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I love that people like the “Shit my coworkers and I say to the kids” prompt list!! I’m back at work full time now so there will be many more I can guarantee it!! 😂
I have my first paperwork shift since coming back to work after being on leave so be prepared for: “Things I’ve Said During Paperwork” Part two coming to a prompt blog near you!
Also my askbox and submission box are finally open (I didn’t realize they were not until five seconds ago) so if you have any memes/musings/things you wanna see from me, feel free to submit them!
I have my first paperwork shift since coming back to work after being on leave so be prepared for: “Things I’ve Said During Paperwork” Part two coming to a prompt blog near you!
In my field we say some bonkers shit. That doesn’t even really begin to scratch the surface, so here is some of the stuff that we’ve said to our kids at work. I promise, all of these are said with love, we all love the kids very much, they are basically our kids. As always pronouns can be changed, and some of these may be kind of specific but I did try to make them more general/fit to different types of fandoms!
“just because [name] is a firefighter doesn’t mean we’re going to try and start a fire.”
“no you can’t put ranch on your ice cream... because it’s gross that’s why!”
“because it’s gross that’s why!”
“bullseye!”
“if we can wrestle, we can walk... you’re fine.”
“bingo!”
“if you throw up on me i will throw up on you. you know that.”
“hey, tiny tornado, park it on the couch!”
“listen little one, i will not stand for the yelling in my face, go sit down.”
“are you making dinner or are you gonna stare at pictures of dogs [insert other option] all day?”
“no you can’t use a knife, i’m not stupid!”
“keep it up and we’ll throw you in the river!”
“i feel like a single mom of three with an unruly teenager [turns to receiver] who won’t leave me alone...”
“you can’t just have chips for breakfast.”
“no we’re out of ranch.”
“stop drinking the hot sauce from the bottle you absolute menace!”
“tiny gremlin, come hither for a moment!”
“[name] that means you, you monster.”
“why are you dressed for all of the seasons all at once?”
“pretty soon we aren’t going to let you dress yourselves.”
“[name] if i step on one more lego, it’s all going in the garbage.”
“i’m not going to tell you again, either wash your hands properly or i’ll treat you like a six year old and we’ll do it together.”
“you wanna be treated like [name]? then let’s go because i’m tired of you just talking about it.”
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