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@misfuckery
I’ll be damned if I ever report surviving pr0n pictures (except for CP). Fuck st@ff and their shitty rules and that undeservedly iDolized corporation that’s strangled our freedom to be horny, most likely on purpose, and fuck the entire ‘Murikkka that gets its monopolistic hand in every pie.
I ain’t deleting anything either. If my 5mut dies it will go down proudly!
I can’t be bothered to back shit up, so if anything happens to my blog, I’ve got DA https://www.deviantart.com/carnie-vorex
P.S. if my fanart get lost, feel free to repost with credit, as far as I’m concerned it belongs to the internet now.
Gotta repeat it for the crowd I’ve drawn the biggest bunch of naughties for, heh...
::You’re next on my List.:: Have a spooky comm link from the leader of the DJD, along with spark squeeze and everything. Happy spooky day!
::O-Oh, I.:: He rubbed at the outside of his chest. Yeah, he knew what that was, but it was a little different when it actually happened to him. ::Haha, yeah. Very funny, Tarn.::::…Right? Tarn, this is a joke, right? Because I– We–::
::You’re not still mad about those monster are you?::
::You know I didn’t mean for that to happen.::
::My cyberforming? Is it my cyberforming? It’s my cyberforming.::
::Oh Primus what fine print did I not read…::
::I should be running, huh?::
::Yeah. Should totally be running.::
::No wait. It’d be too late for that.::
::No no. It was a joke, yeah? Come on, Tarn.::
::Tarn?::
assume the day I don’t drop everything to draw a stupid meme like this is the day I’m dead @partyatswerves
Transformers: About Sparklings
So I have a sparkling character. But my question is: ‘Til what age are they a sparkling ? Very few canon informations exist about Sparklings and the term itself seems to comes from the fandom (source: tfwiki). However it has been use in the comic since - I can’t remember witch issue but - something about a tf trying to insult an other in a very childish way and immediatly being glassed by his friend like “are you a sparkling or what?”
So I went on a little adventure in the two Transformers comic issue talking about baby Cybertronian (on the top of my head - there might be other but I don’t remember/read them) : - ROM Vs Transformers #1 - the Holiday Special - especially the second story
We’ll only talk about forged Sparklings in here. Constructed cold Sparklings are obviously differents.
First I’d like to signal that I do a difference between the words Sparkling and protoform. In my own headcanon (and ‘til proven wrong) protoform is the stage where the Cybertronian is forming his shape (baby) ; while sparkling is the fully formed Cybertronian but in their very youth (child).
Let’s go !
Following this page of the Holiday Special we gather: - Protoform are usually referred as “she”. - Protoforms can be of any shapes and size. - They’re warm til their true shape is found - Minutes are needed for a face. - Hours are needed for alt-mode/fonction clues - They look like mashmallows.
Now from these pages of ROM vs Transformer #1 we learn: - Protoform seems to look the same-ish in their starting form NOTE: I don’t think those are constructed cold bodies - Stardrive talk about “solidifying” meaning her metal wasn’t and so from my very limited knowledge in metal physic: not-hard-metal = warm metal - Any shape and size again: she’s bigger than ROM (whom is regular-size human ? I think ?) - Able to create sound/words but seems to take a lot of effort/energy - probably because they didn’t developped a voicebox yet and so are stuck like movie/TFP Bumblebee and his beeping. - Sparking have to learn to talk and social interactions - Five solar cycle (5 years) are needed to finish the development (I suppose cause it’s a date they took the time to stop at in the narration) and being able to transform. - On the next pages (not saved) the story continue and Stardrive is 10 years old during the comic.
We also have the very small fact that Cybertronian are put to work their function after 2 weeks of age. For those who don’t read MTMTE, Tailgate - the white one- was working on the Ark and after an accident fall in a deep sleep at the take-off. During the comic he comes out as a curious and young-minded bot.
So those are the fact I could gather from those pages. Now to the speculations ! - Again I feel the need to say that those are my personnal interpretation, you are welcome to disagree/agree/fight me! -
- Protoforms are warm marshmallows that needs hours to be able to function (aka walk/see/talk…) - they are probably to be protected by then because of their metal fragility. - They may start small (cybertronian baby size) to grow up their final size withing these hours of forming. - They look the same when forming the basic shape (1 torso, 2 leg,2 arms, a face, two eyes ect..) and develope their own identity once the basic are covered. - After five years their development is over and their shape is final - however they are still considered a child :
- They can work right fter the Sentio-Metallico cool off - I suppose they can learn to fight as well (in ROM vs Transformers, Stardrive become a knight at age 10 after 5 years of training).
“So How old a Cybertronian must be to not be a sparkling anymore ?” I still don’t know. Cybetronians can live millions of years while still acting young (source: Rodimus made before the war, aka 4 millions years ago and still act like a godhecking teen !) so: - I suppose that their “young” phase are longer than ours, human. - BUT, knowing that they are machine that can walk and talk within hours of their creation, I kinda also want that phase to be shorter - cause machine can learn faster blahblah.
IN SHORT: I STILL DON’T KNOW MAN I’M GONNA DECIDE A THING FOR MYSELF AND YOU’RE WELCOME TO MAKE YOU’RE OWN BUT I WANTED TO SHARE ABOUT SPARKLING CAUSE THEY ISN’T ENOUGH CONTENT FOR THE CUTE MARSHMALLOWS !! - Protoform: from creation to 5 hours (approx) - Become self-sufficient - Sparkling: from 5 hours to 5 years - they body finalised it’s design and they have learn all they need to correctly function as a proud member of the Cybertronian society.
