Lost in Thoughts...Found in Dreams

I'm really just a figment of my imagination--where truth lies in the eye (I) and heart of the beholder. Welcome to the misfit thoughts and melancholy dreams of a moody and meandering mind. Please leave shoes at the door and enter with care.

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My face when life feels like sh*t, and I can't poop:

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2022-Year of the (Water) Tiger

"In what distant deeps or skies, burnt the fire of thine eyes? On what wings dare he aspire? What the hand dare seize the fire?" (-William Blake)

Based on the Chinese calendar, the new year really begins on February 1, which means I have another month to procrastinate on my resolutions!

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Santa is also an anagram of Satan, make of that what you will!

(Satan=Lucifer--> Lightbringer?

Santa=the Judge of naughty children and red-nosed reindeer--> uses lumps of carcinogenic coal as punishment!)

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A Truth from the Ghost of Xmas Past:

“I told you, these are the shadows of the things that have been. That they are what they are, do not blame me.”

("Muppet Xmas Carol")

I don't blame the past. I blame the booze!

("Scrooged")

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The Island of Mentally Misfit Toys

Smiling on the outside, suffering on the inside.

The Dolly in 'Rudolph' Is Actually on the Island of Misfit Toys for a Heartbreaking Reason

Why is the doll a misfit toy in 'Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer'? Her backstory is actually quite sad.

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My anti-depressant donut...

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Why Am I Here?

Answer: Ask Google?

[langleavpoetry]

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Sometimes love hurts the most when it's not meant to be...

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Winter Fog

📷When I feel like mentally hibernating away from the world:

https://cdn.pixabay.com/photo/2020/01/15/11/08/tree-4767679_960_720.jpg

Winter is my constant home,

but who would ever know

because my pain keeps hidden

beneath the frigid snow.

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December 2021 (Already?!)

This Covid world feels crazy unreal. Self-isolation, masks, and mental distress are the new norm. So now I'm "normal"?

My mind and mood have been Elsewhere and Nowhere,

and Time is telling me to hurry up

to Somewhere or Anywhere

before it's too late.

*If it's too late, I might as well just try to make this hallucinatory doomsday ride as entertaining and self-enlightening as possible.*

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https://chibird.com/tagged/procrastination

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25.3k Likes, 160 Comments - ⭐️ ᴍᴀᴛɪʟᴅᴀ ⭐️ (@crazyheadcomics) on Instagram: “an ode to one of my favorite memes, the “hard to swallow pills” format. here are some of my…”

Pills overstocked in my mental medicine cabinet.

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Practice mindful madness!

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The New Yorker

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January 2020: Mini Krispy Kreme donuts!

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Calvin 🖤 instagram.com/itsPeteski

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Happy New Year ✨

.. And a lot of tasty cheese in 2020 🧀🌙

[misfitthinker]

Wish I may, wish I might

hear the wish I wish tonight.