Excitement for the show tonight had made the contractions easier to ignore, even as the pressure of the head pressing against her slowly dilating cervix mounted. Her husband was on his way home from work, and this was an event the pair had been looking forward to almost as long as the delivery of their first child.
But being a first time mother, the poor dear had been ignoring her labor for too long, even going so far as to continue pushing herself after her waters broke, ruining her leggings and forcing a full outfit change.
Of course, as she stripped herself from the waist down, her femminine instincts began to mount. As the shirt and bra came loose, she found herself squatting slightly without thinking. All it took at that point was one accidental grunt of effort as her shirt caught on her elbow, and suddenly the undeniable feeling of the head of her emerging child filling her birth canal overwhelmed the rocker entirely.
The head came far faster than she thought it could, and she screamed apologies to her husband as he walked into the house, opening her legs wide and bearing down as their eager offspring came to a beautiful full crown on their bed.
(Note by @muchbirth)