This Is Great British Bake Off, You Heathen

Jessie. 24. Long Island/NYC. Eventual Pharmacology Ph.D.

[labella-instagram]

[thebootydiaries]

me: *is left alone with my thoughts for more than two seconds*

me: the suffering begins

[webkinzpossum]

simply here to vibe

[deactivated334879-deactivated20]

and on April 13th, 2006, niel banged out the tunes, and it was good

[croathia]

[timeaway]

[girthakitt-blog]

current emotions

[missjessisamess]

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[hypat1a]

[thebootydiaries]

me before working out: i dont wanna do this

me while working out: I D O N T W A N N A D O T H I S

me after working out: WOW, i am simply phenomenal. every drop of blood running through my veins is graced with the ichor of the gods, i am an olympic athlete

[igmakeup]

[missjessisamess]

Hairs have been cut; Nose has been pierced

[swiftmendeshoran]

All i wanted was for tom brady not to win...

[taryn-lindquist]

[oh-archivist]

me: how am i single

me: *emotionally detached, picky af, doesn’t go out at all, has disgusting habits, too shy to talk to anyone they find cute, etc.*

me: how am i single

[dimedog]

i can’t stop sending this cat to people so I may as well draw him

[princesstigerbelle]

I absolutely love this cat so I’m glad you did this

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[constibilis]

Taken from @jeannedamas on Instagram.