“You know what, let’s just stick with your plan.”
“You still owe me donuts, you know.”
“I challenge you to a Pokemon battle!”
“I am so sick of this same crap over and over again.”
“Can we like…..not do that?”
“This is the worst idea ever.”
“C’moooooon, it’ll be fun!”
“Get your ass out of bed, we have shit to do.”
“I think I might be high….oh no wait, that’s an actual dragon.”
“Hello? Is it you I’ve been looking for?”
“That was the lamest joke I’ve ever heard.”
“You might say…..IT’S OVER 9000!”
“Please explain to me why you have a camel, 5000 dollars in cash, and some panties on your head.”
“Why, hello there seeeeeeee- I mean, good morning.”
“Why is your Google history filled with pictures of no-so-cute cats?”
“You might want to go put out the ‘accidental’ fire that I may or may not have set while you weren’t looking.”
“Ha. Hahaha. Haaaaaaaa…. okay I’ll shut up now.”
“What’s your favorite color? My favorite color is the color of Death itself.”
“Here, hold this chicken for me, thanks.”
“Alright, why is the shit taking an Internet- I mean…….goddamnit.”
“She might be cute, but she slaps HARD.”
“Um, yeah, it might be a good idea to put the battleaxe on the ground before anybody gets hurt.”
“I have spaghetti, so this is going to be a great plan.”
“Oh, let’s see YOU try and babysit with a flock of seagulls swarming your hair!”
“BEES! NOT THE BE- oh wait, these are wasps. WASPS! NOT THE WASPS!”
“Everybody shut up, I need to boost my ego some more.”
“You get back here this instant, or I will fill your locker with honey.”
“I wonder what would happen if I covered a llama with molasses.”
“I am the sand guardian. Guardian of the sand.”
“Aw, c’mon, I was at the final boss!”
“Get away from me before I punch you in the Unmentionables.”
“Extremely wet tackle hug! Also, I broke a few windows on accident, but let’s forget that since we’re hugging.”
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