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I gotta be excited for everyone else since they’re so laaaaame and not expressing it the right way.
Um, okay. So you're like the representative of expressing things. But it takes so much energy to just express. What if they're saving it for summer?
Wheres the par-tay at, people? School’s ending soon! Summer is here! I can’t be the only one excited!
Wow. That's a lot of excitement from just one person. A lot of people are excited that school's ending. It's a matter of how they express it.
Layla, for the sake of me not having another younger sister, I pray I’m getting laid more than mom. Besides, you only can’t imagine Ben and I doing it because we behaved when he came home for Thanksgiving break.
No more siblings. I'm good at being the youngest. Actually, I'm great at it! I wouldn't really want to be a big sister. Too much responsibilities. So much crap expected from you. God forbid mom gets pregnant.
Oh shut up, Lottie. You probably did it during Thanksgiving break.
Yeah, if you promise not to tell anyone else—they’re always stocked in the vending machine at Glendola.
Are you fucking serious? How come I didn't know that? I live at Glendola and I never know about that. What kind of a fucked up world is this?
I was just kidding, you asshole! I’m… I’m not really that much like mom, am I? No, shut up, I’m totally not, or else I wouldn’t be getting laid on the reg.
And I’ll continue my early morning runs and enjoy every moment of my figure and my chocolate until that happens.
-laughs- Oh god, your face. You know I just can't imagine you getting laid. Or mom. -shudders-
Live life and do all crap to maintain figure. Gotcha.
Well, I did miss the cookies. They only have these in one vending machine here, cut me some slack.
Thanks for the tip, though.
You mean you got them from-- Damn, those cookies are good. They always run out though.
Don't mention it.
Here's Iva Ivanov during the sunset. She's a pro in front of the camera.
May 23, 2015
Getting sick sucks. You don't get to do the things that you want. People are outside doing god knows what while I'm just here resting in bed. I don't think anyone will notice that I'm not in school, to be honest. That just goes to prove that I have no friends. I can't believe I sound so fucking depressing. I just wish my cats were here with me. They would've made me feel better.
Crap, my lighter’s out of gas. Does anyone happen to have a spare lighter?
Catch. -throws over lighter- I wouldn't be surprised if lighters are running out of gas. A lot of people smoke nowadays. Have we met before? You look a bit familiar.
Oh no! No, no no. I wasn’t calling you weird or creepy, I was trying to be funny. Why does nobody think I’m funny? I’m funny dangit!
To scare off a bird? I am so offended right now! I could scare off a cat at least. I’m hella intimidating! Look at these guns! I can flex and stare menacingly! I might just leave you alone to deal with said creeper now. I’m that offended.
-gives a you're-kidding-me,-right look then chuckles- Yup. Yeah. Continue thinking that. Whatever lets you sleep at night. Whatever tickles your peach. Whatever calms your dumplings. But I like that you try. Thumbs up on that.
-tilts head to the side- Bro, really? I mean really. -says sarcastically- Yeah. Really intimidating. Totally see it now. Yup. I can feel you being offended.
It sounds like something a creep in the park late at night would say? Have you been lurking in Buena Vista Park?
... Noo... But does that even make it worst?
I’m already turning into mom, I think I can nag pretty well. Layla, not a day will go by that I won’t be into chocolate.
What ever you say, sis. I'm not surprised that you're becoming like mom. It's kind of fun watching you going through the transformation.
Sooner or later you're going to get fat and diabetic. I'm not even gonna complain.
I think mom gave up on trying to nag you a long time ago, but that doesn’t mean I will. I might have been drinking a little before I was twenty one, but you might want to be careful or you’ll end up with an alcohol dependence that will rival my chocolate dependence.
She didn't bother nagging at all. I'm looking forward to see you try. I can tolerate mine -chuckles- God, you're still into chocolates aren't you?
More like a huge sign that says “Layla is too young to drink and her older sister is going to kick her ass if she doesn’t chill out for a few more months.” What would mom say?
Too young? Plus, you actually think that mom would bother? -rolls eyes- Like you didn't drink before. I don't exactly remember you chilling out either.
Am I ever joking when it comes to alcohol consumption, Layla?
Alcohol consumption, no. Talking to me, at times. Well I guess I must be lucky with the alcohol now, huh? It must be a sign! A huge sign that says "For Layla's consumption".
