Little Miss Antihistamines & Mood Stabilizers

I write things to make them leave my brain alone. He/They/It | 🔞 | Don't tell me what not to ship~ My hobbies include making jokes & taking them too far, in case you couldn't tell.

[mister-astringent]

𝕯𝓇𝓎, 𝓈𝓁𝒾𝓰𝒽𝓉𝓁𝓎 𝒷𝒾𝓉𝓉ℯ𝓇, 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒶𝒸𝒾𝒹𝒾𝒸

🚫 Minors DNI; 18+ Only. I am not your babysitter.

🚫 Antis DNI. Block me and save me the hassle.

🖤 Multifandom, mostly Black Butler and Yakuza.

🖤 Proship/Ship and Let Ship. DL;DR.

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I also emoji tag locations & animals

-Black Butler Re-Read: on Volume 5-

𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖕𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖑𝖎𝖘𝖙

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Formerly Strawberry_Pomegranate

𝑩𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝑩𝒖𝒕𝒍𝒆𝒓: 𝑺𝒆𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒊𝒆𝒍 (𝑜𝑛𝑔𝑜𝑖𝑛𝑔)

fluff, angst, and just a little bit of spice; all sebaciel, all of the time. includes sebaciel week 2023.

Formerly Productive_Writings

𝑩𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝑩𝒖𝒕𝒍𝒆𝒓 (𝑝𝑜𝑡𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑜𝑛𝑔𝑜𝑖𝑛𝑔)

readable as gen/platonic. pre-canon staff escapades, post-canon depression, and a little bit of grelle sutcliff.

𝒀𝒂𝒌𝒖𝒛𝒂 / 𝑳𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒂 𝑫𝒓𝒂𝒈𝒐𝒏 (???)

fic about majima, as told through the eyes of those around him. also irezumi body horror.

𝑫𝒆𝒗𝒊𝒍 𝑴𝒂𝒚 𝑪𝒓𝒚 (𝑜𝑛 ℎ𝑎𝑖𝑡𝑢𝑠)

domestic fluff, sadness, canon character death, some dadgil if you squint; mostly nerokiri. includes devil may cry week 2020.

𝑴𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝑯𝒊𝒈𝒉 [𝐺1] (𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑢𝑒𝑑)

mid-2010's cleuce; ported from fanfiction.net for the nostalgia.

[mister-astringent]

Big conversations happening

[mister-astringent]

Never before have I witnessed a person struggle so much to open a fridge

[mister-astringent]

So around the store I work in, we have a few of these types of chillers for keeping products cool -

Double door. Big handle in the middle of each one. You pull one, it swings open.

Pretty self-explanatory, right?

Well,

So I'm filling soft drinks. I have one door of one of these open, the other's still closed. A guy with a big hiking backpack comes over, and I stand out of the way so he can grab a drink. He wants one from the other side to the one I've just been filling.

Bearing in mind, my door is also still open as a point of reference, the customer tries opening the other one from the hinge side.

When that doesn't work, he spots the handle and tries to slide the door across.

And when that still doesn't work...

He gives up, and reaches around the door from my open side to get the drink he wants

🤦‍♂️

[mister-astringent]

Never before have I witnessed a person struggle so much to open a fridge

[garudagay]

Ouija shark 2 (aka ouija shark vs tarot gator) was so busy being the most insane and baffling movie alive you dont have time to be offended. It also waves a really bad shark hand puppet and gator hand puppet in your face over and over.

[gouged-doll]

[secondlastk]

majimas response is to immediately disregard this info and fuck off to do pirate bullshit. im gonna kill him. SAEJIMAS gonna kill him.

[katagogo]

AWOO! CUMMING ROUGHLY ABOUT THE WOODS by Simonjima Tigers

Chapter Three: Violent Gapes

Holy moly! I’ve just had another chapter of this story deposited through my letterbox by that shady individual, Simonjima Tigers! I am scared to it! Things are really starting to heat up here…! Werewolf dream sex? In this economy??

