[maykitz]

northernlion was reading out a sweet note his daughter wrote him in kindergarten that said "i know my dad loves me because he's my favorite person and i'm his favorite person" and someone commented "circular reasoning"

[weepingwidar]

Margaret Clarke (Irish, 1888-1961) - Ann with Cat (ca. 1924)

[bgm05]

[mint-swirl]

i’m on that weird shit. i’m jacking odd. disturbating. creeping my meat

[mint-swirl]

*scared* what’s gonna happen on june tenth

[salamispots]

gift rugs for friends I've slowly made over the past 2 years; they're approximately about 20" x 17"

[calebwittebane]

person typing into google search bar: obfuscate meaning

google ai overview: Understood! From now on, all meaning will be hidden from you, and you'll be forced to wade through the dreary vastness. Whether it's things you've always held dear, or new ideas you've yet to discover, nothing will make sense or appear to have any real value. This could be the beginning of a fascinating journey!

[wosp-reactivated]

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

[mindllessdreaming]

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

[buggyhuman-blog]

[rationalisms]

using a pumice stone isn't very butch of you

i need you to know that this is already a top contender for funniest anon message of the year for me

[mtsodie]

genuinely so obsessed with this twitter post

[hoziersgirlfiend]

this is crazy

[awildekazappears]

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] trancend, i need to vomit this loser out of me

[cryptotheism]

If staff reformed the ban system to stop banning trans women and used the resulting good will to re-introduce pornography, this site would become a juggernaut. It would swallow Twitter whole.

[glazeliights]

[hollowtones]

Holly how long should i boil my noodles for

If you don’t want to read the package directions I’m going to tell you to boil them for about thirty minutes & enjoy my new meal (name of “Wet Incident”)

[yellow-cat]

nothing good left in this world.

[dragon-png]

[saturnmortis]

(:3 っ)∋ <- seal

[junkbrainz]

(:3= っ)∋ <- walrus