I Like Sloths

I AM PROUD TO SAY I PARTICIPATED IN THE MISHAPOCALYPSE 2013. Marina and the Diamonds. Doctor Who. Bob's Burgers. Teen Wolf. Bones. Supernatural. Parks and Recreation. The Hunger Games. The Office. Sherlock. Torchwood. Harry Potter. Starkid. Pretty Little Liars. Skins. Arrested Development. Orange is the New Black.

[getlitaesthetic]

Today my wife texted me this, and then immediately called me to make sure I got it because it was “an urgent message”.

[lovelolla]

[reallyabitch]

sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….

[acoolsuggestion]

*At my future wedding*: “Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband” Me to the groupchat: omg do I say yes or is that desperate

[4chansbest]

[dyscworld]

[bringiton]

[urdone-urdone]

[princesconsuela]

[straightwhiteboystexting]

i believe it is attempting to establish contact 

[greyhyms-deactivated20220506]

why are 90% of urls attached to popular text posts deactivated?  is someone picking them off, assassin style, or have these users won their freedom from this website, gladiator style

[phil-the-stone-deactivated20180]

ms snakehole,,,, did you think id let you get away that easily,,,,,, burt macklin may be dead but i’m his brother ,,,,, kurt ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, hacklin,

[babyanimalgifs]

[9gag]

Melondramatic

[dixon-arrows-deactivated2018052]

Water you doing with your life

[dwlostcompanion]

This makes me feel meloncholy

[darthouse]

watermelon

[porterr-robinson]

[cravings]

when someone makes jokes out of your insecurities 

[onlytwitterpics]