be frank and explicit

Brocklehurst, Mandy. 6th year, Ravenclaw, half-blood, loud.

[posh-lavender-brown-deactivated]

Two words

[posh-lavender-brown-deactivated]

Oh good, I was slightly worried that people were thinking I would cheat on him if given the opportunity. Which I absolutely wouldn’t.

No you definitely don’t want him to see you like that unless he’s on top of you. You should catch him then, that’s a good idea. Before any other girls get in there. 

[miss-brocklehurst]

I know you wouldn't, Lav! I don't know what other people are thinking, but if that's it, their idea is absolutely wrong.

Oh, he doesn't necessarily need to be on top of me. In fact, I think I'd prefer him not to. I could make him a little suprise while he's under the shower. Though perhaps I should find him and talk to him first. I don't want him to be too surprised.

[posh-lavender-brown-deactivated]

Two words

[posh-lavender-brown-deactivated]

Even if Viktor Krum wanted to, and let’s face it he’d be mad not to, I wouldn’t do that to Ron. He’s far too good to me. But you should go for it. Maybe just keep it classy and don’t get shirtless right away.

Oh no I won’t be jogging with him…if I have to jog to see him shirtless it’s so not worth the effort. 

[miss-brocklehurst]

That was my next thought. About Ron, I mean. I didn't even think of getting shirtless in front of Viktor Krum until you suggested it.

It's so worth the effort, I should think! But then again I'm not sure if I want him to see me all sweaty and red in the face. Maybe I should catch him before he leaves?

[miss-brocklehurst]

[morag-mac]

Ugh.

[morag-mac]

Of course you do. I’d love to be known as the girl who spread mono throughout Hogwarts. I’m sure your mum would be proud.

Really, if that’s the only insults you have about me. I think I can sleep at night. Unlike you, I don’t have to ride on my looks. 

[miss-brocklehurst]

Excuse me? I didn't spread it. I only accidentally gave it to Michael, and that was ages ago anyway.

You basically can't, but if that's not an issue, then it's only better for you. Oh, and I didn't think I was insulting you. What a shame. I was simply stating facts. 

[posh-lavender-brown-deactivated]

Two words

[posh-lavender-brown-deactivated]

Apparently he enjoys a shirtless jog in the mornings.

I might start getting up earlier to enjoy it with him. Well… I wouldn’t be shirtless to, just enjoying the sight of him shirtless.

[miss-brocklehurst]

...But you might end up shirtless later? Oh, sorry, I shouldn't have. I almost forgot you've got Ron.

Could we perhaps jog with him in turns?

[delilah--robins-deactivated2014]

"I love the way muggles believe that magic is just an illusion."

[miss-brocklehurst]

Since when do you have such intimate knowledge on what Muggles believe?

[morag-mac]

Ugh.

[morag-mac]

Either way, you’ve developed quite a reputation for yourself. One I don’t think you should be proud of.

They’re being nice to you, Mandy. There is a difference between being nice and being a real friend. Nobody likes a bitch. -rolls her eyes- No one else wants to talk to me? Really? You obviously know nothing about me. And I’m quite nice when people aren’t calling me a box head.

[miss-brocklehurst]

I'm not surprised that you don't think, and it wouldn't interest me much if you did anyway. And to be quite honest, I haven't got any problems with my reputation so far.

I'm sorry. I really am terribly sorry that you have a big rectangular bulky head and a boyish body with no trace of tits whatsoever. I don't think there's anything we can do about it, though.

[posh-lavender-brown-deactivated]

Two words

Viktor Krum

[miss-brocklehurst]

I'll die if you don't share any details with me immediately!

[traceyofslytherin-deactivated20]

Bollocks!

[traceyofslytherin-deactivated20]

Better to be an open bitch than to hide behind a mask of sweetness like everyone else here does. At least people know what they are getting when it comes to me. [shrugs with a bored expression ]

[miss-brocklehurst]

Ooh, I see you've gotten rather philosophical. I'll keep your senseless babbling in mind. Any other life advice you'd like to share with us today?

