every year i look at this account like ‘should i come back to this nerd??????’
ugh
god i wish i had the time
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@mischievousmalarkey
every year i look at this account like ‘should i come back to this nerd??????’
ugh
god i wish i had the time
[definitely not reciting eye of the tiger under his breath to psych himself up][it's really not helping] Here's goes nothing...[ends up knocking along to a beat and beat boxing]
[he opens up the door, a bit bleary-eyed, and blinks]
Luka! [for a moment he’s forgotten to be awkward and he fixes him with this almost upset frown] Where on earth have you been? You can’t just vanish whenever the hell you want to, I thought you died or became a hermit–
…what?!
[he bursts out laughing] Since when have I ever played the trumpet?
I really thought you played the trumpet okay? What do you play? I feel like you can play an instrument I just don’t know which one-- [puts his fingers to his temple] Tomos’ brain tell me your secrets--
//Blinks groggily, bundling herself up in her blanket a bit more//
Why are you– I’m not going to ask. //Shakes her head a little bit, before flopping back into her chair// Just bad dreams, don’t worry too much about it. It’ll pass, and I’ll probably wander back to bed in a few minutes.
Hey, I wanna here all about it. [sits on the edge of the couch] I’m all yours. Tell me what’s been haunting you.
Hello hello, welcome to the mansion! [extends a hand] I'm Luka, and you are?
[these people are so friendly-]
Abel Ortega, nice to meet’cha! [he shakes his hand back with an overly firm grasp, giving him an enthusiastic clap on the back]
Didn’t know that there was a bar around here. They ought to have road signs for all of the things that are here, it’s like an amusement park or somethin’. [snorts] I was expecting some bedrooms and a couple living rooms, not a luxury retreat for the powered.
They really do- It would probably make things so much easier. [shakes his head] You didn’t see the new promotional pamphlets? I’m pretty sure they screamed hotel.
[definitely not reciting eye of the tiger under his breath to psych himself up][it's really not helping] Here's goes nothing...[ends up knocking along to a beat and beat boxing]
[he opens up the door, a bit bleary-eyed, and blinks]
Luka! [for a moment he’s forgotten to be awkward and he fixes him with this almost upset frown] Where on earth have you been? You can’t just vanish whenever the hell you want to, I thought you died or became a hermit–
[how dramatic] [not that he’s surprised, really] [raises his eyebrows] Do you even still play the piano, Luka?
For performances. I don’t have time to really practice anymore, what with work nowadays. [shrugs a little bit] Don’t you....play the trumpet?
//The clatter makes her jump a bit, and she sleepily turns her head to look over the other’s face// //Just sort of reaches out and pats his hair//
Hey Luka. //Yawns// Couldn’t sleep. What’re you doing up-?
[he blinks because why is this chick calling me Luka who the heck is Luka]
Just this and that. Working on making a gauntlet from simple household materials. What about you? [leans in a little closer] What’s been keeping you up darling?
The idea of genies are simply hilarious and unlikely. Wizards I understand, they are still human. And shapeshifters as well. But Genies. Those are an entire different thing! No no, I’m actually a star.
...So you can understand all those other things, cause they’re still human, but you don’t believe in genies, which is definitely not as likely as a star. Down on Earth. That appears to be human.
//She’d slept for a few hours, but now she’s up again// //She’s wandering about with a blanket pushed over her shoulders, and ends up sitting in an armchair, staring out an open window and listening to the static of the radio//
I should probably be more concerned than I actually am about not sleeping.
[was walking by with his arms full of machine parts][but upon spotting a girl with legs up to his chin it’s about time to skip business and rush right into pleasure][drops all the pieces]
[walks over to the arm chair and leans against it] Hey there beautiful. Couldn’t help noticing you’re alone right now-- need some company~?
Hello hello, welcome to the mansion! [extends a hand] I'm Luka, and you are?
