perfectly wrong

But I’m the best you’ll ever have.

If that’s the case, I’m screwed.

No promises.

You’re the worst.

Unless you want to sleep alone… and let the boogey man get you. You don’t actually think I’m going to share a house with a beautiful girl like you and NOT sleep with you every night. Come on, mamas, you’re smarter than that.

Fine. Don’t grab my ass.

I put a baby in you but sharing a bed is shocking? Yes a room for us, silly.

We’re gonna sleep in the same bed?

What? We can do four bedrooms if you want your own office also.

One room? For us?

Exactly that’s why I went with the smaller penthouse instead of an actual house. Three rooms is perfect; one for the baby, one for my office and one for us.

What?

So?

We don’t need to live large, just a place for you, me and the baby.

Eh, it’s alright. At least you’re happy.

We’re 17, Jace.

I have to get in touch with my parents’ realtor. He will find us the best place. I’m thinking probably penthouse in the city, three bedroom three bathroom. I know it’s small but we’ll manage.

That’s...perfect, Jace.

jacepatterson:

Of course Ryan. Anything for my new family.

So...apartment hunting?

Absolutely.

Thanks Jace...

jacepatterson:

Don’t even worry about that Ryan. I will make them hold up whatever they promised you and if for some reason they don’t I got you.

Are you sure?

Oh here we go, yes?

I technically broke my promise to your parents, so...they were my ticket to school.

No I’m gonna tell them that they’re dead to me if they ever keep a secret like this again. And that I’m leaving to raise my baby.

There’s one problem, and I know this sounds really selfish but...

Ryan I have never seen you without one. You probably have one in your purse right now.

Okay, that may be true. So you’re gonna tell your parents you’re just moving out?

Oh of course I will. I’ll take you to the Ben and Jerry’s factory and we can get you special Kit Kat ice cream. But only if we name it ‘Jace Patterson is the sexiest guy ever’.

Never. You know about Kit Kats?