action for like the tenth time he just turns to make direct eye contact with the camera, his face comically blank
(in the background you can hear Neil's actor go "thank goodness for editing and all that magic, eh?")
Andrew's actor forgets his line during the scene where the Foxes meet the Ravens at the banquet. he gets to the "Jean. Jean Valjean" line and then completely blanks, going "Jean Valjean. hello Jean Valjean. I'm supposed to say something to you now Jean Valjean. i do not remember what"
the actors for Aaron, Kevin, Andrew and Nicky all being crammed onto that couch in the lounge the way the monsters actually do and falling asleep on each other in between takes
Neil's actor is British who speaks in an American accent but one time accidentally lets the accent slip during a scene where he uses the phrase "strongest goalkeeper". he cuts himself off and it's silent for a beat and then he softly repeats "goalkeeper" to himself in an exaggeratedly British accent and cracks everyone up. Kevin's actor, who himself naturally has an Irish accent, goes "this is South Carolina, love"
it's a night shoot and it's cold and Aaron's actor steals Andrew's actor's (his brother) scarf going "how come you get a scarf and i don't. Aaron is getting the scarf for this scene"
Kevin and Neil's actors doing a scene where they get all up in each other's faces. and then start leaning in too much and make as though they're going to start kissing
just a solid two minutes of Neil and Andrew's actors fighting bugs away from their faces throughout various rooftop scenes
Nicky's actor being the mf king of improvised one-liners (in true Nicky fashion) and just constantly causing EVERYONE to break cause his quips are so random
not really a blooper but they're behind the camera, waiting for something to be set up, and Renee's actress has an acoustic guitar and she and some of the others make up really bad jingles for all the characters
Dan's actress is most likely to fumble her lines or trip over her tongue and she always does like a weird dance to shake herself out
Aaron's actor looking straight into the camera with a shiner blooming over half his face due to a badly executed "fight" scene: let it be known. here on the set of All for the Game, i do my own stunts
(his brother in the background: you DORK. Aaron's actor: shut up or I'm telling Mom you punched me in the face)
Kevin's actor doing a scene (perhaps that one on the bus in tfc) where he's downing alcohol and he's expecting the director to call cut at a certain point or tell him when he can stop drinking but that doesn't happen so he just kind of confusedly chugs the whole bottle and then the director goes "you didn't need to do all that but we got it thanks" and Kevin's like ?? but Neil's actor, who's in the scene, is stood there with his eyebrows raised, very impressed, going "oh my god that was amazing"
Dan's actress slipping on a line and then banging her head against the chest of Matt's actor in frustration and he just rubs her back, grinning
not a blooper but Neil's actor recites the Riko roast flawlessly and as soon as they call "Cut" on it he gets a little sitting ovation from everyone. even Riko's actor is like yeah okay shutting the fuck up and leaving you alone now
Neil's actor actually struggling to get the seal off the ice cream container in that one scene. he fake-struggles with it for a few moments and then starts actually struggling and looks over to the production people and goes "the bloody thing is actually not coming off"
so many bloopers of various cast members having too much fun hitting others upside the head like they do in the books
Andrew's actor accidentally spilling the tray of drinks at Eden's
Allison's actress being the one who can make others break character without getting caught herself
Matt's actor being the one who makes everyone, including himself, break character but doesn't get in trouble because literally everyone is cracking up
however. when they get into Moods, especially during night shoots, and they have scenes together, Matt and Neil's actors are IMPOSSIBLE. to work together. they just cannot control themselves. everyone hates them
see also: Kevin and Matt's actors. Nicky and Allison's. terrible pairings for long days.
there's a scene with coach and the monsters and after like the fifth time they restart coach turns to look at the camera and pours himself a drink using the prop alcohol while going "parenting....is tough"
anyway. call this an au of an au
Wymack be careful your luscious flowing hair is dangerous for a single dad like you to have
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Is Andrew a basking shark?!!?!kebwoabskwnaksbwja
ABSOLUTELY he is 😌 the twins both have funky shark mouths
JEAN AND HIS PEACH HELLO??????
boy who has been TORTURED and would have all the reasons to be ANGRy and MEAN and he's so GENTLE??????
also hi how are you (:
GOD IT GETS ME SO BAD. HES SO GENTLE AND HE CRAVES HUMAN CONNECTION. This is all going to be the end of me stg
Cause of death. Jean receives peach
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A while ago Noora said that Andrew doesn't particularly enjoy meat and he'll order veggie whenever possible. And I've been waiting for someone to write something about Andrew being a vegetarian/vegan but nothing. I know that boys diet consists of icecream and candy but pls imagine!
this is fantastic.
okay anon, let’s do this.
Andrew has been vegan since he and Aaron moved with Nicky to Columbia
he’s always preferred fruit and vegetables to meat and other animal products, but now he’s in a position where he can really control his diet
here enters Kevin, resident health freak
when he finds out that Andrew is vegan, he gets super excited because vegan = healthy, right?
NOT NECESSARILY, KEV
veganism is as healthy as you want to make it, and we all know that on a scale of 1-10, Andrew Minyard ranks health as a solid -4
let’s start with candy
skittles, airhead, sour patch kids, fireballs, twizzlers, smarties, jolly ranchers, fun dip, swedish fish, pixy sticks
ALL VEGAN and Kevin’s worst nightmare
Andrew is a phenomenal cook okay fight me
he has been known to bake on occasion
he’ll get out of bed in the middle of the night to snag his cake mix from the cabinet, then throw in some almond milk, baking powder, and two flax eggs
toss that shit in the oven for 20 minutes and BAM. vegan cake. amazing.
sometimes Neil will try to assist him
“Yes Neil, it’s one tablespoon of flax seeds to three tablespoons of water, for the four thousandth time.”
and now we have come to Andrew’s favorite subject: ice cream
when Ben & Jerry’s vegan ice cream came out, this boy threw a fucking party
Andrew Minyard does not cry, but he came dangerously close to tears when he tried P.B. & Cookies for the first time
when Andrew has a bad day, Neil will basically buy out the store
when the press tries to provoke Andrew into answering questions, he just hits them with truth bombs
reporter 1: “Andrew, what do you have to say about your team’s performance tonight?”
Andrew: “Animal agriculture water consumption ranges from 34-76 trillion gallons annually, in case you didn’t know.”
reporter 2: “What is the nature of your relationship with former Fox, Neil Josten?”
Andrew: “What’s really important is that livestock and their byproducts account for at least 32,000 million tons of carbon dioxide (CO2) per year, or 51% of all worldwide greenhouse gas emissions.”
reporter 3: “I have right here a statement from striker Kevin Day that claims you should, and I quote, ‘eat more protein’. Care to respond?”
Andrew: “The average requirement is 42 grams of protein a day. Meateaters get way more than they need, and so does everyone else. Vegetarians and vegans get 70% more protein than they need every day.”
that’s the first time Andrew’s response has ever related to the question he was asked
the room is completely silent for at least thirty seconds
Andrew gets up and leaves before anyone can recover