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I'm a wife, sister, daughter. College graduate. Linguist. Blogger. Photographer.

[moved-to-naltorians-blog]

[gayassjana]

I’m losing my SHIT

[cyborgsmanifesto]

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

[4velitta4]

I feel like this could be useful in my future

[astrologypixies-deactivated2016]

REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT

[missezskirtoo]

I finally think I want to have a baby.

[gayboyslife69]

[emotionally-violette-deactivate]

*fucks up entire life* ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ schwoopsie

[thewingsofthelastbird]

[mymysterymeat]

[missezskirtoo]

Madeline: Oh, are you suggesting a, how do you say, “ménage à trois”?

Chloe: Really? You’re really asking how to say “ménage à trois”? It’s a fucking French word, you little bitch!

[missezskirtoo]

Homework and beer. #talesofanHIMmajor (at Bullseye Lounge)

[missezskirtoo]

It's like riding a bicycle.... And falling off a lot. (at Speedway)

[missezskirtoo]

.... My rental came with a dragonfly?

[missezskirtoo]

#papercut #talesofanHIMmajor (at St. Mary Medical Center)

[missezskirtoo]

#talesofanHIMmajor (at Dunes Medical Professional Building at Indiana University Northwest)

[missezskirtoo]

Last day here. #datspeedylyfe

[missezskirtoo]

I'm a teenage girl. #plussome

[missezskirtoo]

#stovetop #coffee.

[missezskirtoo]

I'm really not sure wtf I did to my #nails.