Anev

[misfitsandloners]

me: everyone got a bad grade on that

parent: we're not talking about everyone, we're talking about you

me: this is bourgeois individualism in its most dangerous form

[bogleech]

Apparently McDonald’s also said they’re getting killed by millenials and one of their CEO’s said it’s because millenials don’t have “brand loyalty” and are instead “promiscuous”

[dvandom]

Brand sluts, the new Millennial Threat.

[canadianbeerandpostmodernism]

[alacerlucifer]

[electricbreeze]

Schrödinger’s boys

[klubbhead]

FUCK

[alphahoennomega]

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

[crystalsoulslayer]

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

[6qubed]

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

[onlytwitterpics]

[nomehablen2]

Ah…….annuzzer day in bikini bottem………

[c-ptsdofficial]

me, all the time: i could just die and not have to do this

[localstarboy]

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

he lived with a man for a good decade so

[theheartisalonelyhunter]

newton was a gay sugar daddy pass it on

[352364334737574fr-deactivated20]

my physics teacher in highschool and college physics prof both talked about how he had a forbidden love w his pal fatio lmao

[surprisebitch]

wow physics and calculus are gay pass it on

[dulceelena2000]

some of the funniest jokes on gravity falls

[fleur-desu]

You forgot 

[weirdness-is-good]

[runcibility]

I feel like this is the moment a young mutant just found out that his power is manifesting sliced bread

[sunshien-deactivated20220126]

i’m about to make tumblr user runcibility’s goddamn day

[feeshies]

one time i was talking to a girl and the only thing i could talk about was this movie. turns out my friends were trying to set me up with that girl. it didn’t work out.

[00000000000000000001111-deactiv]

[neonjude]

You would not believe your eyes

[pork-cutlet-phan]

If ten million fireflies

[nucleic-asshole]

Lit up the world as I fell asleep

[suntherians]

‘Cause they fill the open air

[john-got-locked]

And leave teardrops everywhere

[rainy-days-are-great-again]

You’d think me rude but I would just stand and stare

[shpenification]

I’d like to make myself believe

[fashizm]

that planet earth turns

[cisphobiatestredux]

Slowly

[straightedgedhigh]

It’s hard to say that I’d rather stay awake when I’m asleep

[bootstrapnation]

‘Cause everything is never as it seems

[shoutout2allmyrealafrikans]

‘Cause I’d get a thousand hugs

[genderunknownatbirth]

From ten thousand lightning bugs

[skinnyxliv]

As they tried to teach me how to dance

[you-nasty-j-bitches]

A foxtrot above my head

[vikingmetal-prussia]

A sock hop beneath my bed

[jordanthediamonddingo]

I’m left speechless

[neonjude]

Why’d you interrupt us pardner

[pork-cutlet-phan]

What is wrong with you pardner

[nucleic-asshole]

Are you proud of what you’ve done pardner

[suntherians]

Pardner

[john-got-locked]

Pardner

[rainy-days-are-great-again]

Pardner

[shpenification]

Pardner

[fashizm]

Pardner

[cisphobiatestredux]

Pardner

[straightedgedhigh]

Pardner

[shoutout2allmyrealafrikans]

Pardner

[bootstrapnation]

Pardner

[genderunknownatbirth]

Pardner

[skinnyxliv]

Pardner

[you-nasty-j-bitches]

Pardner

[vikingmetal-prussia]

Pardner

[zexrimion]

Why are all of the icons sheen?

[vikingmetal-prussia]

Sheen.

[trynottodrown]

[meglyman]

Mimic Octopus has had enough of Dancing Crab’s shenanigans

[bugcthulhu]

darn dancing crabs and their jazz crab hands

[blue-bower]

‘HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY H-“ “NO”

[batchygyo]

i cant control my hand suddenly

[no-chill-at-all]

[ithelpstodream]

[gloomyteens]

[childhoodblog]

REBLOG IF YOU READ THIS IN HIS VOICE

[fishoutofclouds]

Yo real talk he was fire as hell.

[racefaker]

Bisexual icon

[sailorzeo]

What the gifs don’t convey is the soundtrack: the opening to Guns N Roses “Welcome to the Jungle.” Perf.

[operahousebookworm]

This movie was so fucking underrated. I blame the marketing. They tried to sell it as a face-off between Will Ferrell’s character and Brad Pitt’s, all because they didn’t want to spoil the twist: that Metro Man dies 10 minutes in. But it’s not that much of a twist, because the entire story is about what happens if the villain actually wins, and what makes a villain in the first place. I think it also got buried by Despicable Me, which came out at the same time, but this is infinitely superior.

Seriously, if you’ve never seen Megamind, go watch it right now. 

[gladroy-deactivated20190407]

*Clears throat*

[lilblckraincloud]

I’ve been saying this for years but now we have proof that that was a sex scene in The Lion king