A Chemical Messiah

Unidentified Genre Abductor

[misbegot]

moist boy, yeast boy

STOP

[tru1r]

[75orchids]

[tackorama]

[odysseiarex]

[strongbadgmail]

[strongbadgmail]

[mintmilano]

Straight people: that relatable feel when you’re trying to break in to your partner’s phone so you can read all their messages am I right

Me, a normal person: ????????

[99precincts]

that time andy samberg was a complete savage re: the guys choice awards

[emilydoesthething]

Honestly Andy Samberg is such a treasure.

[smoothiefreak]

omg marry me. I’ll be sisterwives with Joanna Newsom IDGAF 

[lethbian]

hi folks I’m scarfbeard manbun and this is my girlfriend septumpierce undercut and we’re queering heterosexuality by making a joint tinder account for threeways

[misbegot]

fictional middle-aged men: idealized like hell, attractive fellas with greying temples, aged like a fine whiskey, can't really get enough of them and draw them a lot, would bang A++

actual middle-aged men: "Hello there sexy boy, I want to stick my cock in all your holes ;-)" *sends unsolicited dick pics bc the viagra kicked in probably* *makes me wish conversion therapy worked so i could become straight*

[shopjeen]

[antoniocecchi]

[houseowolves-archive-deactivate]

[chuckcreekmur]

Can you process the genius in this picture? #hiphop #genius #krsone #scarface #chuckd

[dadwhoiscalledbrad]

[encoreducowbells]

He took the trouble to come back; at least make it worth his while.

[zackisontumblr]

my textbook and i have a lot in common

[bluecohosh]

cutie lafayette✨ glad @liselotte_eriksson has new rat babies ! rings by me / #raintower and tee from @thesecretgardener #smyckesdesign #jewelrydesign