Old at being young, young at being old.

I can obsess...I admit.

[unionshiporville]

You’re busy, I can come back.      No, wait, Captain, come back! Come here, come here!

[beckettmariner-deactivated20200]

You ever invite your coworker to watch you give birth just to spite a racist

[nm-6]

got caught giving a fuck. embarrassing.

[ruinedchildhood]

The U.S. government wiping our memories after we all turn up at Area 51

[tredlocity]

[vxinri]

[distinguishedbaloney]

[wannabemystic]

Me leaving Area 51 on September 20th, 2019

[captain-acab]

News: a 6.9 earthquake rocks southern California for the second day in a row

My goblin brain: hrnnggg I'm trying to release geothermal energy but I'm dummy thicc and the clap of my tectonic plates keeps alerting the USGS

[j0jin-deactivated20210309]

First video of a black hole captured by astronomers

[bunjywunjy]

you have entered the event horizon

[fabricetuerk]

JANEWAY - Displaced

[businessboybrick]

A Star Trek idea: A comedy sitcom where instead of a Vulcan on a mostly human ship it is a human on a mostly Vulcan ship

[hanasheralhaminail]

All the Vulcans are fiercely protective of the ‘fragile, illogical, prone-to-danger, smart, reckless little human’.

To make the human feel more accepted (as it is only logical) the Vulcans try to include aspects of terran culture in the ship’s day-to-day life, failing spectacularly at it.

The human loves them even more for it.

[southerndrawlinmypants]

They’ll get better at celebrating the human’s birthday next year. It’s the thought that counts.

[sergle]

@jvlianbashir​ THAT’S A GOOD END TO THAT EPISODE THOUGH… the vulcans put together awful, bland decorations. they make a cake because it’s of “significant importance”. they go through the process of putting together this party and Studying this Human Ritual and the entire episode is setting up to what you KNOW will be a horrible result. they do a bad job!! then when the human’s birthday comes, and they reveal the off-the-mark, underwhelming looking birthday bash, the human just. starts crying. because they had no idea their crew would go through all this trouble to celebrate their birthday, and even put up DECORATIONS, or make a CAKE, and there’s a birthday card with extremely polite impersonal messages written and a hundred perfectly tidy signatures. and the vulcans are just standing around like “you appear upset. the Birthday Party was unsatisfactory”.

[rumshop]

I would watch the fuck out of that

“Humans require regular physical contact to remain healthy. We have a weekly rotation for The Daily Shoulder Pat. Please inform us if this is insufficient contact, either in frequency, magnitude, or duration.”

[carmineeyes]

Okay, I reblogged this because of how adorable it is, but then I started picturing McCoy as the sole human.

[chaoticbiquarius-deactivated202]

The corgi who played Cheddar, real name Stewart, has reportedly passed away

A moment of silence for the bestest, goodest boy in the whole of the 99

[side-goodbye-blog123]

this is honestly one of my favorite fourth wall breaks in any cartoon ever

[constance-mcentee-deactivated20]

[powerfulwizard]

hey so good news, disney has listened to our criticisms of the new lion king designs and has redesigned the characters!

[existingally]

i can’t believe you just made me experience this

[oovwee]

Me rolling up to a mad customer, about to tell them the same shit their technician told them.

[uglyloki]

You’re not genetically engineered; you’re a Vulcan.  If I’m a Vulcan, then how do you explain my boyish smile? 

[uglyloki]

a julian photoset for juliansbashir