Ostrich Nest

Ashi. Flappy Bird Master. I honestly dont know what I post anymore.

[alkiores]

[thememedaddy]

[aeoliantectrix]

1) why are you RIGHT

2) hotdong

3) bamhurger

[miss-ostrich]

Finally watched Supernatural this year. Just finished today. I knew how it ended cuz im chronically online but wow. I see now why y'all were so angry. The second to last episode ends so nicely. A wonderful little montage and a ride off into the sunset. Then they slapped on that last episode and thought they did something?? I understand wanting to show Sam and Dean finally get their rest and reward in heaven but at what cost??

[memorycycle]

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

[canongf-archive]

my self insert isn’t a mary sue it’s just accurate i’m this sexy and good at everything in real life too

[astrangeenchantedboy]

thinking about when i was small, how my mom told me that pipe cleaners were just a tool until people started idly shaping things with them and it grew so popular that they were marketed as crafting materials. and that story about how the original frisbees were disposable pie plates that students flattened to throw. and how when i was a child i had a wooden mancala set with shiny, colorful stones, but on invention it was played with rocks and grooves dug into the dirt. and middle school, paper football and tic-tac-toe and mash and mad libs, games that just need pen and paper. and before that, games of pretend with pirates and princes and masked marauders. how at slumber parties after lights out, we used to whisper storytelling games, i say one sentence and you say the next. and shadow puppets. and the way all the kids in the neighborhood used to divide into teams and throw fallen pine cones at one another. and the floor is lava game, and the quiet game, and the games i play with my coworkers that are just words and retention. and "put a finger down" on the high school bus. and little girls clapping together, and how the first jump-rope was undoubtedly just a length of rope who knows how long ago, and how natural it is to play, how we seek play at every age and with any resources we have and with whatever time we can squeeze it into in a day. i'm not an anthropologist or a psychologist but i think after food and shelter and water and air what comes next is games and stories and laughter. i think that there is nothing -- not sex or fighting or forming unlikely bonds with animals -- there is nothing more human than to play.

[kaijuno]

[dappermouth]

when your cat licks his paw…then rubs his head with the paw… wow….that’s his shmapoo and conditioner…..

[demilypyro]

Personally I think I'm shockingly normal for someone who has spent every day on the internet since they were 12

[valtsv]

i don't want to have to learn how to "emote" using my "facial expressions" and "tone of voice" i just want wings and a tail that i can move around to indicate my emotional state

[epilepticsaints]

[unbotheredmuse]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[bogleech]

or instead of just confusing them they feel actively threatened and disrespected by it and your only instinctive reaction to that is that even more explaining can fix it

[kvotheunkvothe]

they took to it like a duck to water: they began naturally, almost effortlessly, and were immediately in their element

they took to it like a baby otter to water: screaming, certain they were dying, hating every minute of it despite being perfectly suited to the conditions

[falseknees]

The volume IS the message

[grilled777art]

I have an emotional connection to this image

Oh to be but a cat, with a silly hat, and melancholic gaze 😌

[fridayiminlovemp3]

fucked up that i can’t listen to a podcast, listen to an album, study, draw, read a book, watch a tv show, watch a movie, journal, facetime a friend, go on a hike, go on a run, and bake all at the same time 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 guess the only option is to do nothing