[these people are so friendly-]
Abel Ortega, nice to meet’cha! [he shakes his hand back with an overly firm grasp, giving him an enthusiastic clap on the back]
Oh yeah, I managed to find that myself after accidentally walking by it four times. I came in last night pretty late, got my stuff moved in. So I’ve been there at least, and I know where basics are.
Other than that, there’s really not much to learn. Just remember that bathrooms are down the hall, and that the kitchen and the bar are on the first floor. [taps his chin] Actually, they really need to just put up a directory for this place. It would make it easier on everybody.
Yeah. He was real sorry about it though. Last time I heard, he was dating someone here. I think he still hates me actually. [Shrugs]
Why would he hate you? It’s good that you stopped the bomb right? No worries. [shrugs as well] And if he’s dating someone I wouldn’t be surprised, not if it’s who I think it is.
[definitely not reciting eye of the tiger under his breath to psych himself up][it's really not helping] Here's goes nothing...[ends up knocking along to a beat and beat boxing]
[he opens up the door, a bit bleary-eyed, and blinks]
Luka! [for a moment he’s forgotten to be awkward and he fixes him with this almost upset frown] Where on earth have you been? You can’t just vanish whenever the hell you want to, I thought you died or became a hermit–
[the first things that popped up in his head are ‘are you jealous’ and ‘not as weird as you liking your dad’ and now he’s slapping himself inwardly for it] [luckily enough, he’s not that easy to read]
Yeah, that’s kind of weird. What grade were you in when you had her?
[shaaaaaade]
Uhhhh first and second year of secondary school! She taught piano. And I, of course, was an exceptional student-- [pretends to flip his hair] Not that it’s any surprise.
Hello hello, welcome to the mansion! [extends a hand] I'm Luka, and you are?
[these people are so friendly-]
Abel Ortega, nice to meet’cha! [he shakes his hand back with an overly firm grasp, giving him an enthusiastic clap on the back]
I haven’t met her yet, actually. A map’d be useful. I got a tour from one guy - Toris? - but I can only remember so much at one time. It’ll take time gettin’ used to this place.
Yeah I know how you feel-- A place this big takes some getting used to. Have you at least been shown the way to your room by now?
[takes his hand and shakes it with quite a bit of enthusiasm] Nice to meet you mate.
And pshhhhh [giggles letting go of his hand to cover her mouth] No no, genies. That’s funny. Genies don’t exist!
Neither are flying guys or wizards or shape shifters, and yet we got a people like that right here in the mansion! Or did-- I think the wizard left. And the shape shifter. But you never know what doesn’t exist anymore--
Hello hello, welcome to the mansion! [extends a hand] I'm Luka, and you are?
[these people are so friendly-]
Abel Ortega, nice to meet’cha! [he shakes his hand back with an overly firm grasp, giving him an enthusiastic clap on the back]
[chuckles] That’s a relief. Figured it would either be this way, or the absolute oppoiste. Glad to see that most people are pretty friendly! It’s been nothing but a warm welcome. Only thing that’s been giving me trouble is my sense of direction.
Sense of direction? I’m assuming Anya hasn’t given you the map of this place yet?
[currently disassembling the microwave] I bet this is Dad’s fault for that party I threw last week...sure, let’s just strand your own kid in America! Never mind that you haven’t been anywhere in America except New York! This was a great idea!
[definitely not reciting eye of the tiger under his breath to psych himself up][it's really not helping] Here's goes nothing...[ends up knocking along to a beat and beat boxing]
[he opens up the door, a bit bleary-eyed, and blinks]
Luka! [for a moment he’s forgotten to be awkward and he fixes him with this almost upset frown] Where on earth have you been? You can’t just vanish whenever the hell you want to, I thought you died or became a hermit–
You came to the right place, I can help you for sure with that. [and then he pauses] Your soon-to-be mum?
Cool, I’ll bring them in here. [chuckles and looks over at him] Dad proposed to his girlfriend while he was recovering, she said yes. It’s kinda weird because she was my old teacher and all but at least I already know her.
m!a time: you are now your 2p for the next three days
My what-- [poof]
...Oooookay, this is...weird. And new. And weird--