Miss Fizzypop's Toonblr

Hi, I'm Maddie. • Miss Fizzypop • 103 Laff • Trapless •

[ashleytoontown08]

when someone is telling a story but all of people know they lyin

[cogdashian-blog]

nice tbhsid

[the-cogfather]

when your friends go out together and don’t invite you

[cogratulations-blog]

proper  table etiquette

jump on the table and explode to let your servers know that you’re done eating

[notoriouspgq]

SO TODAY IS MY BEST FRIEND SADIE FIDDLEPOP’S (aka Taylor’s) BIRTHDAY. She’s the greatest person ever, so everyone should go here and follow her if you aren’t already and wish her a happy birthday :) love you sadiepops

[sadiepops]

OMG ILY

[sadiepops]

So my sister, missfizzypop (Maddie), is actually the most talented and hilarious person I know. These were her birthday presents to me and I’m actually dying because it’s all so great. And yes, she handmade that Sadie pillow pet!

[riot-ing]

Basically

[toontowntrash-blog]

oh

[luretraining]

avoiding ur responsibilities like

[cadence-acres]

parents telling you to be social more like

[ali-shat]

me at church

[haricat-blog]

[burtur]

selfie lol about to paradigim shift these noobs

[toonvalleycats]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Toony Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Cog HQs, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in doodle warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire toontown armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this tooniverse, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the tooniverse and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the wedding cake storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Tooniverse Marine Gag Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

[quackintosh-blog]

[ultrabeast69]

im home alone you know what that means *plays toontown on full volume*

[toontoown]

I call it the ‘Curl Up Beauty Parlor,’ because you can curl up in a chair while I curl up your hair! I would start coloring hair too, but “Curl Up & Dye” would look bad on the sign.

Smudgy Mascara’s trading card (via toontoown)