everything you want's a dream away

19. Devourer of galaxies. Nucleus of whirlwinds. Dreamer. Hopelessly clichéd.

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

[thebootydiaries]

bikinikillings:

roses are red

violets are blue

[missrubyspice]

two hackers accidently hacking the same website

hacker 1: im in

hacker 2: im in

hacker 1: oh shit hacker 2 wasssap

hacker 2: hey hacker 1 sorry man i didnt see u here this is awk ill just go

hacker 1: ok see u later man

hacker 2: im out

[tastefullyoffensive]

[madeupmonkeyshit]

[garl612]

i wish there was someone i could show this to in real life without permanently damaging our relationship

[saamwise-blog]

things that will always be attractive forever

button up shirt with the sleeves pushed up to the elbows

freckles

dimples

button up shirt

with the sleeves pushed up

to the elbows

5 o’clock shadow

bUTTON UP SHIRTS

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

i’m babysitting this 4 year old kid today and as his dad was leaving he said “be good today” and the kid responded by saying “dad i will punch you in the leg” 

[bitchycode]

[hypersexualsportswear]

“First of all… bitch”

[diagonalzip-deactivated20190813]

when you tell her how you feel about her

[onlytwitterpics]

[psxgfx-deactivated20180706]

???

[grandtheft-autotune]

Excuse me?!

[unsaltedwaters]

PULL THE LEVER KRONK

[dawnonthehorizon-blog1]

WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE THAT LEVER

[icicledream-archive]

armbok

[icicledream-archive]

i was told to give him legs

[icicledream-archive]

update 

[blackpyrefly]

team yell grunt

[unadulteratedpiratepizza]

enemy from a 90′s beat em’ up

[pissvortex]

skyrim mod where the archers all miss the guy who tries to run away from the execution and he escapes

[elmurid]

sometimes that just happens organically bc the AI can actually miss the shot on their own, but him getting shot by the archers is what triggers the next scene where the executions begin, so if he does manage to escape everybody just stands silently

[adorable-fan]

[mypetufo]

if you plug your headphones into a hole in tree you can hear tree thoughts. stuff like “birds live in my hair” “water is my favorite” “the sun is my boyfriend”

[yungbasedblogger]

it’s not you it’s your eyebrows

[mens-rights-activia]