miss erin patricia

Your past does not define you. I am Erin, single 25 year old girl who is still trying to find her way. I have had this blog for many years and I tend to come and go. If you have any questions just ask, I'm nice, promise. ♡

[weavemama]

apparently being exposed as an untrustworthy president is “unfair” but okay

[yourecanceled]

The fact that he called himself a politician smh. You’re not a politician and you’re not even a good businessman.

[ruinedchildhood]

[chicfeast]

[bullletproof-love]

Don’t tell your daughter that when a boy is mean or rude to her it’s because he has a crush on her. Don’t teach her that abuse is a sign of love.

[comic-canary]

My mom always taught me yell or fight back. Boys would be mean and I would yell back. I would get my ass pinched and I would smack them as hard as I could.

Who alway got in trouble? Me.

They would call my mother and she always came in and lectures my teachers and threatened to sue for making her miss work and treating me poorly.

She always taught my brothers to respect women. The only fights my brothers ever got in was defending women from someone else.

The school tried to call my father once instead of my mother on us. He came in in his full preacher outfit (being a preacher and all) and gave them an entire sermon on what would Jesus day of he was called in. They decided dealing with my mom was better.

[edmundo-noches-buckley]

I think my favorite story of this is when some kid snapped my bra and I turned around, didn’t even think about it, and punched that little motherfucker right in the nose.

So naturally, I end up in the principal’s office, refusing to apologize. 

“He shouldn’t have put his hands on me and I wouldn’t have hit him!” That’s the only thing I was saying.

These people had the unfortunate luck of catching my dad at home, instead of my mom. So he comes fucking sauntering in there, like he’s Clint fucking Eastwood in some western movie and looks at me. 

“Melissa, did you punch him?” 

“Yes.” I said. 

“Why?” 

“Because he snapped my bra strap.” 

And he turns his squinty eyed glare to the principal and says, “You’re telling me my daughter is in trouble because that squirrely looking kid put his hands on her and she chose to defend herself? That’s what you are saying to me.” 

“Well, sir-” The man kind of stuttered because my dad is kind of intimidating in the quiet sort of way that kind of whispers in the back of your mind that this person could be dangerous. “Melissa did make it physical.” 

“No. That kid put his hands on my daughter. Are you saying my daughter cannot defend herself when some boy decides to put hands on her? Is that what you are teaching my girl?” 

I didn’t get suspended that day.  

[lotrlocked]

*slow clap for excellent parenting*

[ive-got-a-dark-side]

This is the parent I want to be omg

[elenamorelli]

[misserinpatricia]

[misserinpatricia]

[misserinpatricia]

[coldtake]

[lagonegirl]

She got him 😂 

[crimeshetyped]

Fr though that’s all they talk about is “females ” and gay men like get a fucking life already 😂

[tevenm-deactivated20170522]

maybe he meant how there is a worldwide (but more intense in America) to feminize our black men. The government does things like put atrazine in foods specifically in low income areas, water etc to flip hormones. If you haven’t noticed since the “war on drugs & crime” there has been a campaign to take black male figures from the homes of families and jail them for “petty” offenses. A black man can serve years in prison for a small piece of rock while a white man can serve days and a slap on the wrist for a bag of powder. They want to feminize black male figures so they can start depopulating us, if everyone is gay no one has to worry about black people doing anything because they are so little in population. This is bigger than “oh let them be free and black blah blah” this is a serious problem. Our men who support women are being influenced and chemically modified to not be providers anymore. The hard workers who build homes and shelters and bring home food and hold the family down is changing in front of our face. Eventually you will have a vastly large population of gay black men… Then what? It was cute back then right? But the black population is declining, you cant find a good nigga because you have to worry about him being down low etc .. Come on black people wake up and research and see whats going on.. Im am in NO WAY against gay people, I am just explaining this is a reality we have to face, this activity should’nt be supported so heavily because eventually it will be us who gets fucked harder than we’ve been as a people ..

wake up . 

[evilrashida]

Whatever the government puts in the water must be making you niggas stupid as fuck too cause this is by far the dumbest shit I’ve read in a very long time.

[trapcard]

Girl this is some tea y'all better wake up and stop letting the government gayify out water and chemically make our men gay!

[corporatebigwig]

i dumped atrazine in the water supply

[capacity]

When will Usher fuck me

[poizoned]

This is the secret gay agenda straights were talking about a few years ago

[ohjezebel-deactivated20180604]

[chardos]

Red Panda Appreciation Post

[nayrefusesyou-liar]

Sucks I’ll have to focus on me. I’m not allowed any distractions anymore.

[uru-viel]

The Anita Blake series would suck SO HARD. Like, your sole hope would be that either 1) you don't end up being interesting, to anyone, for any reason (ie: don't stand out, don't make waves, and look as average as possible) or 2) become a shapeshifter and hope you're dominant as hell or end up in a good pack/pard/whatever.

True or just stay out of where ever Anita Blake is

[unshrink]

Interviewer: “okay so, why should we offer you this place?”

Me: 

[keeganallennews]

[iamnevertheone]