what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

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what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments
#polite
Shane is soooo needy.
I can’t share any more than this crop or the cops will come
Full art on AO3
reblogs were off
Ilya holding him still in this position and relentlessly pounding into him while shane just moans and trembles and takes it because he can’t do anything else
i literally feel so crazy whenever i see their kissing scenes up close 😫😫😫 look at connor's tongue getting in and hudson sucking on it 😃 and this is their first official kissing scene
and then this reply made me go crazier:
Connor Storrie as Liam | Riley (2023) | dir. Benjamin Howard
ILYA ROZANOV WEEK: DAY SEVEN FREE CHOICE: ILYA ROZANOV IS A WORK OF ART (insp) The Fallen Angel, Alexandre Cabanel (1847) Psyche, Jean-Baptiste Greuze (1786) St. Sebastian, Luca Giordano (1653 –1655) The Pink Dress, Frederic Bazille (1864) Saturn Devouring One of His Sons, Francisco Goya (1819 –1823) Armida in Vain Endeavours with Her Entreaties to Prevent Rinaldo's Departure, Angelica Kauffman (1776) The fisherman and the nymph, Henri Lehmann (1837) Lake Nemi, Seen through Trees, Camille Corot (1843)
Connor Storrie + offline, confused king
ILYA ROZANOV APPRECIATION WEEK — day seven: free choice (ft. ilya's fidgeting)
woke deadbeat father: i'm just going to get some oat milk
shanebug photo album circa '91-93
MY BABY 😭
we need more pathetic female characters written by authors who don't hate women
to be clear since this is making the rounds: she has to be an absolute loser in no way that can be pinned on her gender. no "i'm just a girl tee-hee" stuff. straight up just a loser (nondenominational)
addendum: she must be the most important person in the whole narrative
I decided to sit down and concentrate and properly write the list of rules that qualify a character for this role.
FIRST LAW: This character must be a woman.
SECOND LAW: This character must be a loser, but not in a way that can be pinned on her gender. Misogynistic response from the audience does not disqualify the character.
THIRD LAW: If the audience does not enjoy this character, then it becomes impossible to enjoy the show/film/book/game altogether. It is not possible to ignore this character, for better or for worse.
FOURTH LAW: The character must make bad decisions, and not just be a victim of poor circumstances outside of her control. The character can also be a victim of poor circumstances outside of her control, but it has to be primarily her personal choices that deem her a loser.
It always baffles me when people think Shane would be constantly annoyed by Ilya's antics and bravado. Like, Shane? Shane Hollander? The same man who started salivating when rookie Roz said he was going to score 50 goals? The man who gets so hard over Ilya sexting him right before a game that he could storm into the visiting locker room and ride his man right there? The same Shane Hollander who happily accepted a blowjob while his best friend tried to have a deep and genuine conversation with him about his wife's difficult pregnancy? Nah, that dude is a peak enabler who loves his asshole husband.
WE HAVE GOT TO START LOVING THE PROCESS MORE THAN THE PRODUCT AGAIN
shall I add a description here?