✧The Broker! (৹ᴗ•)✧

"If it's an eye for an eye then we all go blind!" (( I'll try and be more active from now on! ))

[missingacolyte]

the lazily made intro post lmao

I want to be active

so uh this is a broker blog I think which is cool, and I'm like, a minor so don't do weird stuff please, thanks. so like just, no NSFW or any of that stuff y'know.

im fine with having my ask box flooded because I want attention from people :)

shipping is not only fine, but encouraged, the more people we get in this polycule, the better.

scyker is peak and I'm afraid of making asks to any scythe accounts because of it

the account where I post my art is @inuusak

I go by he/him but I don't mind other pronouns, broker goes by any pronouns

I'll use "" for broker when directly speaking to someone, I won't use it if broker is speaking to someone from a telephone

magic anons come get me I beg of you

so yeah that's that

have fun

[missingacolyte]

Do you love your boss, Broker?

It seems that maybe you two might be more than friends, from an outside observer.

That's quite a thing to assume, friend... But you wouldn't be too far off in assuming that.

She's a very close friend of mine and I do spend a lot of time with her. We like to do a myriad of things, and maybe not all of them involve chatting or hanging up horns onto her wall.

She's a very charming person and I appreciate her a lot.

You wouldn't be too far off in assuming that we're...

...

Yeah, I love her.

[missingacolyte]

*punch*

Wh- HEY!! I didn't feel that but it was still rude!!

[missingacolyte]

What is it like when you're beheaded?

Feels the same as always, like nothing! But I do feel a bit disoriented knowing I can't move my body... thankfully I have no nerves to feel phantom pain!

Although my favorite part is when The Doc or Boss stitch me back together! It never gets old!

[missingacolyte]

Yo you alive?

(OOC: yeah, I'm alive but I don't respond a lot to asks because I overthink my responses too much and I'm too afraid to take the jump and press the "post" button so I eventually forget about them 😭😭😭)

[missingacolyte]

Whats your gear? Thats it that's the entire question.

If I were to answer that question it would just ruin the mystery!

We both know that's no fun! So I'll have to keep you guessing for now!

Maybe someday you'll find out, hehe!

[missingacolyte]

hii how is u?

-💫

I am doing fine, if not for a few mishaps here and there, but mostly fine!

[missingacolyte]

what if you were secretly the true eye...................

(OOC: how do I seriously respond to this 😭😭)

[missingacolyte]

What if you were a deity?

...no.

He looks visibly uneasy at the question

[missingacolyte]

How would you feel if Scythe were a deity?

I couldn't bring myself to look...

...to look upon something so bright.

[missingacolyte]

boops

visibly uncomfortable

[missingacolyte]

Who's your favorite of the phighters? (besides scythe)

My favorite? If I had to pick...

I think I'd go with Rocket! The kid's got potential, even if he's not the biggest fan of my work.

Besides, he's fun to mess with, hee hee!

[missingacolyte]

What’s your opinion on Scythe?

She's wonderful... Truly the best boss I could ask for.

I simply can't put into words how much she's special to me. I'd go on for hours!

I do wish I could spend more time with her.

His cheeks flushed with a faint tone of cyan

Maybe I'm saying too much...

[missingacolyte]

Hey. Hopefully you arent too disagreeing on me eating your horns, right? I've done it to about 3 Medkits, for your information.

But I guess it's time for another cultish... sighhh

NOM NOM NOM NOM

- @thehorneaterguy

"W-Wha!? Those are important! Spit them out!!"

[missingacolyte]

Broker i committed a murder, how i hide body? :(

Well you could bury it, dissolve it in acid, hide it in your refrigerator, throw it in the lake, throw it in a barrel of salt and into a pit, inside an empty apartment, bury it under a garden, maybe even bury a dead pet above the corpse to avoid suspicion. You could even cook it and eat it! Or cut it up and flush the pieces down the toilets of many different hotels... Maybe I'm getting a bit out of hand...

Well, in any case. Good luck with that corpse! Trust me, you'll never forget the smell.

Yours Truly, The Broker

[missingacolyte]

baps you

Gah! You caught me off guard!

[missingacolyte]

have a kitty

Broker now has a cat

Well... I guess I have to come up with a name for this thing now...