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Now he's mad because I punished him. He's threatening to leave.

I had to put him in time out.

He drank my tea...

We’re cool now. He got all of his pent up aggression out. Chillin’

Only one thing left to do. Good bye my friend.

I took the knife away, but the stupid gnome got me pretty good.

“Gnomes are playful.” My wife said. What twisted game of hide and seek is this?

Gah, he cut the power. I thought gnomes were creatures of the light?

Oh no, he’s gone.

“Knifing” is not Gnome speak for “loving.”

Whenever my wife is gone, the stupid gnome harasses me. He plays favorites- I’ll show you favorites

My wife loves him, but I don’t. Look at those little beady eyes. There’s no life behind his stare. I don’t trust him for a minute.

This gnome has been with my wife for years. I guess you could say they're best friends. My wife loves gnomes.

Gnome Adventures