It’s more likely than you’d think and it’s here

[mister-astringent]

Come and have a read

It's got

[pmamtraveller]

Mammal in a Sunday Dress, by Georgina M. Cox, 2026

[originalaccountname]

Mammal in a Sunday Dress explores the uneasy relationship between femininity, civilisation, and the animal body. At first glance, the figure appears modest and withdrawn. Her posture is composed, her gaze seemingly lowered towards her bare feet, recalling the conventions of nineteenth-century portraiture where women were often depicted as passive objects of observation. Yet as the viewer moves closer, the illusion collapses. Her eyes are not lowered at all. She is looking directly back. The delayed eye contact transforms the encounter. The viewer approaches believing they are safely observing a woman; instead, they realise they have been observed themselves. The work refuses the traditional power dynamic of portraiture, denying the comfort of anonymous spectatorship. Looking becomes a reciprocal act. For Cox, the painting considers humanity's persistent desire to separate itself from the rest of the animal kingdom. The title quietly undermines this distinction. A "mammal" is not another creature—it is us. The Sunday dress, rich with cultural associations of femininity, morality, and respectability, becomes an attempt to distinguish ourselves from nature. Yet clothing cannot alter biology. Beneath lace and ritual remains the same vulnerable animal body. The work also reflects on the historical relationship between women and nature. Across art, religion, and philosophy, women have repeatedly been positioned as closer to instinct, emotion, reproduction, and the body itself, while men have been aligned with reason, culture, and civilisation. Mammal in a Sunday Dress does not reject this comparison. Instead, it questions why proximity to nature has so often been treated as something lesser. Chiaroscuro isolates the figure within darkness, allowing the luminous dress to symbolise the performance of civilisation while the bare feet quietly return the body to the earth. Neither is presented as more truthful than the other. The painting exists in the tension between performance and instinct, refinement and biology. Mammal in a Sunday Dress ultimately asks a simple but unsettling question: if every layer of culture were stripped away, what would remain? Not a king. Not a saint. Not a gentleman or a lady. Only another mammal, looking back.

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[mister-astringent]

Zooming in real close on Majima's jacket and trying to decide whether he is in grey python or if he's actually switched it out for what is secretly a damask print

[mister-astringent]

Like. I don't feel like it takes away from the 'cloaked in snakeskin' imagery or anything, even not actually being that. I just think its kinda clever.

He's retired. Actually, like, for reals. He's removed himself from that life and that role. He no longer has a necessity for that print.

But he's still wearing something that could be that. That would make you have to look twice to make sure, or look closer just to see that it isn't.

[mister-astringent]

Someone's gotta get poetic about this, might as well make it Saejima.

[mister-astringent]

A compilation of bees, as photographed during our outings last week.

[katagogo]

@mister-astringent and @agoraphobic-artist treated me to a trip to two zoos and I'm happy as a girl could be

[mister-astringent]

Tiny buildings, tinier dioramas. Tropical birds and vintage trinkets.

Pretty landscapes, and suspiciously murdery-looking forest gates.

Tasty treats, castle escapes, crime solving, and timeline-breaking Goromis.

It was a good week <3

[mister-astringent]

POV:

The man you knew briefly almost 40 years ago turns out to not actually be some kind of mythological cryptid, and really is in fact just a silly little guy™

[bltchkawa]

Goromi I drew cause I needed a little break from commissions :3

[mister-astringent]

Had a great time at Nishi-Romi² night with @katagogo and @agoraphobic-artist last night~🍹

[mister-astringent]

Not me starting to add the irezumi on to our pics...

[valtsv]

you are my friend and to some extent the altar upon which i mount my guilt

[valtsv]

you are my friend and to an increasing extent the saviour i worship

[valtsv]

you are my friend and i hope something ruins you before i do

[mister-astringent]

Had a great time at Nishi-Romi² night with @katagogo and @agoraphobic-artist last night~🍹