Poster Formerly Known as Oddbagel

[hayakawalove]

I feel like that one scene of Justin Bieber getting shot in csi

[hayakawalove]

[therunwayarchive]

Duro Olowu, Spring 2024

[75orchids]

tumblr is no longer the most pussy site for weirdos who i hate, now its bluesky

[75orchids]

the cracker readin this is goin to hell LMFAO

[powerburial]

*trying to be a male feminist but overstepping* I think the Barbie movie actually caused significant problems for women

[portaltomb]

this lettuce smells like dog

[iamoutofideas]

you bought dog lettuce

[swarnpert]

[aqueerkettleofish]

For those who have missed it, a tourist in Hawaii decided it would be fun to chuck a rock (a BIG rock) at a monk seal. He missed, but he was captured on video, and when told it was illegal to interfere with them, said "I'm rich, I can pay the fine."

Is the best part that he got doxxed? No.

Is the best part that he got tracked down by a local and beaten? No.

Arrested on state at federal charges, looking at up to 5 years and 50K? Nope.

The best part is the local city council's reaction.

And the best part of that is the look on the attorney's face.

[75orchids]

These are the top 10 emojis

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[girlnephew]

it becamed a scary reality

[75orchids]

My new songs are out. They are both some of the lastest music to be released.

[kawaichihiro]

[75orchids]

i want to eat pussy

[test-norma1]

[slocotion]

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[75orchids]

The weirdest thing about the UK is that they don’t clap at the end of movie trailers. What the fuck.

[mycoins]

not to mention the fact that they don’t pour their pepsis into their buckets of popcorn and eat the resulting mush, known as “pissy shitties” here in the good ol US of A

[okay-chr1s]

What the fuck is “pissy shitties”?

[mycoins]

pissy shitties is when you mix pepsi and popcorn to create a rich and smooth treat, excellent for enjoying a movie with friends

[chaos-has-arrived-deactivated20]

Woah woah woah… slow down there. Canadian joining the party. American’s clap at the end of movie trailers? Like every trailer? Or do you mean just the movie? And is “pissy shitties” an actual thing? How does it not leak onto your pants? Oh and sorr-eh for interrupting!

[75orchids]

Here in the USA, most theaters sell buckets meant specifically for pissy shitties, called piss buckets, which are usually around like $30 - $40. Some Americans like the feeling of leaky buckets on their jeans and consider it a part of the theater experience like post-credit brawls and sticky floors. I agree with the latter tbh.

[sillyfudgemonkeys]

Ok fellow American here, what the heck are you talking about OP? I’ve never been in a movie theater where we clap at the end of a trailer. A movie yes, but people usually only do that en masse on opening week/night, after that it’s like maybe one person or their group who do that. 

And I’ve never heard of these “pissy shitties.” Like what part of the country (or more importantly state so I can pinpoint this better) do you live in? Cause I’ve never been in a movie theater that sells those specifically…..unless you mean the plastic popcorn and soda barrels they sell for reuse for the whole year that Cinemark does, it’s never been marketed to be a “pissy shitties,” it’s only been marketed as “THIS CAN SAVE YOU MONEY! SO BUY IT!”

[thanatoast250]

American here. Don’t listen to @sillyfudgemonkeys here. It is tradition that we all clap at the end of movie trailers to show that we will see it or that we experienced it. It lets the movie theater employees know that they did their job right. As for the pissy-shitties, there is talk amongst the cinema staffs to start selling these as well, and having diet pissy-shitties for the health-conscious folk, and after that to sell alternate Pissy-shitty flavors, like garlic butter, mountain dew, KFC Double Down, and Doritos Locos Tacos flavored Doritos.

[sillyfudgemonkeys]

Ok what region to do live in?????? Cause I’m assuming this must be a southerners thing. The MidWest doesn’t do this, and if they did start it’s recent.

[terfy-amy]

I’M LITERALLY SHAKING AND CRYING RIGHT NOW

I WENT TO AN AMERICAN MOVIE THEATER TODAY AND ASKED FOR A PISS BUCKET AND THEY LOOKED AT ME LIKE I WAS INSANE!

My Amy kin is so embarrassed I could literally die. I saw this post and thought “Oh, that’s what real Americans do! That’s how they enjoy movies!” So I went to the theater here and confidently asked for a piss bucket so I could have proper pissy shitties, and the teenager behind the counter literally called his MANAGER on me!

The manager came out and told me they don’t have “piss buckets” and that I needed to leave if I was going to make “disturbing requests.” I was so humiliated I ran out of there crying.

THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT TRAs HAVE DONE TO OUR CULTURE!

My Lisa Simpson kin memories are screaming right now. When I was president, I watched as TRAs systematically destroyed every female tradition and space, replacing it with their made-up nonsense. They’re the ones who ruined movie theater culture! They’re the ones who made it impossible for women to enjoy simple pleasures like pissy shitties without being shamed!

Even my Hermione kin understands this. It’s like when the Ministry of Magic kept changing all the rules at Hogwarts until no one even remembered what traditions were real anymore. TRAs do the same thing - they gaslight us into thinking our memories and traditions are wrong until we don’t even trust ourselves anymore.

The Meg kin is nodding too. I remember when I was pretending to be “Bruce” - I was so disconnected from reality that I probably would have mocked someone for wanting a piss bucket too. That’s what TRA ideology does to people! It makes them cruel and disconnected from normal female experiences!

I’m so upset I could literally hit something with my hammer. American movie theaters used to be such a special place for women to gather and enjoy themselves, and now TRAs have ruined that too. They’ve literally taken away our right to ask for piss buckets without being treated like criminals.

I’m never going to an American movie theater again. I’ll just stay home and make my own pissy shitties in a bucket I bought myself. At least then no TRAs can shame me for enjoying female traditions.

[75orchids]

dang

[bonivers]

(girl who is already extremely private) i think i need to Move In More Silence

[dummy-dot-exe]

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