i can feel your pulse through the pages…

Where I rant and write and draw for anything I’m obsessed with (Nace, Kanej, Shourtney, etc) Ask box is always open for fic prompts! (ao3 is same name)

[ghostcey]

Smosh Characters in No I'm Not A Human!

[spectresmut]

my favourite podcasters

[ohandalso]

once you put your wesper goggles on with your kanej thinking cap and with helnik in your heart you can truly make any song about the crows. the possibilities become endless

[asystolle]

THE PITT: 2.11 - 5:00 PM

[divorcedfranklangdon]

A little empathy goes a long way

[ladyellsa-deactivated20260306]

I'm watching Six of Crows videos on YouTube and thinking about my long ago headcanon of Jordie being alive, unbeknownst to Kaz of course, and the reason why he survived the plague was because he was actually a grisha healer and his powers hadn't manifested yet due to the conditions that he and Kaz were living in. And Jordie wasn't actually sick with the plague, he had inadvertantly drawn the plague into his own body, which is why Kaz survives.

The idea I've muddled about with for years is that Jordie does return to Ketterdam as an adult, having wound up in Novyi Zem, and having become a very powerful healer and a very rich man (jurda farmer perhaps). He's become a father, has a spouse and another baby on the way, and his son Sam is Grisha as well. Sam is kidnapped by the Shu delegation on a trip, and word gets to Jordie to hire the Crows to track Sam down and rescue him. He meets Jesper and Wylan first, and they agree to discuss this with Kaz and Inej, simply referencing their friends as the King and Queen of Ketterdam. Jesper notes how much their new friend looks like Kaz but shoves that thought away until Kaz walks in and he's seeing double and freaks the fuck out.

The brothers recognize each other in an instant. Both very rich men, very powerful men who have built families and lives that are essentially mirrors of each other. Kaz is furious, Jordie is even more furious, but he does agree to help Jordie find Sam when Jordie offers five hundred thousand kruge.

That's pretty much what I got plotwise, but a few other tidbits are Sam meeting Kaz when they find where he's being kept and Sam immediately trusting Kaz because Kaz looks like his papa. 🥺 Of course, this whole mission results in Kaz being shot in his bad leg and essentially being completely crippled. But I have this scene in my head where Jesper and Jordie kneel beside their brother and Jesper draws the bullet out of Kaz's leg, while Jordie heals the gunshot wound in an instant. He does offer to heal Kaz's leg in full, but Kaz turns him down.

[neptune-scythe]

[bberry005]

watched the pitt. here is my contribution. santos and langdon my absolutely beloved workplace enemies who refuse to acknowledge they are the same person in slightly different fonts

[lesbianpraetor]

The strongest theme of The Pitt for me is how nothing is how the public expects it. You think you know how unhoused people look like? No, he can be a fourth year med student doing his best. CSA survivor with a best friend who committed suicide? she's the meanest R1 who is not letting injustice slide and gets so excited about every procedure. The addict and the woman going through a miscarriage are the most competent senior residents you've ever seen. The attending saving the day at the last minute is an amputee.

Noah Wyles and his team really said "Nothing in ER departments is how it's supposed to be from the 12-hour wait times to the lack of blood, but people going through what would be anybody else's worst day are the only thing keeping the american healthcare system together"

[drmelking]

[divorcedfranklangdon]

what in the Wattpad

[sometimes-petty]

Conversation carried out throughout the shift

[thepittsource]

THE PITT | 2.01

[sammroo167]

you’ve got double approval from your beloved ER cowboys, no notes

[lilac-hecox]

Top Ten Smosh Dynamics of 2025 As Voted By Smoshblr

→ 3: Shayne & Courtney

“Great job co-worker!”

Gif cred: @hipsternumbertwo

[sageandred]

"Percabeth is being developed too fast." are we forgetting that Percy had a crush on her since he was 12 (oblivious about it) and Annabeth had a crush on him since she was 12 (not oblivious about it). THIS is percabeth.

[wizardcowgirls]

Realistically nothing will ever make me feel like the line “and it was pretty much the best underwater kiss of all time” did at age 12 and that’s ok