HELLO I’M BACK WITH MORE INFRMATION/HEADCANONS ABOUT OUR LITTLE CUTIES !! So after some reading of the serie “Optimus Prime” here and there I came across more Sparklings examples of what I am going to call “phase”.
note: The sources are uncertain because, aside of “MTMTE/LL” I can’t follow a comic serie to save my life. But the images that follow are all from “Optimus Prime”
note2 : we are, once again, talking exclusively about “forged” transformers.
note3: Most of it are headcanons. So don’t take it as the Truth.
PHASE 1 : THE MELTED MESS ! (no I wasn’t really inspired for a name here… sorry)
Age: Right when the hot spot is activating. They’re… not really a thing. Mainly it’s the phase were the sentio metallico clamps around the spark and forms the main squeletton. The spark also gather enough metallico to form…
PHASE 2: THE BEANS !
Age: from hot spot time to let’s say 5 hours. You know them! You love them: it’s the cute marshmallows! This is when the deep coding is doing his works and the bean will slowly devellops it’s face and limbs to become…
PHASE 3 : THE SCRAPPY LITTLE GUYS! (to quote Arcee)
Age: from 5 to 24 hours. Less simplified than the beans those cybertronians are still called protoforms for they are not complete yet - I mean… no offense to no mouth transformers babes out there but the faces of the three example above REALLY feels not finished. However, unlike precedent phases, they are independant enough -even fighting-good-enough to surprise-attack an experienced warrior like Arcee- to move around and do basic stuff like -I suppose - learning. It is during this phase that the Cybertronian devellops their alt-mode. Then comes the
PHASE 4 AND FINAL: THE SPARKLINGS!
Age: form 24 hours to 5 years (approx) They are finished! Their Transformation cog is ready to activate a complete alt-mode and they can -technically- be a proud member of the Cybertronian society and start working ! How do I know this red bot is a sparkling ? Look at the phase3 that attacked Arcee -> same colors + he appears during “Optimus Prime: Annual” and is presented as living in Trypticon that was introduce as the “maker” of the recent hot spot. Due to him playing tug’o’war with Buster and the cheering ones being (that I assumed being sparklings too) I guess that the sparklings are still acting playfully even once fully formed. They still need to learn the social skills that society will ask them to get but they’re kids!
humansformers au where soundwave is a guy who carries an angry cat around inside his sweatshirt
humansformers au where soundwave is a guy who carries an angry cat around in a baby sling
transformers animated au where nobody on cybertron inexplicably speaks english and ratchet has to be a (shitty) translator for fanzone
Jetstorm: *in cybertronian* “Thank you Organic Fanzone, that will be all” Ratchet: “He said go fuck yourself, now leave”
exactly
You know what I really need? I really need Getaway in a bright, happy, kid-oriented TF series - whether it’s Cyberverse or something down the line. Just, he shows up and he’s the sweetest, friendliest, most helpful Autobot you can possibly imagine - “Go get ‘em, Scout! No worries, I’ve got your back!” “Aww, don’t be down on yourself, Bee! You’ll make a great leader someday! Trust your old pal Getaway, eh?” *BOMP* And all the fans who are new to the franchise or never read the comics love him, and all the comics fans are in the background screaming noooooo don’t trust him DON’T TRUST HIM…
… and we genuinely don’t know for the longest time whether he’s going to end up betraying everyone, or whether, in this universe, he’s exactly what he seems to be.
I need to know something, and this blog is seen by the most people. Does it show in my art that I’m toxic? Or is it just that I’m inconsistent and lose interest before I manage to catch the attention of fandoms?
I’m aware that I can be toxic in arguments, and working on it. I understand if people shun me because of that. But I am, first of all, my art. And I need to know if there’s a wrong to right in that aspect.
(For reference, the tag is #My stuff and NSFW is tagged)
It’s a fair question
The ones I write sure do
ULTRA MAGNUS ONLY HAD ONE SIP AND HE’S ALREADY LIKE
I was staring at this and then I remembered how small he actually is.
Swerve gave him something that was capable of making a mech THAT sized tipsy or worse. Minimus Ambus stood no chance.
Plus maybe he drank more than was a good idea because the Magnus armor does have a big mouth.
vos has a tongue now. "bleeeehhhhhh. bleh. bluhhhhghhghghhh. bluh bluh." "what are you doing" "bleeghhhahahhhrhghh" "i see"
Oooh my goodness…
Anon, please imagine… Vos and Helex tongue-blehming at each other.
They’re just sitting opposite together, not holding back at all making the weirdest noises and waggling their tongues all around.
And Tarn in the background just slowly putting his face in his hands and sighing.
The creepy kitty doing the blep is absolutely logical and necessary.
there are many atrocities in this world but none as severe as the fact that using transformers reaction photos isn’t common place
i mean
do you have any idea how many moods can only be conveyed by these images? do people make these powerful of expressions? i think not!
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IM TOTALLY WITH Y'ALL THO THIS IS GOOD CONTENT
Adding a few more to this blessing of a post~
Here’s another 10 for you.
Do not use flash or it might startle your Local Vos
I can’t believe it took me this long to realize that cygate can be summed up as:
And they were roommates.
Oh my god, they were roommates.