[morag-mac]

Ugh.

[morag-mac]

Friends or one night stands? Keep throwing yourself at boys and you might develop more then a reputation for just being unbearable. I have quite a lot of friends, you just wouldn’t know because the girls in our dorm can’t stand you.

Learn some manners? And who is going to teach me? You Mandy?

[miss-brocklehurst]

I'm not throwing myself at boys, they're throwing themselves at me. It's a bit of a difference, don't you think?

I reckon I would've worked it out by now if the girls in our dorm couldn't stand me. Unfortunately, they still hang out with me. Could that possibly mean that they like me? That can't be it. [waves hands and arms in ridiculous exaggeration] And well, I don't think you're too happy with that, but it seems that no one else wants to talk to you, because you're that lame. Won't hurt to bee a tiny bit nicer, will it?

[miss-brocklehurst]

It's killing me.

[tony-goldstein-blog]

It doesn’t work like that, Mandy. [takes a deep breath and steps away from her] Damn it. Why do you have to do this? [crosses his arms over his chest] I’m over you Mandy. I like someone else now.

[miss-brocklehurst]

Someone else? As in not me? This isn't happening. This isn't actually happening. You can't do that to me.

How can it not hurt you to hurt me?

[kol-calamity-blog]

I Need Entertainment

ANONYMOUS TIME!!!! (or ask in character!)

HYE have you ever?

FMK fuck marry kill

KHC kiss hug cuddle

NML a night, a month or for life?

AMA ask me anything

HON hot or not?

WWY well would you?

WYR would you rather? 

TOD truth or dare?

SMW ship me with?

TOT this or that?

WIS who I ship? (with myself, or with others — specify) 

or anything else hilariously entertaining you can think of! 

[morag-mac]

Ugh.

[morag-mac]

They might be rather fond of you, Mandy but it has nothing to do with your personality. More about those twins on your chest.

Well, I’m glad we got that out of the way. Now don’t you have someone else to torture with your screechy voice and terrible attitude?

[miss-brocklehurst]

As long as they're bouncy enough to make friends for me, it doesn't really matter. And anyway, no one's fond of you because of your personality as well since you don't even have one.

You annoying little cunt. You'd like to learn some manners first, wouldn't you?

[morag-mac]

Ugh.

[morag-mac]

Ah, there is the Mandy Brocklehurst we all can’t stand.

Thank you for clearing that up. I was wondering if you thought I was ugly and now I can die happy to know I’ll never be as pretty as you. It’s also wonderful to know that I have a bulky box head and a unhealthily thin body. Anything else you’d like to point out?

[miss-brocklehurst]

All? Now that's funny. I thought the boys were rather fond of me.

I don't think so. It pretty much sums everything up all right.

[miss-brocklehurst]

It's killing me.

[tony-goldstein-blog]

  I can’t? Why not? You did! You’re the one that walked away from me when I was more than willing to stay with you forever. Don’t do this now. I don’t trust you… I don’t trust that in some months time you won’t be looking for something new again and toss me aside like I mean nothing again.

[miss-brocklehurst]

I would never do that. I can promise. I can swear. I could kneel, if you want me to. Just give us another chance. Don't reject me. Please.

[morag-mac]

Ugh.

[morag-mac]

I guess my frail looking body can take a hit.

Hi Mandy.

[miss-brocklehurst]

Hello Morag.

I think my words might have been a little bit ambiguous because you seem to have misinterpreted them. What I meant was that your bulky box of a head appears to be just as ugly as usual. I gather, therefore, that it didn't suffer much damage caused by this most unfortunate hit.

[morag-mac]

Ugh.

Got hit in the face with a Quaffle.

Is my face swelling?

[miss-brocklehurst]

I can't really see a difference.