im not a bot, ive just been gone a while

Im back with less brain cells than ever. Now with 40% less gender and approx. 80% more gay

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[lilli-sturmreiter]

[memeuplift]

[larval-tear]

it’s crazy how a double bacon cheeseburger is probably the single healthiest thing a human can eat

[bigmeatpete69420]

This princess forgot about super glue

[larval-tear]

sorry i am a dumb bitch

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[kinggizzard]

im quitting tumblr

[wwubwubwubwuubwub-deactivated20]

ok see u tomorrow

[kinggizzard]

this post is now 10 fucking years old

[xenasaur]

and ur ass is still here

[depsidase]

[suigintou]

wikipedia editors are like if redditors were monks

[kaijuno]

[thememedaddy]

[kaijuno]

[thathomestar]

just cast the fire spell. dip shit

[myrfing]

imagine if your boyfriend was like I can smell an ant. and started tracking

[miss-patient]

im back. i will not elaborate

[elkii]

me: *frantically searching my room for that One Thing that I know I put Somewhere Around Here*

that Thing as soon as I give up and sit back down at my desk, defeated:

[thetallflower]

[fuckboyzuko]

I love you Stardew Valley I love you Stray I love you Untitled Goose Game I love you indie games with no microtransactions that understand having fun is the whole, entire point.