I've started using "You're gonna get the three ghosts" as a jollythreat and I think it works really well because it's more than just "I think you're an ass," it's actually "I think everyone who knows you is being slowly poisoned by your negativity and jackassery, and I also believe you are entirely unaware of how much pain you bring to those other people, but the only way you could ever become aware of it is through divine intervention."














