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Before we get started, don't forget to like, subscribe and hit that bell icon. 41 year old, heterosexual man. realist. traditionalist.

[t-boneog40-deactivated20260418]

Part 2 of 😁 😁

[midnightruma]

Still trying to fuck someone like this btw

[cvmcutie2]

If you promise to get me pregnant you can fuck me like this

[mistermechanical]

I PROMISE. I FUCKING PROMISE. I PROMISE TIMES A THOUSAND

[mistermechanical]

Look. The newer end of gen z and their flagrant, unregulated, grammatically incorrect misuse of the word "actually", pisses me off to no end. You're not even TRYING to hide the fact that you're uneducated.

But.

They DID popularize "fuckass", so i can't be too hard on em.

[mistermechanical]

It's just so fun to say and so universal and so evocative and such an effective conveyance of contempt and frustration.

Fuckass.

This fuckass bolt wont come loose.

This fuckass battery died.

This fuckass is only here cause his dad's the foreman.

It's perfect!

[atrocititty-deactivated20251225]

stop putting fuck ass captions on pictures bro i wanna reblog that

[mistermechanical]

Reblogging, only because I firmly belive "fuckass" is the greatest word humans have ever, or will ever invent, and the only and greatest contribution to society gen z has, or will ever do.

Fuckass.

[mistermechanical]

OK! Ok! I will! But WHERE on Eileen?

[relapsed-sex-addict]

[mistermechanical]

I fucking hate ai. But this do be how I'll be fuckin a baby into you.

[trainer0084]

[thenun101]

My favorite man

[corrupt-thoughts-of-you]

Your eyes say it all…

[mistermechanical]

I got you. Feel my cum baby. Nice and deep where it belongs.

[wildbubblezz]

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[mistermechanical]

Fuck yeah. All the way down, i want to cum in your soul

[black-mare-on-g33-street]

[mistermechanical]

Fuck the sad out of you, and a baby into you

[goofybunnysblog]

Girls that grabs your dick while kissing are the real freaks

[mistermechanical]

Uh, girls that grab your dick while kissing get engagement rings

[mayabeker]

[mistermechanical]

I'm more of a make you grow my baby in your belly kind of guy, but since you asked nicely

[mistermechanical]

"I saw. I came. I'm going to pass out now."

Or however the saying goes.

[feidiinq]

proposition:

i sit pretty and u jerk off in front of me

[mistermechanical]

Done. Have a seat

[pendejx-deactivated20200323]

[mistermechanical]

I'm sorry, can you repost? The picture didn't show up on my end

[showusyourmuff-deactivated20130]

Mutual Agreement ;)

[mistermechanical]

Me and @horrible-decisions later

[mistermechanical]

I'll head over and help you study for your pregnancy test.