Phoenis Waramblings

For eel, dough. Siriusly stop it.

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Resurrecting a dead blog like...

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I used to dream of doing this shit... I would have been the best... if I had any talent whatsoever...

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I hate my <noun> so freaking <adjective> that <noun> always <verb> me in the <noun> with a <noun> very <adverb> before my <noun> gets <adjective> from the <noun>. Why am I <verb - present participle>? I do not <verb> very <adjective. <verb> you! Also, never <verb> <noun - plural>