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« Le seul moyen honorable d’être séduisant, c’est d’être naturel. D’ailleurs, c’est ce que je pense aussi de l’élégance. Vouloir être élégant, c’est vulgaire. Il faut être ce que l’on est. »

Jean d'Ormesson

missyflirtz

That works if you happen to be Alain Delon. Otherwise, probably not.

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Loving Wives #26-31-1

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Tears within 6 strokes does indeed take effort. What a lovely woman!

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Perfect Pairing

Are you ready?

missyflirtz

Do you have hope in your soul? Or soap in your hole?

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missyflirtz

Then why do countries who supposedly affirm and proclaim the above t-shirt slogan allow and even encourage unlimited immigration of unassimilable military-age men who are the very definition of unstable and insecure?

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missyflirtz

Let me try sissysplaining, which I know won't work either.

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“You better have finished the book I told you to have read by today.”

missyflirtz

Oops! I binged on Netflix instead. But I'd be so lucky to get paddled by the Librarian.

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missyflirtz

Oh yes. Cock-tease me to your heart's content. Then leave me limp and locked.

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“Wear A Chastity Cage… And Serve”

missyflirtz

Unfortunately, 99.9% of women want the flowers, not the other thing.

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missyflirtz

I wanted to grow up fast and leave childhood far behind. Now that I have the leisure to become childlike I can't find a Mommy, at least not the exactingly strict Mommy I really should have.