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Welcome to night vale

The podcast where you don’t know what is happening 90% of the time also it’s very gay

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guns don’t kill people. people kill guns.

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the Night Vale NRA is selling bumper stickers that read: party in the front, reality in the back

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I love how the ship name for Cecil and Carlos is Cecilos because it rhymes with Helios as in Heliocentric as in the Sun is the center of our universe therefore Cecilos is the center of the Night Vale universe.

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Here have this ancient post from main

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mountains aren’t real. nuh-uh. show me a mountain. that’s not a mountain! what’s a mountain? who let you in here?

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Welcome to Night Vale aesthetic

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To the family and friends of Former Intern Chad Bowinger

This is a call-out post for being not just a brony but a furry in general. We know about the horse figurines.

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* Carlos running faster than everyone else out of a town hall meeting* 

Cecil: He’s so fast omg I bet he trains a lot and is ripped ugh 

Carlos internally: Keep running so you can’t look at Cecil’s back and his broad shoulders keep running keep running faster idiot he’s gaining on yOU RUN FASSTER!! 

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"YOU CAN'T CATCH ME, GAY THOUGHTS!"

-Carlos, probably

[tinyplasticbaby]

in loving memory of cecil palmer

he aint dead i just love remembering him

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Steve Carlsberg: You're spying on us?

Sherrif Sam: Well I wouldn't call it spying...'cause that would make me feel bad.

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As a politician, pointing fingers makes me very nervous.

Pamela Winchell

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Kevin: Sounds like an opportunity to launch an offensive.

Daniel: Yeah, and you should attack, too.

Lauren: No, if I do that, Tamika will break free of her cell and fight me. I'll need to bide my time. Wait for just the right moment.

Kevin: Ah, do nothing at all. It's that kind of evil scheme that keeps you feared around the globe.

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Lauren: As my great-aunt used to say: "No retreat! No surrender!"

[Tamika Flynn shows up]

Lauren: Retreat! Surrender!

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how to know if tumblr has been eating your asks: send yourself anywhere between 5-10 asks, ( anon or not ) but have each ask be nothing but an order in which you sent them.

i.e: the first ask says ‘1′, the second says ‘2′, etc etc.

i sent myself ten of these, both on anon and not. This was all i received back:

Tumblr is now eating asks along with notifications. We must be more interactive than ever if we want keep this form of entertainment we call the rpc. Go ahead and warn your friends or test this for yourselves.. This post is reblogable.

[faunafemes]

I just sent myself five of these. none of them came through.

[thedogandthewitch-deactivated20]

I just did this myself last night and out of the ten ask I sent myself only one came through.

Please know if I’m not responding to you, your ask, or your messages, I am not willingly ignoring you. I am however doing my best to try and stay in contact with everyone.

[toujours-fidele-deactivated2018]

okay welp i just tried it and only the last one came through so if i ignore your ask: 

1. it didn’t go through (message me or send it again)  

2. i’m a lazy bitch and i’ll get to it eventually

[missleeismyname-deactivated2020]

Guys I’m never wilfully ignoring you! Please let me know if this seems like it’s happening 

[aurumacadicus]

Nice, gasoline on this dumpster fire of a website, that’s what we needed

[firelightmystic]

Hahaha sent five, nothing back, and this explains why I never get Zelbear’s asks…

[sabrecmc]

If I’ve missed your ask, sorry!

[onemuseleft]

Well, this explains a lot.

[warp6]

Boosting! This is current as of June 18, 2018.

[beckettmariner-deactivated20200]

THIS SON OF A BITCH WEBSITE ONLY GAVE ME 1 OF THE 10 I SENT

[jenkinshasasmallrod]

I’ve been a frequent victim of this and also I forget to check my inboxes so like….yeah

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Simone Rigado: When I was goin' through these questions, I was a little disturbed by yours.

Carlos: H...How did you know which one was mine? I thought, I thought it was anonymous.

Simone Rigado: You're the only one with "Star Trek" notebook paper.

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Things I Remembered Re-Listening To S1 WTNV

I missed Night Vale so much damn

I still don't know that first episode by heart somehow. Tragic.

"The Bus Is Late" by Sattelite High is one of the best weather sequences

Cecil is hopeless gay. Just. Oozing it.

"And I fell in love instantly" you and the rest of the listeners

It's honestly really dark. Like, really dark.

Also sensual

"Do you get....sexually aroused....by carpal tunnel syndrome?"

"If so, that....would be weird. Not to be judgemental but....that would be really weird."

At one point Cecil had a crush on Huram McDaniels. Episode 12. The Candidate. Fucking listen to that and try and tell me he wasn't a tiny bit gay for a literal five-headed dragon

GUSHING OVER CARLOS ON LIVE-ASS RADIO OH MY GOD

There's more but it's been a long week at work but I discovered it's impossible to cry when listening to Cecil's deep-ass voice be fucking gay gay gay gAY